Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
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So I have a boyfriend, and he wants to meet my friends. I've never shared with any of them that I am also into guys, but I'm still terrified at the thought of them knowing and it getting back to my parents.
[QUOTE=Pine Cone;49999153]So I have a boyfriend, and he wants to meet my friends. I've never shared with any of them that I am also into guys, but I'm still terrified at the thought of them knowing and it getting back to my parents.[/QUOTE]
Well consider it a test of faith then. If they're really your friends then they won't have a problem with it.
If they do, then fuck 'em all I say.
[QUOTE=Volf;49999243]Well consider it a test of faith then. If they're really your friends then they won't have a problem with it.
If they do, then fuck 'em all I say.[/QUOTE]
But that'd be unfaithful to his boyfriend!
[QUOTE=Volf;49999243]Well consider it a test of faith then. If they're really your friends then they won't have a problem with it.
If they do, then fuck 'em all I say.[/QUOTE]
And if you parents don't like it, then, by allowing something so insignificant to taint their view of you, they've failed you.
In 4th grade, before I went home, I used to put all my homework in a trash bin.
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49999522]In 4th grade, before I went home, I used to put all my homework in a trash bin.[/QUOTE]
In 4th grade, before I went home, I witnessed a kid being put in a trash bin and then being sent rolling down the street then into the highway.
[sp] When he got out he said he wanted to do it again [/sp]
I liked Loonatics Unleashed!.
I all too often pronounce bracers as Brazzers.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;49997879]I imagine people's avatar in sexual scenarios more often than I'd like. :pudge:[/QUOTE]
Thank you for ruining this slogan.
I'm 19 and I still sleep with a stuffed animals :pudge:
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49994534]Im not sure if I should share this or not.
Y/N???[/QUOTE]
PM me it.
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;49996487]I'm writing a fan fiction story right now and honestly, it's fun.[/QUOTE]
Fan fiction is good for practicing writing something with pre-established rules that you have to follow so when you inevitably write something original, you can follow the rules you set up.
[QUOTE=psychofox67;50002525]I'm 19 and I still sleep with a stuffed animals :pudge:[/QUOTE]
same, though to be fair it's a large round [URL="http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_fox_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Fox"]fox[/URL] and it's basically a second pillow
it's the best tbh
I [I]still[/I] think bouncy castles are cool, despite being a grown man.
[QUOTE=RedDagger;50002923]same, though to be fair it's a large round [URL="http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_fox_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Fox"]fox[/URL] and it's basically a second pillow
it's the best tbh[/QUOTE]
I love those. When I get my own place I want to get that plus a corgi or seal :cat:
I pick my nose and eat the contents.
Like all the time.
I don't even realize I'm doing it half the time.
I just read the entire first confessions thread.
My mind has become corrupt
UPS dropped off a package today and I had to put on pants to go out to get it, as I was walking through the hall I saw some shithat middle schooler run by and grab it.
I would have run outside to stop him but I think it's a more fitting punishment for him to bring it home and reap the rewards of scoring [sp]a value pack of numbing ass lube and an enema bulb[/sp]
As stressful as being laid off / made redundant from my last job has been, I'm honestly relieved that it ended the way it did. Literally the text book definition of a mixed blessing.
[QUOTE=psychofox67;50002525]I'm 19 and I still sleep with a stuffed animals :pudge:[/QUOTE]
Stuffed animals are fucking rad.
I used to own this one blue/gray bird, I slept with it every night until one day my brother accidentally destroyed it. It was good while it lasted, gonna miss that bird.
[QUOTE=The golden;50007440]I'm 22 and I still have and am proud of my huge mountain of stuffed animals I collected since I was a kid. I haven't gotten rid of a single one and never plan to.[/QUOTE]
I refuse to give away any of my stuffed animals despite what my dad thinks.
Was playing a scary game with my cousin.
We are both huge pussies when it comes to scary things. More so my cousin :v:
Most of my favorite rappers are white and it makes me feel like a racist.
[QUOTE=4444;50007744]Most of my favorite rappers are white and it makes me feel like a racist.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/loloblanca.jpg[/t]
So long as your white rappers don't wear leather jackets, sunglasses and have suspiciously moon shaped faces, I think you're fine on the race front.
I fantasize about a better, different life, all the time.
[QUOTE=RedDagger;50002923]same, though to be fair it's a large round [URL="http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_fox_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Fox"]fox[/URL] and it's basically a second pillow
it's the best tbh[/QUOTE]
I just got a regular stuffed fox
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50007814][t]http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/loloblanca.jpg[/t]
So long as your white rappers don't wear leather jackets, sunglasses and have suspiciously moon shaped faces, I think you're fine on the race front.[/QUOTE]
I really shouldn't find this guy's songs as funny as I do.
I would abandon everything, including my family, friends, and any other social obligations, to be put in control of my own universe, where I could sculpt out anything from my wildest fantasies to the most mundane of creations and live any life I chose to, and abandon it when I felt like it to move on to something else.
Its selfish, I think. But I would do it in a heartbeat.
I feel as if I'm becoming more separated from friends, both in real life and online. Doesn't help that I'll probably lose contact with most of them next year :/
[QUOTE=Mallow234;50008491]I feel as if I'm becoming more separated from friends, both in real life and online. Doesn't help that I'll probably lose contact with most of them next year :/[/QUOTE]
Maybe I'm just a loser but graduation was the last time I talked to each "phase" of friends so far. Never talked to anyone from any of the grade schools I went to, nor anyone from community college or undergrad, once I left.
Unsurprisingly, my internet friends of 10 years are the only ones who survived that, even though I only first met them in person last summer.
But local friends come and go. It's just how life is. As for the internet ones, just work on 3-5. Chatting in voice somehow is best for that, I found.
I think the most money I've spent this year so far is just on art commissions. I just love seeing art of my characters.
[sp]I just recently had one finished of a character getting BANGED[/sp]
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