Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;49990382]Who doesn't?[/QUOTE] me

I have supremely hairy legs (ladies...) and I've considered shaving them. As a guy. Some say "you can just wear trousers!" That's true, but still. It's a real love-hate relationship. On one hand, it's my hecka manly, hairy legs. On the other... It's disgusting how hairy they are.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49990517]I have supremely hairy legs (ladies...) and I've considered shaving them. As a guy. Some say "you can just wear trousers!" That's true, but still. It's a real love-hate relationship. On one hand, it's my hecka manly, hairy legs. On the other... It's disgusting how hairy they are.[/QUOTE] If you shave them you'll get all prickly. Try to just trim them.

[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49990537]If you shave them you'll get all prickly. Try to just trim them.[/QUOTE] No you won't. The back of your knees might get itchy but if you shaved them properly, you'll be fine.

Fuck that! After only starting to save my face regularly, I'd rather go the Robin Williams route and leave my body hair be.

It only takes long the first time. If you're incredibly hairy, though, it'll be a pretty long first time. Probably an hour or two.

I [I]am[/I] pretty damn hairy in the deep south. That is, my legs. Don't be lewd, people. I've just no idea how to do it. Like I don't want to just trim them. I want them [B]gone[/B].

The principle is the same way as your face. Apply shaving cream (or don't because you're hardcore) and start whacking away with a razor. You can google how to do it if you really must but shaving isn't a complicated thing. If you want them absolutely [I]gone[/I], however, then you'll need something like a waxing treatment or an epilator or something equally painful. You'll be quite smooth afterward, though.

Or go over board and use lighter, it won't smell nice at all. Oh the things you do when you are bored.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49990454]me[/QUOTE] So you like being scratched instead?

[QUOTE=da space core;49990880]So you like being scratched instead?[/QUOTE] neither

I started reading romance novels because there's a shelf of them for bored housewives at the laundromat I use. While most of them are trash, it got me into the genre anyway and now I go out of my way to digest any stories of romance, especially ones with sad endings.

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49991713]neither[/QUOTE] blasphemy

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49990517]I have supremely hairy legs (ladies...) and I've considered shaving them. As a guy. Some say "you can just wear trousers!" That's true, but still. It's a real love-hate relationship. On one hand, it's my hecka manly, hairy legs. On the other... It's disgusting how hairy they are.[/QUOTE] This is so me! I was made fun of and I even shaved a "<3" for my girlfriend for fun.

[QUOTE=da space core;49990368]I like getting petted and patted on the head, not scratched. I may have been a[B] cat in my former life[/B][/QUOTE] me as well.

I was in the ninth grade when the unthinkable happened. I lost control and tried to knife a friend. In that instant blind anger took possession of me. Grabbing the camping knife I carried in my back pocket, I snapped it open and lunged for the boy who had been my friend. With all the power of my young muscles, I thrust the knife toward his belly. The knife hit the big, heavy ROTC buckle with such force that the blade snapped and dropped to the ground. I stared at the broken blade and went weak. I had almost killed him. I had almost killed my friend.

Sometimes when my gf is laying on her back I climb on top and hold her breasts humming Star Wars themes and occasionally shifting weight side to side and making pew pew sounds while pressing thumbs down on her nips repeatedly for each pew pew I'm pretending I'm a scout trooper on a speeder bike

I have a habit of trying to sound intellectual when I speak in order to make up for my really awkward way of phrasing things when in reality it makes me look stupider. You can probably notice this in most of my posts.

[QUOTE=da space core;49990368]I like getting petted and patted on the head, not scratched. I may have been a cat in my former life[/QUOTE] Now this is someone interesting Over the end-year holidays I'm back at my parents place, where my mother actually did this, even though I'm twenty years old But then there's the fact I sometimes notice random scratches on my arms, fingers or whatever randomly with no memory of anything Help

one of my friends has this hat thats like a normal baseball cap but it has these little cat ears on them. Every time he wears it I mockingly try to pet him to annoy him, much to his dismay

[QUOTE=da space core;49994364]one of my friends has this hat thats like a normal baseball cap but it has these little cat ears on them. Every time he wears it I mockingly try to pet him to annoy him, much to his dismay[/QUOTE] he secretly likes it.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49994390]he secretly likes it.[/QUOTE] I doubt it, I think he doesnt like being short

[QUOTE=Scratch.;49994153]Now this is someone interesting Over the end-year holidays I'm back at my parents place, where my mother actually did this, even though I'm twenty years old But then there's the fact I sometimes notice random scratches on my arms, fingers or whatever randomly with no memory of anything Help[/QUOTE] you're scratching yourself in your sleep.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49753758]I have a 2000 image Imgur album of Rule 34[/QUOTE] Im not sure if I should share this or not. Y/N???

I used to steal a lot of shit for no reason other than the fact I didn't want to buy it, I mean I had the money to but didn't. I would just go in a store and without even trying I could walk out with 3 different things. I once stole a wallet swapped all the shit and walked out with a new wallet in my pocket and a new watch on my wrist right in front of everyone's nose without any trouble.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49994534]Im not sure if I should share this or not. Y/N???[/QUOTE] Probably best not to, this is really not what the thread is about. Just pm it to people or something.

[QUOTE=Tinter;49994746]Probably best not to, this is really not what the thread is about. Just pm it to people or something.[/QUOTE] have you been reading the thread as of late? its a slightly more perverted WAYT

Post it for confirmation of admission please [editline]24th March 2016[/editline] Alternatively drop it on my visitor messages so people don't have to ask

I have a non-sexual confession for all of you. When I was an elementary school I would take stuff I wanted out of the lost and found if it was there for more then 2-3 weeks. I got an electronic once. But then I learned it was left in the lost and found because the screen didn't work.

I write little stories and stuff occasionally. I have like 15 or so stored on my computer, usually about a page long I'm too embarrassed to publicly post them, although honestly I don't think I should have any reason to be.