Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=greeley;49983118]WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD[/QUOTE] People actually confessing about shit? Not just confessions about general sexuality. Why do you people even think that it belongs here? Do you somehow think it is shameful to be gay or bi or have a certain kink for various attire or hair colours? This is a thread for confessing weird shit we used to do or currently do. There is already a gay thread for confessing your sexuality, there is a crossdressing and transgender thread for expressing such desires or pains, being a user of that thread myself, I can say it is actually quite good at being what it is for, people dont randomly confess about how their ass literally exploded after both eating taco bell and pop rocks and they walked by a very stumpy garden torch at their friends party and managed to have stray assgas basically act as a fuse for the giant fart bomb that was his asshole in that thread. Because they know its not that. If you just want to talk about what pissed you off today or what anime you are watching then there is what are you thinking, which I consider a thread of dubious quality.

[QUOTE=greeley;49983118]WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD[/QUOTE] Your innocence is adorable. Cherish it.

This has been a super hard things for me to say guys, this is the biggest news in my life at the moment, i cant fathom how important this is to share with everyone, but i am gay.

Meh, I've seen/heard worse. Oh. Whoops. Didn't mean it like that. :v:

Weird confessions are the best confessions.

:snip: So after pasting the totally wrong thing I had in my folder with text files where I write posts and emails and shit in, I am going to rectify that with a confession. When I was a kid I would hide behind a door and kick a room heater while mumbling about which types of goats there were and also about how there were skeletons in the swamp or some shit like that. I did that whenever I got mad or pissed off to about an age of 8. If not that I would go into my room and draw comics about people shitting their pants or falling down stairs, or getting ran over by a train in either situations. I was a pretty fucked up kid. At least I didn't hurt any animals, unless fungi or ants count, one of which isnt even a member of the animal kingdom. I would also plant random shit in my parents herb and berry garden, eventually it got killed by the resulting weeds. My parents hated my antics but at the same time they also admired that I was able to understand how a plant is cared for, because that is apparently mentally demanding.

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49982993]I used to scrape that brown, dirty shit from my PS2 controllers and eat it. It tasted like really delicious salty chicken chips.[/QUOTE] oh man that description. surprised you could stomach the stuff

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49983870]A friend of mine came over yesterday to watch the entirety of the Harry Potter series with me because she was so shocked that I haven't seen a single one of them so far. We got to part 4, then we got, uh. Distracted. [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] Long story short, I still haven't seen/read the entire Harry Potter series.[/QUOTE] Harry Potter 'n chill?

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;49982993]I used to scrape that brown, dirty shit from my PS2 controllers and eat it. It tasted like really delicious salty chicken chips.[/QUOTE] Strange, I've always wondered what it tasted like but never went through with it.

I'm afraid that I'll never get a relationship that lasts for a year or more. I wanna know what it's like to get your first anniversary and still go on strong.

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49983870]A friend of mine came over yesterday to watch the entirety of the Harry Potter series with me because she was so shocked that I haven't seen a single one of them so far. We got to part 4, then we got, uh. Distracted. [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] Long story short, I still haven't seen/read the entire Harry Potter series.[/QUOTE] So you got distracted and decided to play CS:GO or you got distracted and decided to uh..

They made a sausage and roastbeef sandwich is what he's trying to say. With a slight overflow of mayonaise.

I bought a replica crossbow today And I don't regret it

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;49984613]I don't even play CS:GO, so we uh..[/QUOTE] You broke out Harry Potter Monopoly and played long and hard into the night.

they [B][I][U]fricked[/U][/I][/B]

On my way to my dorm, I made a decision that I am conflicted about. So I was waiting for my tram to arrive, and up to me came a drunk guy asking what time it is. So I told him, and then he asked if his face was broken. At first I didn't notice much, but then I saw him bleeding from the side of his head, and told him about that. Nothing much, a bit unusual though. Now comes the conflicting bit. He asked me if he could have an euro to buy some vodka. Because I was dealing with a drunk guy and he was bleeding from his head, I got an alarming sense that this guy could be trouble, maybe even dangerous. If I would have refused, I was afraid he could have gotten more persistent or even aggressive. Because of that, I gave him the euro and then he suddenly broke down in front of me. I think I saved myself from big trouble giving him the money. I went to check when the tram would arrive, and it was a few minutes away. I couldn't believe that I would have saved both time AND an euro if I would have walked to my dorm. So I have no idea if I made the right decision or dumb decision. But I am dead serious when I say that drunk people can be very unpredictable.

[QUOTE=adam1172;49984298]So you got distracted and decided to play CS:GO or you got distracted and decided to uh..[/QUOTE] He showed her his wand, and later his own white patronus

I fancy everyone with the same character my avatar has automatically.

[QUOTE=LoNer1;49987006]I fancy everyone with the same character my avatar has automatically.[/QUOTE] i fancy my own avatar

So do I.

Sometimes, I don't feel like I'm my own person

Im thinking about taking up Yoga

Keeping up with the list of "Sometimes I feel -x-", sometimes I don't feel like a functioning human being. I'll have some project that needs to be done, or even something I just [I]want[/I] to do, but I won't be able to do it. I'll sit there thinking "I really should be working on -x-", but unable to get myself to work on it. The next day, I'll think "Okay, now I really should start working on -x-", but I still won't be able to get myself to do it. That night, same thing. Once I start on something, I usually have no problem doing the rest of it, but quite often I find it very hard to start things. I'm fine if I'm in a group and we start working on something together, or even if I'm in a class period designated for working. But if I'm on my own, during my free time, I typically wait until I'm so stressed out that I want to rip my hair out. And then wait a bit longer. Hell, even if it's something as simple as emailing someone, I'll get too stressed out to do it and wait until we're in the same room. Then I'll sometimes get too stressed out to talk to them then, and go back to "well I'll just email them". I've gotten better about it over the years, but it's still a problem.

I started eating 3 meals a day again, more or less

[QUOTE=Last or First;49988243]debilitating procrastination[/QUOTE] I am the exact same way, but I tend to get super salty that I am not working in a job I want and just start making something to add to my portfolio. Once I start, I get really into it and get salty again if anything interrupts me. But if I am interrupted for too long I fall back into the lazy funk I am usually in. Just start something, as uninspired at the moment you may be, and see if it gets you into the mood to work. If it doesn't, then just say fuck it and make something dumb that you aren't supposed to be working on since sometimes it will be better anyway. Unless it is for a class or for work, in which case I guess just put on music and try not to think too hard about what you are doing so that it gets done before you know it.

[QUOTE=someone101001;49988018]Sometimes I feel like a shit poster[/QUOTE] It's ok, we're all shitposters on the inside

I tend to get confused with 'life' and 'live' in sentences.

I can't do shoelaces. I've tried to learn so many fucking times but I am physically incapable of consistently doing them. Fucking cunt things.

I like getting petted and patted on the head, not scratched. I may have been a cat in my former life

[QUOTE=da space core;49990368]I like getting petted and patted on the head, not scratched. I may have been a cat in my former life[/QUOTE] Who doesn't?