Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=glitchvid;49979727]I forgot how to tie my shoes again.[/QUOTE] now's a chance for you to learn the superior method [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPIgR89jv3Q[/media] [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] changed to this method and holy shit it's so much better

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49980071]now's a chance for you to learn the superior method [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPIgR89jv3Q[/media] [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] changed to this method and holy shit it's so much better[/QUOTE] Thanks, watching this video has made me forget how to actually tie shoes any other way

sometimes i'd find myself accidentally trying to tie my original way and then realising "wait shit i can't remember how to tie this way lmao"

I purchased some cottage cheese from Lidl earlier today as I'd never tried it before. I don't see the appeal, it's like someone started making cheese and couldn't be bothered to finish making it halfway through the procedure and decided to put the half finished product in a tub. It was only 79p so I can't complain too much.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49980071]now's a chance for you to learn the superior method [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] changed to this method and holy shit it's so much better[/QUOTE] Seems like a lot of effort to learn for something that gets done once when you buy the shoes. Imagine actually tying and untying shoes every time you use them.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49980712]Seems like a lot of effort to learn for something that gets done once when you buy the shoes. Imagine actually tying and untying shoes every time you use them.[/QUOTE] Not all laces are alike. Some are fucking awful, such as the laces on my dress shoes. Those fucking things never stay tied.

I hate dress shoes. I know that formal clothes are never supposed to be comfortable but dress shoes are literally hindering your ability to walk. My high school's dress code was dress shoes and considering I had to walk ~2km to get to school and back every day, it meant I had to carry a spare set of shoes just for walking to school. Good thing I'm not a woman. High heels sound like a nightmare.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49980950]I was browsing reddit and I was glancing over the page quickly before closing it and my brain auto completed the word futurology into futanari. [B]I have a problem. [/B][/QUOTE] That's like how I autocomplete the word "exhibition" to "exhibitionism"

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/10406467_470302339827731_4530779503128796792_n.jpg[/t] [sp] I'm not furry I swear but fuck dat tiger is hot[/sp]

[QUOTE=adam1172;49981794][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/10406467_470302339827731_4530779503128796792_n.jpg[/t] [sp] I'm not furry I swear but fuck dat tiger is hot[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp] I don't blame ya[/sp]

I hope nobody who reads this was personally involved, because man, they might respect me less. Way back when, Facepunch had a RP group in the online game NationStates. The group was called Sermo. I was in it, and I was UNIVERSALLY hated. I was the butt of every joke and good lord did I deserve all of the abuse, I was an enormous fucking retard with nothing intelligent to ever say and nothing worthwhile to contribute. I'd constantly pull stupid shit like annexing neighboring nations without using any military force, simply saying "i annexd u lel," coming up with pointless drama, and consistently displaying a complete lack of knowledge of how military tech works. (No, if a helicopter crashes and a nuke is onboard, the nuke does NOT detonate.) Basically, I was an enormous fuckin joke and I'd whine any time anybody tried to put me in my place or opposed my nation in any way in RP. I wasn't even a member of FP at the time. But hey, I was 12. [sp]I was Synavia.[/sp]

[QUOTE=helifreak;49980712]Seems like a lot of effort to learn for something that gets done once when you buy the shoes. Imagine actually tying and untying shoes every time you use them.[/QUOTE] Are you one of those idiots who keeps their shoes super-loose and ties them off at the sides? Although I often just slip my sneakers on, I try to retie them somewhat often because they do loosen. Also most dress shoes are very hard to put on if tied.

[QUOTE=matt000024;49981941]Are you one of those idiots who keeps their shoes super-loose and ties them off at the sides? Although I often just slip my sneakers on, I try to retie them somewhat often because they do loosen. Also most dress shoes are very hard to put on if tied.[/QUOTE] No I just tie them regular tightness with a double knot because I can't be fucked doing it more than once.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49981946]No I just tie them regular tightness with a double knot because I can't be fucked doing it more than once.[/QUOTE] If you have time to post in fast threads I think you can sacrifice a few seconds to a tie a shoe.

