Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49950880]Educate me [editline]17th March 2016[/editline] The only thing they teach in sex ed is abstinence[/QUOTE] And how to use either kind of condoms. It was pretty weird to learn about that stuff so early (if I don't remember it wrong it was taught to us at 3rd or 4th grade).

sometimes when i wash my hair in the shower and need to close my eyes briefly, i have a feeling the creepy woman from the ring is in there to kill me when i open them. it is so odd.

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49950880]Educate me [editline]17th March 2016[/editline] The only thing they teach in sex ed is abstinence[/QUOTE] IIRC the most effective method of sterilization is to cut the seeding tubes(??? not sure what the english term is) meaning that no matter how much sperm your testicles produce you can't ejaculate and therefore cum. Meaning that what you would do basically is get the cum-spasms without ejecting your load. Not sure if you knew this already but your post made it sound like you'd still ejaculate into women (or guys if that's your thing) just that it'd be "neutralized", while in reality you wouldn't send off any mail to the mailbox. [editline]17th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Badballer;49950931]sometimes when i wash my hair in the shower and need to close my eyes briefly, i have a feeling the creepy woman from the ring is in there to kill me when i open them. it is so odd.[/QUOTE] When I watched Empire Strikes Back for the first time as a kid I went on for a year with a fear of the Wampa hiding behind the shower curtain everytime I went to the bathroom.

What if you replaced your testicles with animal testicles so your sperm wouldn't be compatible

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49950950]IIRC the most effective method of sterilization is to cut the seeding tubes(??? not sure what the english term is) meaning that no matter how much sperm your testicles produce you can't ejaculate and therefore cum. Meaning that what you would do basically is get the cum-spasms without ejecting your load. Not sure if you knew this already but your post made it sound like you'd still ejaculate into women (or guys if that's your thing) just that it'd be "neutralized", while in reality you wouldn't send off any mail to the mailbox.[/QUOTE] I see [QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49950909]And how to use either kind of condoms. It was pretty weird to learn about that stuff so early (if I don't remember it wrong it was taught to us at 3rd or 4th grade).[/QUOTE] They never taught anything about condoms

sex ed in this country is a joke tbh

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49951117]They never taught anything about condoms[/QUOTE] That's strange because here that's pretty much the main thing that is taught there.

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;49950950]IIRC the most effective method of sterilization is to cut the seeding tubes(??? not sure what the english term is) meaning that [B]no matter how much sperm your testicles produce you can't ejaculate and therefore cum.[/B] Meaning that what you would do basically is get the cum-spasms without ejecting your load. [/QUOTE] :what: What are you even talking about??? that is completely wrong lol (im a med student) 1) Semen is made of 3 things, 2 liquids (i dont remember names) and the spermatozoa (which is the componen that is important to get someone pregnant), when you are sterile that means that there is a problem with your spermatozoa production or the ductus deferens, said ductus is the one that transports the spermatozoa to your urethra so it blends with the liquids and then gets out as semen, and so that is the tube that doctors cut when doing a vasectomy. 2)Being sterile doesnt mean you cant cum, as i said before semen gets out on the same way as urine, through the urethra, you cant just cut it to stop semen from coming out lol, so when you are sterile you are pretty much ejaculating only the liquids, without the cells (either because they die before reaching the end, you dont produce them or the deferens duct is blocked/cut) I hope i made it clear, im not good at explaining stuff in english :v:

What just happened in this thread.

[QUOTE=Skunky;49951194]What just happened in this thread.[/QUOTE] jizz

[QUOTE=kijji;49951119]sex ed in this country is a joke tbh[/QUOTE] In middle and high school, they taught us how to use a condom, the many forms of avoiding reproduction, and how sex worked...that's it. I don't even remember if they taught us about consent, or even how to talk about sex, in which a fucking comedian on HBO taught us as a joke. You know your country's education is awful when your the butt-end of John Oliver's jokes twice.

Ill be giving private sex ed classes if you guys need them :sex101: On a serious note, im really concerned about the stuff they teach you though, its not the first time i see someone saying stuff like that

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49949787]I just spent $50 on something I'd rather not disclose and I feel incredibly tense right now. Like an earthquake running through my body.[/QUOTE] one of those hentai games I bet. [editline]18th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Khameleon029;49951229]Ill be giving private sex ed classes if you guys need them :sex101: On a serious note, im really concerned about the stuff they teach you though, its not the first time i see someone saying stuff like that[/QUOTE] I never had sex ed class till high school. That was years ago lol

Okay fine. It was [sp]a mass debation sleeve[/sp] that I bought last night.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951531]Okay fine. It was [sp]a masturbation sleeve[/sp] that I bought last night.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is a masturbation sleeve

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49951540]What the fuck is a masturbation sleeve[/QUOTE] Think a dildo but in reverse.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951548]Think a dildo but in reverse.[/QUOTE] You gonna shove a fleshlight up your ass? What hte fuck?

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49951569]You gonna shove a fleshlight up your ass? What hte fuck?[/QUOTE] I never learned how sex works in school. They told us to wait until marriage or else we'd suffer from a plague of boils.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951579]I never learned how sex works in school. They told us to wait until marriage or else we'd suffer from a plague of boils.[/QUOTE] I volunteered as a tribute to find this out It's bullshit

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951579]I never learned how sex works in school. They told us to wait until marriage or else we'd suffer from a plague of boils.[/QUOTE] I was told If you had sex your dick will fall off.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49951616]I was told If you had sex your dick will fall off.[/QUOTE] And if you didn't propose to me with your foreskin don't even bother

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951579]I never learned how sex works in school. They told us to wait until marriage or else we'd suffer from a plague of boils.[/QUOTE] For some reason i remember kids at our school had the belief that if you put your flaccid penis inside a woman then get an erection while inside her it instantly kills her

Or that your vagina would bleed non-stop and die.

[QUOTE=Khameleon029;49951229]Ill be giving private sex ed classes if you guys need them :sex101: On a serious note, im really concerned about the stuff they teach you though, its not the first time i see someone saying stuff like that[/QUOTE] Even though we're founded on separation of church and state, a lot of the country insists that everything be catered to the 3 big religions of judaism, christianity, and catholicism, on the hardcore. That's why sex ed here is nothing but "sex is bad mkay" because shitheaded parents get mad pissed if their children learn about how to get away with having it or the neutral representation of facts about sex from a school. Some conservative people also get a little uppity about it because "the parents responsibility and at the time of their choosing" aka "the talk". (Also I'm not against religion, not an atheist wanted that to be clear, a large portion of our populace and government take it to an extreme even though we're supposed to be neutral and not enforce any religion using law) iirc all information relating to STDs and sperm was in high school biology, but I wasn't even at a public school at the time.

What the fuck you're spanish I remember my sex ed there being pretty straight forward. Actualy it may just have been about puberty

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49951648]Or that your vagina would[B] bleed non-stop and die[/B].[/QUOTE] This is the same thought when a girl has her first period.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49951653]This is the same thought when a girl has her first period.[/QUOTE] apres vous le deluge

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49951616]I was told If you had sex your dick will fall off.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKDxpkV14IA[/media]

Breasts are weird too when you're growing up. Your mom fed you from them when you were a babe, but during your kid years you've been taught to never look at them because "naughty bits" are verboten. And [I]then[/I] when you're adult you're able to do more than look at breasts.

Not everyone breastfeeds though, there's formula for that, and a machine that milks ur mum so she can give it via bottle