Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=splenda;49917166]I've recently started to suffer from musical hallucinations. They have been really rare, but when they do show up it is pretty surreal. It has ranged from like ultra quiet music that could just been mistaken as music playing far away, to literal concert level songs being imagined while I'm just laying in bed. So far none have popped up when I have really been doing anything, and the songs have all been good, so I'm not too concerned. In fact, I've been using snippits of what I imagined in my own songs, so I guess it's like free inspiration. [editline]12th March 2016[/editline] Weird thing is that all of the traditional causes I do not suffer from. I have impecable hearing, no sensory deprivation, or any other thing. Since they have all happened late at night, it's mostly likely just my creativity taking control of my body or other metaphyiscal nonsense.[/QUOTE] super late reply, but sounds like hypnagogia. I experience it myself, always happens when I'm lying in bed. I can hear voices that make no sense (but speak in proper, structured sentences) and I hear music.

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[QUOTE=Khameleon029;49951184]:what: What are you even talking about??? that is completely wrong lol (im a med student) 1) Semen is made of 3 things, 2 liquids (i dont remember names) and the spermatozoa (which is the componen that is important to get someone pregnant), when you are sterile that means that there is a problem with your spermatozoa production or the ductus deferens, said ductus is the one that transports the spermatozoa to your urethra so it blends with the liquids and then gets out as semen, and so that is the tube that doctors cut when doing a vasectomy. 2)Being sterile doesnt mean you cant cum, as i said before semen gets out on the same way as urine, through the urethra, you cant just cut it to stop semen from coming out lol, so when you are sterile you are pretty much ejaculating only the liquids, without the cells (either because they die before reaching the end, you dont produce them or the deferens duct is blocked/cut) I hope i made it clear, im not good at explaining stuff in english :v:[/QUOTE] Thanks for clearing that up. Maybe I was thinking of vasectomy in general then, although doesn't that count as a form of sterilization?

In my health class, we covered Sex-Ed for a week. Our teacher was not legally allowed to tell us how condoms worked or even bring up their existence. We we told to be abstinent and then shown pictures of STDs, then had a guest speaker tell us sex is a sin. That was it.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;49951688]Not everyone breastfeeds though, there's formula for that, and a machine that milks ur mum so she can give it via bottle[/QUOTE] Why would you go through all those fucking hoops though Unless you don't have enough breast milk

Because with how sexualized tits are it's awkward I guess. I know id feel uncomfortable everytime I think about it if I had been breastfeed. You're sucking your moms tits. Or alternatively your infant son is sucking your tits. I know every girl I've been with gets stimulated that way so I can imagine it's strange. Could be culture.

I was eating food and I absentmindedly pulled my shirt up over my mouth for no real reason (seriously I don't know why I did this) and then I saw something that made me laugh and I accidentally spit chewed-up food chunks all over the inside of my shirt. gross

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;49951688]Not everyone breastfeeds though, there's formula for that, and a [b]machine that milks[/b] ur mum so she can give it via bottle[/QUOTE] This is my fetish [sp]I've always wanted to see how one would feel on your dick[/sp]

I once set up a networked storage drive which could be accessed through the router instead of just having it go through my unused ethernet port. I then decided to try it out by sending FRAPS footage of me playing L4D2 online with some friends. I could not connect to the router for a good 10 minutes :v: and learned that that was a very bad idea and instead set it up to go from my ethernet port instead which worked waay better.

A teacher from my old middle school got a class guinea pig, after having the whole class bring papers home for their parents to sign that they would be ok with it and stuff. The teacher then went out and spent about 150 dollars on the pet and equipment. A month of having it later, a student comes up to the teacher, saying that he is actually allergic to pets. The kids parents then threatened to sue the school for having a pet, despite signing the paper saying that it would be alright. So the guinea pig couldn't stay at school, and pets werent allowed in the teacher's apartment, so long story short, my family adopted it. I just returned from college for spring break, and the guy has been put in my room. The middle schoolers also treated the poor thing badly, so the guinea pig is pretty scared of people. although I have been with it for a few days now, and its starting to trust me, which is nice I guess

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49951531]Okay fine. It was [sp]a mass debation sleeve[/sp] that I bought last night.[/QUOTE] It's not as bad as me with 4 pillows :v:

[QUOTE=ATRanko;49953747]It's not as bad as me with 4 pillows :v:[/QUOTE] At least in your case you can hide the covers in a drawer and just have four innocent body pillows. I bought something that I'd need to hide for my dear life.