[QUOTE=adam1172;49981794][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/10406467_470302339827731_4530779503128796792_n.jpg[/t] [sp] I'm not furry I swear but fuck dat tiger is hot[/sp][/QUOTE] [vid]https://www.tumblr.com/video_file/141405827532/tumblr_o4d2227iAk1tn9ke8/480[/vid]

[QUOTE=matt000024;49981962]If you have time to post in fast threads I think you can sacrifice a few seconds to a tie a shoe.[/QUOTE] I can't see any benefit in that. Don't tie them again -> stays on feet and doesn't feel loose. Tie them each time -> stays on feet and doesn't feel loose, have to tie them every time. The only threads I post in in fast threads are only there because they are post yours. None of them move fast.

Forget shoelaces, velcro wraps are the hip and now.

[QUOTE=helifreak;49982187]I can't see any benefit in that. Don't tie them again -> stays on feet and doesn't feel loose. Tie them each time -> stays on feet and doesn't feel loose, have to tie them every time. The only threads I post in in fast threads are only there because they are post yours. None of them move fast.[/QUOTE] my shoes are a bitch to put on when tied and tying tying them takes less than a second per shoe it's zero effort man

[QUOTE=adam1172;49981794][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/10406467_470302339827731_4530779503128796792_n.jpg[/t] [sp] I'm not furry I swear but fuck dat tiger is hot[/sp][/QUOTE] oh god kill me

Malaysian police are unbelievably useless. I got hit by a car. I caught a glimpse of the numbers, and went to file a police report. There's only 1 letter that I'm not sure of (whether A or E), and they can't even confirm the type of car. It's just either of the 2 numbers. They can't seriously expect me to get all the numbers while rolling on the road after that car sent me flying. I was so pissed off. I stood up right away, said thank you and fucking leave them to let them continue gossiping from where they left off before I came. No wonder drug addicts run rampants in our streets, and our leaders gets away everyday smooching billions of dollars. They used to be great, but now they're pathetic. Happy to know that our tax money went to feed those useless dicks

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49982873]I'm glad it's not about the god damn [B]rabbit[/B].[/QUOTE] :scream: [QUOTE=hakimhakim;49982877]-snip-[/QUOTE] Must be real shit to see your exchange rate drop drastically on top of that thanks to your leader... And let's not talk about that coconut bomoh incident...

I used to scrape that brown, dirty shit from my PS2 controllers and eat it. It tasted like really delicious salty chicken chips.

80s-90s "I want to fuck the rabbit": jessica rabbit 2010s "I want to fuck the rabbit": judy hopps :scream:

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49983080]80s-90s "I want to fuck the rabbit": jessica rabbit 2010s "I want to fuck the rabbit": judy hopps :scream:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49982993]I used to scrape that brown, dirty shit from my PS2 controllers and eat it. It tasted like really delicious salty chicken chips.[/QUOTE] WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD

[QUOTE=greeley;49983118]WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD[/QUOTE] i was making a point about how the meaning of "i want to fuck the rabbit" has changed over the past decade

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49982993]I used to scrape that brown, dirty shit from my PS2 controllers and eat it. It tasted like really delicious salty chicken chips.[/QUOTE] This seems like a reaction baiting post honestly

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;49983193]This seems like a reaction baiting post honestly[/QUOTE] If you're brave, you can try rubbing your hands together and tasting the black shit that comes off. I'm presuming it would taste similar, since the brown shit is probably mostly dead skin and hand grease.

When I rub my hands together no black stuff remains there Are you sure your hands aren't just covered with dust and grease?

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49983235]If you're brave, you can try rubbing your hands together and tasting the black shit that comes off. I'm presuming it would taste similar, since the brown shit is probably mostly dead skin and hand grease.[/QUOTE] wash your hands dude this doesn't happen to me

It is mostly dead skin and other stuff, if you want to get rid of that problem you have to boil your hands in water and then scrape the skin till the dead skin is gone and they are red.