Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

What in the bloody hell is a ceiling nipple

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49764713]What in the bloody hell is a ceiling nipple[/QUOTE] [t]http://diyinahour.com/diy/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/LED-Flush-Light-Fixture1-300x225.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=nomad1;49764728][t]http://diyinahour.com/diy/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/LED-Flush-Light-Fixture1-300x225.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I thought to myself "this crappy apartment with its 2W CFLs doesn't have one of these" and I look up, sure enough, there's one that I completely forgot about and never use because it has the light output of a match

[QUOTE=matt000024;49764291]why the fuck did i think clicking this would be something other than porn. :nope:[/QUOTE] [url]https://e621.net/post/index/1/catgirl%20rating:safe[/url] Boom, cute stuff > porn.

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;49764656]If you're white then just go to asian countries. They are crazy for white mens with strong jaws[/QUOTE] Fuck that, I don't want attention for looks. I want attention for interests and shit. I want to talk with people about stuff I like or the stuff they like. But good golly damn does no one here want to so much strike up a friendly conversation on the bus.

I'm disappointed in myself and my life. Whenever I tell myself that I need to change it I go right back to disappointing myself.

I might live in America with a few people from school from july through december and its scaring me tbh

[QUOTE=ImpSnob;49762103]Use your mind.[/QUOTE] That shit sucks. Gotta have something to look at.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;49765139]I might live in America with a few people from school from july through december and its scaring me tbh[/QUOTE] Depends on where you are If it's northern Illinois, sorry bruv

[QUOTE=Skunky;49765272]That shit sucks. Gotta have something to look at.[/QUOTE] Look at your own junk.

[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49762214]I'm probably going to get shit for this, but it is a confession thread after all. I have an obsession with a fictional character named [URL="http://i.imgur.com/T8nlZwz.png"]Seth[/URL] from a furry dating-sim (the sad life I live). I'm not overzealous about Seth (despite my avatar) - his character is just fucking adorable.[/QUOTE] "Jack Spaniels." What a terrible pun, you should be ashamed. [QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49762498]And make money off of pornographic commissions.[/QUOTE] As soon as i saw that people could make more than a grand off of a single image, i seriously gave a second thought to drawing adult images.

Rough sketches are a foreign concept to me. Even if they're supposed to be quick and dirty, I always feel the need to fix them until they're clean. This is why I don't do thumbnails that often (when I should).

I really want to buy a dildo just to know what its like to be fucked in the ass.

wait i thought you shoved your bike pump up your ass?

multi tasking

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49766678]wait i thought you shoved your bike pump up your ass?[/QUOTE] Thats not as big as a dick

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49766766]Thats not as big as a dick[/QUOTE] Get a bigger pump

[QUOTE=Drury;49766789]Get a bigger pump[/QUOTE] You gotta pump it up. Now for some confession. I regularly visit 4chan's /d/, not so much for the porn (though definitely so much for some of it), but rather to read all the topics discussing fetishes and the like. I've pages and pages of discussion over the years on there, it's a really fascinating subject to me. [editline]So much porn guys.[/editline] [QUOTE=WheelyBins;49766864]Speaking of all the porn folder talk. I regret not organizing my porn folder much better than just tossing images into it. I never thought I'd even use it all that much and just started by storing a few favorites. Now its a jumble of everything I have thought I could fap to at some point.[/QUOTE] An unorganized porn folder is like playing russian roulette with your dick. There's always a large build up of anticipation, but more often than not you end up shooting blanks.

Speaking of all the porn folder talk. I regret not organizing my porn folder much better than just tossing images into it. I never thought I'd even use it all that much and just started by storing a few favorites. Now its a jumble of everything I have thought I could fap to at some point.

[QUOTE=Drury;49766789][QUOTE=Shaohs;49766766]Thats not as big as a dick[/QUOTE] Get a bigger pump[/QUOTE] Use an air compressor

[QUOTE=WheelyBins;49766864]Speaking of all the porn folder talk. I regret not organizing my porn folder much better than just tossing images into it. I never thought I'd even use it all that much and just started by storing a few favorites. Now its a jumble of everything I have thought I could fap to at some point.[/QUOTE] Want me to order it? Like seriously, I honestly got shit to do :V [editline]18th February 2016[/editline] cant promise i wont tell peeps what kind of shit u are into tho

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49764252][url]https://e621.net/post/index/1/catgirl[/url][/QUOTE] jesus christ some of those fucking images are scarring but I browsed WTYO, so i guess its nothing new but seriously why do people find dicks the size of their own body appealing like jesus

[QUOTE=Jrose14;49766897]jesus christ some of those fucking images are scarring but I browsed WTYO, so i guess its nothing new but seriously why do people find dicks the size of their own body appealing like jesus[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6]are you saying you do not?[/url]

I've been questioning my gender a lot recently.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49766948][url=http://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6]are you saying you do not?[/url][/QUOTE] that is exactly what I'm saying i prefer my dicks at a reasonable 1.5-2 feet long.

fucking casual

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49759103]i like putting my bike pump up my asshole so my stomach becomes bigger i have an inflation fetish[/QUOTE] did you play too much digdug? Just posting this on behalf of my friend

I can use the computer from 4:45 to 6 AM until my bus comes around 6:10 aww yis

[QUOTE=FiveEyes;49764929]Fuck that, I don't want attention for looks. I want attention for interests and shit. I want to talk with people about stuff I like or the stuff they like. But good golly damn does no one here want to so much strike up a friendly conversation on the bus.[/QUOTE] The city where i live at, friendly conversations on the bus is nonexistent.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49767723]The city where i live, friendly conversations on the bus is nonexistent.[/QUOTE] when I rode public transport, it was usually "Hey man, you got any change I can have?" "no." "hey MAN FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"