[QUOTE=da space core;49953703]A teacher from my old middle school got a class guinea pig, after having the whole class bring papers home for their parents to sign that they would be ok with it and stuff. The teacher then went out and spent about 150 dollars on the pet and equipment. A month of having it later, a student comes up to the teacher, saying that he is actually allergic to pets. The kids parents then threatened to sue the school for having a pet, despite signing the paper saying that it would be alright. So the guinea pig couldn't stay at school, and pets werent allowed in the teacher's apartment, so long story short, my family adopted it. I just returned from college for spring break, and the guy has been put in my room. The middle schoolers also treated the poor thing badly, so the guinea pig is pretty scared of people. although I have been with it for a few days now, and its starting to trust me, which is nice I guess[/QUOTE] Is it possible to get a picture? I've had guinea pigs for roughly 5 years now and I love them they're so cute and noisy and full of life. If you need any advice or have any questions about guinea pigs let me know btw. Here are some basic tips that you guys probably already know of but just in case you don't: 1. A guinea pigs diet should consist of mainly hay, and they're made to eat from the ground, so a good way of keeping them fed is to make sure they have hay at all times spread around in their cage on the floor. Iceberg salad is not very good for their stomachs so avoid feeding them that, carrots and cabbage is fine and cucumber is also fine once in a while but it doesnt hold a lot of nutrition. Also avoid feeding them too much sugary stuff. 2. In a lot of countries it's illegal to keep guinea pigs alone, they're happier and healthier in pairs or more (preferably boy +boy or girl+girl) but if you don't wanna get another one, give it attention every now and then everyday - laptime and handfeeding is a good way of taming it aswell. 3. Please don't keep it in too small of a cage, and if you do, take it out on the floor or something every now and then so it has some space. Also make sure it has a little house or something in the cage where it can go and hide whenever it wants to.

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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49954086]At least in your case you can hide the covers in a drawer and just have four innocent body pillows. I bought something that I'd need to hide for my dear life.[/QUOTE] You can't say its innocent when two of them has naked anime tiddies and cat on it. It would take too much effort to pull out the cover, it will tear if i took it off too often.

All the sex ed talk in here reminds me of a kid I knew who thought your dick would fall off if you masturbated and we couldn't do shit to convince him differently.

[QUOTE=Badballer;49950931]sometimes when i wash my hair in the shower and need to close my eyes briefly, i have a feeling the creepy woman from the ring is in there to kill me when i open them. it is so odd.[/QUOTE] I get like this, especially in cold water.

I don't like washing my hair in the shower. Mostly I just wet a comb and run it through a couple of times. Washing my hair makes me feel oddly gross and weird

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;49954109]Is it possible to get a picture? I've had guinea pigs for roughly 5 years now and I love them they're so cute and noisy and full of life. If you need any advice or have any questions about guinea pigs let me know btw. Here are some basic tips that you guys probably already know of but just in case you don't: 1. A guinea pigs diet should consist of mainly hay, and they're made to eat from the ground, so a good way of keeping them fed is to make sure they have hay at all times spread around in their cage on the floor. Iceberg salad is not very good for their stomachs so avoid feeding them that, carrots and cabbage is fine and cucumber is also fine once in a while but it doesnt hold a lot of nutrition. Also avoid feeding them too much sugary stuff. 2. In a lot of countries it's illegal to keep guinea pigs alone, they're happier and healthier in pairs or more (preferably boy +boy or girl+girl) but if you don't wanna get another one, give it attention every now and then everyday - laptime and handfeeding is a good way of taming it aswell. 3. Please don't keep it in too small of a cage, and if you do, take it out on the floor or something every now and then so it has some space. Also make sure it has a little house or something in the cage where it can go and hide whenever it wants to.[/QUOTE] [T]http://i.snag.gy/PPixx.jpg[/T] This guy has plenty of hay and pellets, although he likes carrots and lettuce much more. every time we try feeding him some fruit (the ones that guinea pigs can eat, like bannanas) he just throws them to the side and has no interest in. He comes out of his little hut often now, and even leans out of the cage to be petted on the head, sometimes. he doesnt like us touching him from behind or doing anything he cant see. he doesnt like being taken out of the cage much so when I do, i keep him in his home hut flipped upside down, so he is somehwhat comforted. This guy is on his own, but he seems to get along with my smaller dog. he doesnt like leaving the cage as I stated, he will eat out of my hand though. tbh, I have practically no experience with smaller animals, especially not one so shy after being poked at by middle schoolers. from my understanding, the class room he was in was noisy (as of such, he hates loud noises now) and several kids would go poke him with sticks or scream at him. Unfortunately, the teacher was not allowed to punish the trouble makers, due to our schools backward policies.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49954491]All the sex ed talk in here reminds me of a kid I knew who thought your dick would fall off if you masturbated and we couldn't do shit to convince him differently.[/QUOTE] That should be a good thing, once you masturbate you don't wanna go back and then it just becomes addicting like smoking, heh. And then you feel empty inside but its okay, it can only get worse from here and then you become fully numb and don't care about anything anymore. Well at least from my point of view.

