Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

i'm horrible with personal hygiene but my excuse is my shower is broken and running the bath is time consuming as soon as we get it fixed I'm showering every day

Showering is the fucking best. Although I don't shower every day, I tend to shower every two days on weekend but almost every day after school. Once I shower, I feel super tired and sleep like a baby I fap everytime I'm showering.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;49957964]That's a little excessive. Sure you don't have to shower every single day, but only once a week is gross. And remember, just because nobody is saying you smell bad doesn't mean you don't smell bad.[/QUOTE] OH COME ON ALREADY if they noticed that i smell then i would definitely know it, because my natives are very mean and rude. I would be something like this "KURWA BLYAT PIDAR YOU SMELL LIKE SHUDAS PASHOL NAHUI TO THE BATH BLYN".

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;49958057]OH COME ON ALREADY if they noticed that i smell then i would definitely know it, because my natives are very mean and rude. I would be something like this "KURWA BLYAT PIDAR YOU SMELL LIKE SHUDAS PASHOL NAHUI TO THE BATH BLYN".[/QUOTE] Maybe they dont shower as often either and its just norms in play. If it doesnt bother them or you thats fine i guess. The worst is when you have an unhygenic sweaty friend or someone over at your house and they leave an unpleasant stench behind in your couch or chair

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;49958057]OH COME ON ALREADY if they noticed that i smell then i would definitely know it, because my natives are very mean and rude. I would be something like this "KURWA BLYAT PIDAR YOU SMELL LIKE SHUDAS PASHOL NAHUI TO THE BATH BLYN".[/QUOTE] You've probably become accustomed to the smell though. I'm not accustomed to the showering policy in Lithuania though.

i ate a urinal cake once when i was in middle school. it was a dare and i was offered like, five or ten bucks. it wasn't worth it. started vomiting - somehow it got on the ceiling.

[QUOTE=Ageha;49958182]i ate a urinal cake once when i was in middle school. it was a dare and i was offered like, five or ten bucks. it wasn't worth it. started vomiting - somehow it got on the ceiling.[/QUOTE] why the fuck would you do that jesus christ i actually gagged congratulations you made me gag

[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49958168]You've probably become accustomed to the smell though. I'm not accustomed to the showering policy in Lithuania though.[/QUOTE] Maybe did became accustomed i don't know, but once there where German people on the bus and they didn't seem to be making faces or cursing at me or other passengers.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;49958020] I fap everytime I'm showering.[/QUOTE] How? I seriously don't understand how it's possible. I haven't been able to do it, is there something wrong with me? :(

I think i'm a psychopath when driving a car. Am pretty mush screaming at everyone I see, like how wierd they walk or how they look like (I especially hate teenagers) and sometimes I just wanna drive over them to teach them a minor lesson. I also wanna hit a car from behind full speed when they are stopping by any reason. Fortunately I only get this feeling when driving a car and have not harm any soul, and outside of it I don't get the urge to do any of this i mention.

Driving over someone. Yes, just a lil' lesson about life.

[QUOTE=Shakma;49958451]I think i'm a psychopath when driving a car. Am pretty mush screaming at everyone I see, like how wierd they walk or how they look like (I especially hate teenagers) and sometimes I just wanna drive over them to teach them a minor lesson. I also wanna hit a car from behind full speed when they are stopping by any reason. Fortunately I only get this feeling when driving a car and have not harm any soul, and outside of it I don't get the urge to do any of this i mention.[/QUOTE] I think everyone has a lil bit of road rage in them. If I had a third arm while driving, it's constantly be flipping everyone off.

Depending on how much stuff I do I'll shower between once a day, to once every couple days. I don't always wash my hair though, because it strips the natural oils from it and turns it into a dry frizzball.

[QUOTE=Kevin;49958433]How? I seriously don't understand how it's possible. I haven't been able to do it, is there something wrong with me? :([/QUOTE] Don't worry, you are not the only one

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;49958057]OH COME ON ALREADY if they noticed that i smell then i would definitely know it, because my natives are very mean and rude. I would be something like this "KURWA BLYAT PIDAR YOU SMELL LIKE SHUDAS PASHOL NAHUI TO THE BATH BLYN".[/QUOTE] Idk where you live, but in Kaunas shit like that is only expected of people in their early teens. Else people are pretty nice in my experience. Also, showering once a week definitely isn't the norm here. I try to shower every other day, but I don't understand how people can enjoy it. Just seems like another chore to me.

I whiz in the shower, then I start kicking water towards the drain to flush down the diseases. That last part's probably not necessary.

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;49958639]Idk where you live, but in Kaunas shit like that is only expected of people in their early teens. Else people are pretty nice in my experience. Also, showering once a week definitely isn't the norm here. I try to shower every other day, but I don't understand how people can enjoy it. Just seems like another chore to me.[/QUOTE] Ever been to Klaipėda the city is a crime nest it's not just people in their early teens but also in their 20s and sometimes 30s. But i do agree that older people are more nice, also following society norms just isn't my thing.

