Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=racerfan;49996193]I write little stories and stuff occasionally. I have like 15 or so stored on my computer, usually about a page long I'm too embarrassed to publicly post them, although honestly I don't think I should have any reason to be.[/QUOTE] hey, that's just a good habit to have I write shit too but I never post it

Sometimes I try to flirt with telemarketers

The way to my heart is honestly to send cute animal pictures, bad acoustic guitar covers of obscure songs, or memes to me, not nude pictures. I've actually gotten upset at women before for sending me naked pictures. IMO it's kind of creepy, very incriminating for the sender (for example they do not know who is also looking at my phone when the photo is sent/if my phone is stolen or something then randoms have their boob pics), and I never know how to respond to them. It is always funny when people learn that I hate naked pictures though because people just send me nudes to torment me. :v: [Sp]Full disclosure: I don't watch porn because I think that it is creepy as well. I'm not against pornography in any ways, I just am not turned on by it. [/sp] [Sp]At the same time I don't even bat an eye at nude art. I guess it is the overt "MASTERBATE TO THIS" stigma porn and sexually charged nudes have that turn me off.[/sp]

I have almost no friends in real life but I don't give a shit enough to actually do anything about it. I have three people I know in real life that I talk to but one of them I haven't spoke to since October/November because he went back to Memphis for college, another works a lot and usually spends time with his girlfriend and that leaves me with one friend I usually talk to late at night. I would like to talk to my girlfriend more often but she's been working more hard at her job lately so I don't get to talk to her as often as I'd like to. It's probably why I shitpost so much in the WAYT thread because Facepunch is honestly the most social contact I ever get.

Lately I've been wishing I was dead. Haha, edgy I know.

I'm writing a fan fiction story right now and honestly, it's fun.

Also with the friends thing I honestly have no idea how my three friends tolerate me after all these years. I always feel like I'm incredibly annoying and I sometimes feel like they still are friends with me because of pity. I sound like a complete asshole right now saying that shit but oh well :v:

I absolutely hate cooking and cleaning up after other people. But I absolutely don't mind doing it for my boyfriend Eddy. Makes my day to see the look on his face when he comes home to a clean house and dinner on the table. I know what you're all thinking and yes, I do have a maid costume that I may or may not wear even when I'm home alone cleaning.

[QUOTE=Volf;49996506]I absolutely hate cooking and cleaning up after other people. But I absolutely don't mind doing it for my boyfriend Eddy. Makes my day to see the look on his face when he comes home to a clean house and dinner on the table. I know what you're all thinking and yes, I do have a maid costume that I may or may not wear even when I'm home alone cleaning.[/QUOTE] wearing a maid outfit while cleaning the house is the best.

I keep seeing you everywhere KOS-MOS

[QUOTE=Volf;49996519]I keep seeing you everywhere KOS-MOS[/QUOTE] Yeah well Kosmos does surround Earth, doesn't it?

Oh, guess I'm supposed to be confessing something. I have a pair of purple and pink striped stockings that I never leave the house without. I wear them under everything. Why you ask? Because they make me feel pretty. I. Am a MAN.

[QUOTE=Volf;49996526]Oh, guess I'm supposed to be confessing something. I have a pair of purple and pink striped stockings that I never leave the house without. I wear them under everything. Why you ask? Because they make me feel pretty. I. Am a MAN.[/QUOTE] Pink and purple are nice colors.

I don't think i've ever been more excited than this easter weekend. I so need these days off.

Another confession from my elementary school days. Whenever I got an F on a paper. I would crumble it up and shove it behind my dresser so no one would ever know I failed it. 2 reasons for this. 1) I got a very stern talking-to if my parents knew I failed 2) I would get grounded for a week for every F I brought home. This trick worked till the one time my mom decided to clean EVERYWHERE in my room. What a fun time I had after that. I wasn't a bad kid and didn't fail that often. I just didn't want to get punished for failing. :v:

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49997678]Another confession from my elementary school days. Whenever I got an F on a paper. I would crumble it up and shove it behind my dresser so no one would ever know I failed it. 2 reasons for this. 1) I got a very stern talking-to if my parents knew I failed 2) I would get grounded for a week for every F I brought home. This trick worked till the one time my mom decided to clean EVERYWHERE in my room. What a fun time I had after that. I wasn't a bad kid and didn't fail that often. I just didn't want to get punished for failing. :v:[/QUOTE] out of curiosity, did you get rewarded in any way if you got an A?