[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;49951688]Not everyone breastfeeds though, there's formula for that, and a machine that milks ur mum so she can give it via bottle[/QUOTE] Breastfeeding is way better than formula. The mom transfers a part of her immune system to the baby.

I can't tell if I'm gaining weight because my physical appearance hasn't changed much in years.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49954762]I can't tell if I'm gaining weight because my physical appearance hasn't changed much in years.[/QUOTE] Muscle can turn to fat. You may not gain weight, but you could be shifting to flab away from any muscle you may have had. Speaking of weight and such: I've been working out with a friend lately, and I enjoy it. I used to just do some machines, and even though I'd tire out my muscles, I wouldn't sweat much or be too tired. But with him, we do free weights and lots of free core exercises like planking (oh my god fuck planking). Feels good, but I don't think I'm making much progress. Hard to watch what I eat considering all my school provides is junk food like hamburgers, french fries, and pizza. They have salad, but I hate salad. Hate dressing, hate most toppings. I just mostly dislike the fact that its a cold food, and I hate cold food.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49954870] Feels good, but I don't think I'm making much progress. Hard to watch what I eat considering all my school provides is junk food like hamburgers, french fries, and pizza. They have salad, but I hate salad. Hate dressing, hate most toppings. I just mostly dislike the fact that its a cold food, and I hate cold food.[/QUOTE] As you work out more, food becomes less of a luxury because of the taste and more of a luxury because it's filling. I don't eat anything outside of my healthy meal plan except for on cheat day. You gotta get used to eating stuff not to taste it, but to get full (if you're going to go hardcore workout).

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49954870][B]Muscle can turn to fat.[/B][/QUOTE] I thought that wasn't quite how it worked, rather your muscles atrophied from lessened use and you just accumulated fat as usual from lack of exercise and excessive calorie intake

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49954917]I thought that wasn't quite how it worked, rather your muscles atrophied from lessened use and you just accumulated fat as usual from lack of exercise and excessive calorie intake[/QUOTE] That's what I meant, just wanted to say something simpler. [editline]18th March 2016[/editline] Generally, people who aren't active lose muscle and build fat, so saying 'muscle turns to fat' isn't accurate, but does reflect what you'd see physically.

[QUOTE=Bicko Blicko;49954721]Breastfeeding is way better than formula. The mom transfers a part of her immune system to the baby.[/QUOTE] Unless the infant is lactose intolerant then formula is the only alternative.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49955173]Unless the infant is lactose intolerant then formula is the only alternative.[/QUOTE] For some reason I recall reading about some poster from here who went into a coma for a short time as kid because he was lactose intolerant and his mother breastfed him (but she didn't know about it or something like that) Anyways, I have a confession. Sometimes I sleep naked. I keep an outfit ready in my wardrobe plus I leave a towel next to my bed in case I need to leave the room quickly. I don't know if it was a dream or not, but I remember going to sleep naked once and waking up fully clothed. A glitch in the matrix?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49956239] Anyways, I have a confession. Sometimes I sleep naked. I keep an outfit ready in my wardrobe plus I leave a towel next to my bed in case I need to leave the room quickly.[/QUOTE] Me too, but there's some kind of bizarre stigma attached to sleeping naked. Judgmental, unenlightened savages, the lot of them.

[QUOTE=BelatedGamer;49956362]Me too, but there's some kind of bizarre stigma attached to sleeping naked. Judgmental, unenlightened savages, the lot of them.[/QUOTE] That was the first thing I started doing once I moved out of my parent's house