:frown: I just got my rejection letter from Boston College today

There is a post that has always bothered me when I'm in a bad mood - so beware. It was a confession about how the poster once threw something off the balcony of his appartment for fun, but missed the pavement and instead hit some expensive sports car, leaving a big dent and a mess all over it. He then just hid in his bed and never came forward, because he couldn't pay for what he did. I think the worst part for me is that he was an adult. I even talked about this with my dad, who suggests that a car like that probably had good insurance, but who knows? I'm not even into cars; I just can't stop thinking about how he probably ruined a part of someone's life by throwing some stupid shit off the balcony like a child and then running away. [editline]edit[/editline] I must confess that I've grown to dislike others a little. Not because of their weaknesses, since I'm pretty weak myself, but because almost nobody cares about being a good person.

[QUOTE=Talvy;49959017]There is a post that has always bothered me when I'm in a bad mood - so beware. It was a confession about how the poster once threw something off the balcony of his appartment for fun, but missed the pavement and instead hit some expensive sports car, leaving a big dent and a mess all over it. He then just hid in his bed and never came forward, because he couldn't pay for what he did. I think the worst part for me is that he was an adult. I even talked about this with my dad, who suggests that a car like that probably had good insurance, but who knows? I'm not even into cars; I just can't stop thinking about how he probably ruined a part of someone's life by throwing some stupid shit off the balcony like a child and then running away. [editline]edit[/editline] I must confess that I've grown to dislike others a little. Not because of their weaknesses, since I'm pretty weak myself, but because nobody cares about being a good person.[/QUOTE] I'm a happy Buddhist, dislike is based on illusions about volition concerning making mistakes or misinterpreting intention. There is no proof you are weak, the sense of self tells you this, but often those are lies. Be friends with your mind and realize there are good friends out here too.

[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49957930]It's mainly habit, but I like smelling nice and not having gunk build up in my pores and have acne all over my face and.[/QUOTE] I never had acne when I was a teenager. Not even now as an adult.

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49958468]Driving over someone. Yes, just a lil' lesson about life.[/QUOTE] Although, I must say, I personally would totally drive over most bicyclist. Those mother-huggers think the city is their playground.

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;49957921]I shower once a week and nobody ever told me that i smell bad. Sure if it's hot than i will shower more than once, but I really don't get this "shower every day" thing, because to me it just seems some sports freak gimmick, used to keep your water bill rolling.[/QUOTE] They're only not telling you because they don't want to be rude. I tutor this one guy in college and he smells like shit, but I don't say anything just to be polite.

most of the best people i've met in my life i've met over the internet.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49958731]I whiz in the shower, then I start kicking water towards the drain to flush down the diseases. That last part's probably not necessary.[/QUOTE] I'd like to confess that I seem like one of the only people who avoid doing this. [editline]18th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=elevate;49959376]They're only not telling you because they don't want to be rude. I tutor this one guy in college and he smells like shit, but I don't say anything just to be polite.[/QUOTE] Also, I honestly don't think this is polite. Not telling someone you have a problem with them just allows those bad feelings to keep being there every day. It might seem a bit intrusive, but imagine if he didn't even know he was putting others off with his smell. I'd at least think of some way I could try diffuse the situation.

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;49959396]most of the best people i've met in my life i've met over the internet.[/QUOTE] There are people I plan to met irl someday

[QUOTE=Tinter;49959403]Also, I honestly don't think this is polite. Not telling someone you have a problem with them just allows those bad feelings to keep being there every day. It might seem a bit intrusive, but imagine if he didn't even know he was putting others off with his smell. I'd at least think of some way I could try diffuse the situation.[/QUOTE] I totally get your logic and if I smelled, I would want someone to tell me too, but you never know how somebody may react.

[QUOTE=Spydurr117;49959396]most of the best people i've met in my life i've met over the internet.[/QUOTE] I'm the exact opposite. I have like one friend I have met on the internet, and that is about it. Stuff like forums feel more like communicating with a group of strangers to me, so I hold everyone I meet on here as strangers. I guess strangers is kind of a harsh word to use, but it's like those stories of two people meeting on a train and telling each other everything, because they know that their paths will never cross again. So you guys are like the foreign girl sitting next to me on the train.

I may have cute character drawings that sorta represents me, but I am ugly irl

[QUOTE=elevate;49959376]They're only not telling you because they don't want to be rude. I tutor this one guy in college and he smells like shit, but I don't say anything just to be polite.[/QUOTE] Still don't believe me well let me tell you this. Back in tech school there was this guy in my class who smelled bad because he didn't use deodorant, he was made fun of because of that. I was made fun of too but not because of the smell but because i was too quiet. So if i smelled bad, they would have made fun of that too.