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49997678]Another confession from my elementary school days. Whenever I got an F on a paper. I would crumble it up and shove it behind my dresser so no one would ever know I failed it. 2 reasons for this. 1) I got a very stern talking-to if my parents knew I failed 2) I would get grounded for a week for every F I brought home. This trick worked till the one time my mom decided to clean EVERYWHERE in my room. What a fun time I had after that. I wasn't a bad kid and didn't fail that often. I just didn't want to get punished for failing. :v:[/QUOTE] Why didn't you just bin it on the way home? Hide it amongst other bits of trash when taking it to the bins and away it goes

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49997678]Another confession from my elementary school days. Whenever I got an F on a paper. I would crumble it up and shove it behind my dresser so no one would ever know I failed it. 2 reasons for this. 1) I got a very stern talking-to if my parents knew I failed 2) I would get grounded for a week for every F I brought home. This trick worked till the one time my mom decided to clean EVERYWHERE in my room. What a fun time I had after that. I wasn't a bad kid and didn't fail that often. I just didn't want to get punished for failing. :v:[/QUOTE] I got a 35% on my fixed income final (the only graded part of the course). That was considered a B+ though so welcome to grad school

I imagine people's avatar in sexual scenarios more often than I'd like. :pudge:

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49997879]I imagine people's avatar in sexual scenarios more often than I'd like. :pudge:[/QUOTE] I hope I make you moisten [editline]24th March 2016[/editline] [IMG]https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=363313&dateline=1458741757[/IMG]

one time I didn't study for a math test back in high school and it was one of those ones where you only answer showing all the work and somehow I thought I'd be able to do it without studying. I couldn't even do more than like 5 of the 25 questions so my brain got the bright idea to put the test in my backpack because the teacher couldn't fail me if I didn't turn in the test haha! (dumb mode activated) So that was the day I found out they literally measure the height of the stack of papers they get to grade and because it was 1mm short or whatever they pin pointed that I was present in class for that period and didn't turn it in. This was like 50minutes after I had put the test in my bag and when security came in I just walked out of my english class immediately with him. Security guy was cool as fuck with me about it because I just got up immediately and my teacher was just like why man. Took it again after school and didn't do too horrid

[QUOTE=Muntu;49997856]out of curiosity, did you get rewarded in any way if you got an A?[/QUOTE] Only on report cards where I got a $20 for every A. Not a bad deal if I say so my self. But that wasn't even from my parents. It was from my uncle. [editline]24th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49997866]Why didn't you just bin it on the way home? Hide it amongst other bits of trash when taking it to the bins and away it goes[/QUOTE] Can't risk them finding it in the trash.

[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49996510]wearing a maid outfit while cleaning the house is the best.[/QUOTE] just wearing a maid outfit is the best wish i had more :/

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49997879]I imagine people's avatar in sexual scenarios more often than I'd like. :pudge:[/QUOTE] i already know what scenario you imagine my avatar in

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49997879]I imagine people's avatar in sexual scenarios more often than I'd like. :pudge:[/QUOTE] And with some avatars you don't even have to imagine much. :v:

yeah just imagine pre-War America in a sexually compromising position, oh baby

rarity is my favorite pone [img]http://i.imgur.com/JNqhaCT.png[/img]

i can't say "twitter" unless i actually try to. i've managed to burn "twatter" into my memory and whenever i read or say "twitter" it usually comes out as "twatter"

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49998791]i can't say "twitter" unless i actually try to. i've managed to burn "twatter" into my memory and whenever i read or say "twitter" it usually comes out as "twatter"[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when a friend of mine jokingly referred to Arkham Origins as Arkham Oranges and that's how I'd accidentally pronounce it for several months.

[QUOTE=kloaz;49998871]Reminds me of when a friend of mine jokingly referred to Arkham Origins as Arkham Oranges and that's how I'd accidentally pronounce it for several months.[/QUOTE] That's pretty much a in-joke between a friend of mine and me. Every time there is a movie or game with Origins in the name we keep calling it the Oranges