Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

Most people here just listen to music. That is, if they arent traveling with a friend or an associate. Its rare to see two strangers talking. Unless its one of those street preacher types telling y'all that y'all living a life of sin and yalls doom is upon yall. Y'all.

stranger conversations are so rare for me that i kinda just don't even know what to say when they do occur

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49767739]when I rode public transport, it was usually "Hey man, you got any change I can have?" "no." "hey MAN FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"[/QUOTE] its usually that kind of dialogue or sometimes the entire bus is quiet except for some other guy talking on his cell phone.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;49767739]when I rode public transport, it was usually "Hey man, you got any change I can have?" "no." "hey MAN FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"[/QUOTE] Some guy had a bunch of $2 passes and was trying to sell them to me for $3 a pop. I even explained that I'm studying finance and he kept trying

when i was 10 i had no friends so i patrolled the perimeter of the playground humming Boulevard of Broken Dreams to myself

[QUOTE=Cone;49768485]when i was 10 i had no friends so i patrolled the perimeter of the playground humming Boulevard of Broken Dreams to myself[/QUOTE] i did the same except i hummed Time Stand Still by Rush to myself

I don't know why, but sometimes when I visit/see certain locations (both ficitonal/non-fictional) I can't stop thinking about how good would feel to have sex in that place in particular, like this one time I was playing Destiny with my friends and then we were doing that Strike Mission where you go into the Black Garden (The black garden is an alternate-time realm which is full of grass and weird constructions) and through the entire mission I was just talking about how cool would it be to fuck in there (supposing that the robots don't attack you or aren't there). [QUOTE]The city where i live at, friendly conversations on the bus is nonexiste[/QUOTE] Talking with random people and some authorities can get me nervous/scared to the point where I go silent and I just nod my head or do some movements with my body/hands. Some people I know irl, after they have hanged out with me for some time, get extremely surprised when they hear me talking, they say stuff like "Holy shit, I didn't even know you could talk, I thought you were a mute or something", at first I thought they were joking, but some did legit believe I was a mute.

i wish i could travel back in time to rectify so many mistakes and avoid alienating the people i used to speak to - or speak to them again there was also some guy i knew who suffered from really bad memory loss - spoke to him daily for like 5 years and then he just sort of ended up forgetting who i was

I live alone but I still go incognito when browsing porn

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49770134]I live alone but I still go incognito when browsing porn[/QUOTE] This way if you die, they don't find a dude alone with a shitload of porn on his browser. It's a solid idea.

i wish i had a closer relationship with my dad

[QUOTE=Svinnik;49770403]i wish i had a closer relationship with my dad[/QUOTE] I used to have a really close relationship with my dad when i was younger, then i got older and realised how selfish, pitiful and emotionally abusive/manipulative he can be.

I got deja vus from musics that I never heard before. It's like, I'm 200 percent positive that I never heard it, but it reminds me of things that probably happened or not happened. Sometimes during sleep, I dreamt of music I've never heard before. Too bad I'm not good with musical notations so I cant make a note of it

I fucking love these songs, despite not knowing French and not knowing what they are singing about [video=youtube;PdaAHMztNVE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaAHMztNVE[/video] [video=youtube;8gnKzPlmy2U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gnKzPlmy2U[/video]

I got a package in the mail today from california; I was like what the fuck I didn't order [I]anything[/I] Opened it up to find a case of redbull. Wondered why the hell this was happening. Saw on the box something about "settlement" and realized it was from a redbull settlement I applied for like 1-2 years ago. I chose the box of redbull over the $10 the settlement was in Oct 2014 i applied for it because of this old ass thread [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1429158&page=1[/url]

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;49774463]I got a package in the mail today from california; I was like what the fuck I didn't order [I]anything[/I] Opened it up to find a case of redbull. Wondered why the hell this was happening. Saw on the box something about "settlement" and realized it was from a redbull settlement I applied for like 1-2 years ago. I chose the box of redbull over the $10 the settlement was in Oct 2014 i applied for it because of this old ass thread [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1429158&page=1[/url][/QUOTE] Is it in date?

I'm a Confidential Informant for a certain police department, but I still buy from the people I snitched on and continuously smoke weed. They still have no fucking idea it was me.

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;49774595]I'm a Confidential Informant for a certain police department, but I still buy from the people I snitched on and continuously smoke weed. They still have no fucking idea it was me.[/QUOTE] That sounds exceptionally dangerous

[QUOTE=phygon;49774635]That sounds exceptionally dangerous[/QUOTE] as long you don't get caught.

[QUOTE=phygon;49774635]That sounds exceptionally dangerous[/QUOTE] Dangerous is my middle name.

[QUOTE=phygon;49774635]That sounds exceptionally dangerous[/QUOTE] sounds like the perfect way to keep the sellers from suspecting him

Well, let me elaborate just a little to ease the tension. Her asshole, crackheaded, dead-brained husband was the one who got arrested. Keeping in mind, this husband was in and out of their lives constantly. She had a plea with the judge and put it all on him and he went down for it. It actually kind of worked out for everyone in the end.

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;49774595]I'm a Confidential Informant for a certain police department, but I still buy from the people I snitched on and continuously smoke weed. They still have no fucking idea it was me.[/QUOTE] What happens when you snitched all your dealers?

People tell me I have a great butt.

pics?

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;49775528]pics?[/QUOTE] Why would you ever ask me about that. But uh sure, pm me if you want pictures of man ass.

Meanwhile I have no butt, donate it for me. It hurts to sit.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;49775677]Meanwhile I have no butt, donate it for me. It hurts to sit.[/QUOTE] Make a Kickstarter Then you can have a :ass: implant

[QUOTE=SpaceLink;49775130]What happens when you snitched all your dealers?[/QUOTE] I only have one.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49753758]I have a 2000 image Imgur album of Rule 34[/QUOTE] Let me go through a run down of all the images that are in my imgur album 1745 Images in total 1381 are video game related 364 are anime/cartoon related 89 are inflation related 671 are normal 315 are [TOO HOT FOR FACEPUNCH] 192 are real people cosplaying 124 are tentacle 19 are rule 63 407 are unclassified