Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Sombrero;49944939]If I was good at drawing, I'd do commissions (even "those" kind to a certain limit) for a second income. With all this rent, car financing inurance, and insurance I get nearly nothing to spend/save with my current income.[/QUOTE] be original and combine every single fetish known to man in a single picture furry guro futa infantile hemaphrodite inflation vore and scat

[QUOTE=Recurracy;49945850]be original and combine every single fetish known to man in a single picture furry guro futa infantile hemaphrodite inflation vore and scat[/QUOTE] He could create new fetishes and artificially raise the demand

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49944797]I would draw so much porn[/QUOTE] From what I've heard, artists generally can't jerk to their own art because all they see are its flaws

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49946003]From what I've heard, artists generally can't jerk to their own art because all they see are its flaws[/QUOTE] I tried to draw fetish stuff. It didnt work.

I've always wanted to come up with an OC specifically for [sp]lewd happenings[/sp]. I do have an OC, but she's not for lewd. I do have a couple in mind though...

I want to crawl off into a corner when any sort of attempt at meaningful conversation/attempt to remain relevant is derailed by some circlejerk meme shit.

I strongly believe in the saying "the ends justify the means" but people always interpret this as me always supporting Hitler or something because y'know he killed lotsa people but made some banging autobahns and it just makes me groan

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;49946612]I've drawn like 3 butts for [del]friends[/del] people who've asked. [editline]16th March 2016[/editline] [URL="https://i.imgur.com/npEtD6N.png"]hopefully you don't have high expectations.[/URL][/QUOTE] Hot.

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update on my sister she drew a picture of azuki from nekopara for me without me asking and i haven't even told her i've played nekopara [I]how the fuck does she know i've played nekopara? [/I][url=http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1458166816.png]it's a good drawing though[/url]

[QUOTE=Shenesis;49946015]My DSi, which I have since 2008, now has a damaged R-button :ohno: Not that I play much on it anymore, I only use it as morning alarm nowadays[/QUOTE] Only Japan had them in 2008 :weeb: But mine's recently suffered the same fate within the past month I basically never used it though in the past four years

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49947104]update on my sister she drew a picture of azuki from nekopara for me without me asking and i haven't even told her i've played nekopara [I]how the fuck does she know i've played nekopara? [/I][url=http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1458166816.png]it's a good drawing though[/url][/QUOTE] I wish my imouto was like that. She doesn't like anime. [editline]16th March 2016[/editline] To add (rather late) to the swearing topic, I've always liked using swears because it felt wrong to do. Everyone in my family would rarely, if ever, swear. So I would swear all the time at school, and as a result I've grown a bit of a foul mouth. I think out of everyone in my family, I swear the most. I also like characters who drop [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClusterFBomb]cluster fuck bombs[/url] like [url=https://youtu.be/TTxAlkD-xDI?t=5m25s]Armstrong[/url] in Revengeance.

[QUOTE=Skyward;49944315]I only started drawing recently and I used to struggle a lot with confidence too. I'd recommend giving this is watch/listen. I don't know if it'll work for you, but it really helped me get over the initial hump and just keep with it. [media]https://youtu.be/RkNeZDRuqWs[/media][/QUOTE] [quote]Try fucking a horse[/quote] :ohno:

[QUOTE=helifreak;49947472]:ohno:[/QUOTE] That's just the tip of plague's creepy iceberg.

I love/hate my voice. I can do a mean southern impression....that's it. Ever since I got interested in how animation works, I've always wanted to act out in anything. A background guy, a wing-man, something. But I can't seem to extend my vocal range. Even in theater production, when I tried out a monster, I nearly crashed the performance. Might as well become a writer and put all of my inspirations in it.

When I was 13, my family was staying in some some family friend's apartment while said friends were vacationing. While everyone but me was out of the house for the day, I was prowling like a little SHIT and came across a shotgun. I was a curious and naive little fucker and thought it was a BBgun, I grabbed ahold of it and thought it was amazing how it even had pump-action (I guess I didn't question the shell clearly ejecting from the side). I shot the shotgun into the floor, dread hit me once I realized what the fuck I had done. I even went as far as peeking out the window to see if people were standing outside calling the cops or something. (Nobody even gave a fuck over the noise in the end, I now realize it could've sound liked muffled furniture being moved or something) I ran balling to my parents as they stepped through the door later that afternoon and had explained to them what happened, long explaination short - I blamed my curiosity on being horny at the time. (I've grown the fuck up since then, but thinking back on this, boy was that a mess that could've been blamed on many different accounts)

I get extremely envious when I see someone draw/animate something well

I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949787]I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.[/QUOTE] Where did you find a dragon dildo for $50?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949787]I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.[/QUOTE] You commissioned porn of XJ-9?

[QUOTE=helifreak;49949818]Where did you find a dragon dildo for $50?[/QUOTE] It was neither a dragon nor a dingus. What they're charging is pure highway robbery. [QUOTE=ASIC;49949839]You commissioned porn of XJ-9?[/QUOTE] No need for that when I'm an artist myself (who doesn't do shit).

A Jenny daki?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949850]No need for that when I'm an artist myself (who doesn't do shit).[/QUOTE] Could you show us some of your drawings?

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49928981]I think that being sterile wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. Because then it would mean I could cum inside girls without worrying about pregnancies.[/QUOTE] Did you skip sexual education?

[QUOTE=ASIC;49949983]Could you show us some of your drawings?[/QUOTE] I'm not a big fan of showcasing my newer stuff due to them being 98% fan art and 2% original stuff. But if you still wanna see goobers I've made, check my Tumblr.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949787]I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.[/QUOTE] Come on, just say it. There's much worse stuff in the thread most likely. As long as it's legal, not saying what it is just making us curious.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949850]It was neither a dragon nor a dingus. What they're charging is pure highway robbery. No need for that when I'm an artist myself (who doesn't do shit).[/QUOTE] Well what did you buy then?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949787]I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.[/QUOTE] "Tehehe, I bought something but I'm not telling you what~" I can't have fun with that. :frown:

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49950055]Did you skip sexual education?[/QUOTE] Educate me [editline]17th March 2016[/editline] The only thing they teach in sex ed is abstinence

[QUOTE=Skunky;49950785]"Tehehe, I bought something but I'm not telling you what~" I can't have fun with that. :frown:[/QUOTE] Especially if the thread is about confessing something. Like common, we wanna know what it is ;w;