Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50024641]Someday I'll do a 360º flip with my neck and puke on everyone on class[/QUOTE] saw your avatar and post immediately thought of this [img]http://i.imgur.com/9C9Ix.png[/img]

For the longest time I pronounced lingerie like "listerine"

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;50024378]one of my friends has a tumblr that she posts to like a journal. Sometimes I go there to read it and learn about her a little more. Sometimes I see posts about me and they are almost always negative. And then I just saw one that mentioned she is terrified that her coworkers and family will find it and read the things she posts about them. I guess she forgot that I know her tumblr. I really reconsidered how much I considered her a friend when she ranted about how terrible I am for disagreeing with her once. So now I keep reading it to make sure I don't forget that she doesn't like me as much as I thought. recently she posted "why do nerd guys vape so much" and I realized that post was about me because we were skyping that day, and I vape in my own house freely. I have mentioned in this thread that I vape to prevent relapsing into cigarettes. and she knows that. I guess the confession is that I read her secret public journal to remind myself that not everyone likes me as much as I think they do. Keeps me level I suppose.[/QUOTE] Imo man, it sounds like you should get away from her. She sounds like a toxic and judgmental person. And if she's smiling to your face and posting shitty things about you elsewhere that's not healthy to be around And honestly, all my friends have their issues, flaws and habits and I accept them for who they are. And odds are, more people accept you than you think you think you do :v:. Just my two cents

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50024771]I always pee sitting down.[/QUOTE] How the hell can you do that comfortably, without your balls hitting the water? :sick:

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50025550]How the hell can you do that comfortably, without your balls hitting the water? :sick:[/QUOTE] How much water do you have in your toilet?

[QUOTE=Anderan;50025553]How much water do you have in your toilet?[/QUOTE] On the other hand, you could ask: how long are your balls? [QUOTE=Trebgarta;50025625]Perhaps his balls are loong.[/QUOTE] [U][I][B]You...![/B][/I][/U] Sometimes before I fall asleep I see these weird green and purple shapes merging into eachother and whatnot. It's sort of like a screensaver. It's pretty neat. When I try to explain it to my friends they don't have a clue what I'm talking about :v: Anyone else have this?

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025644]On the other hand, you could ask: how long are your balls? [U][I][B]You...![/B][/I][/U] Sometimes before I fall asleep I see these weird green and purple shapes merging into eachother and whatnot. It's sort of like a screensaver. It's pretty neat. When I try to explain it to my friends they don't have a clue what I'm talking about :v: Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE] When I lightly press on my eyes I see mesmerising designs and movements, it helps me sleep :v:

When i was in Hospital last year i had some stomache problems, I had to wear somekinda Special underwear which was transparent, Honestly! i never weared something that confortable in my life, I stole about 100 of them and im still wearing them.

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025644]On the other hand, you could ask: how long are your balls? [U][I][B]You...![/B][/I][/U] Sometimes before I fall asleep I see these weird green and purple shapes merging into eachother and whatnot. It's sort of like a screensaver. It's pretty neat. When I try to explain it to my friends they don't have a clue what I'm talking about :v: Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE] OH GOD FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME TOO

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50025663]OH GOD FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME TOO[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kijji;50025654]When I lightly press on my eyes I see mesmerising designs and movements, it helps me sleep :v:[/QUOTE] Oh shit! Hello! Do you see different colours? Any specific pattern or what? For me it's always, and I mean always, green and purple, and no seemingly consistant patterns.

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025695]Oh shit! Hello! Do you see different colours? Any specific pattern or what? For me it's always, and I mean always, green and purple, and no seemingly consistant patterns.[/QUOTE] For me it's something different, but the principle is the same. You ever look really, really close at a oldish tv, like pressing your nose up to it close, and you see the green, red, and blue on the screen? Sometimes I sort of see that, but it looks more like the inside of a kaleidoscope pattern wise.

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025695]Oh shit! Hello! Do you see different colours? Any specific pattern or what? For me it's always, and I mean always, green and purple, and no seemingly consistant patterns.[/QUOTE] I mostly see black and white, it's mostly a checker pattern and it looks like a POV of going down an endless closed slide

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50025711]For me it's something different, but the principle is the same. You ever look really, really close at a oldish tv, like pressing your nose up to it close, and you see the green, red, and blue on the screen? Sometimes I sort of see that, but it looks more like the inside of a kaleidoscope pattern wise.[/QUOTE] Ah man. That inspired me to make some cool shit in After Effects. [t]http://i.imgur.com/ni7kx8R.png[/t]

Often times my eyes paint a pattern which is similar to flying around in space.

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025754]Ah man. That inspired me to make some cool shit in After Effects. [t]http://i.imgur.com/ni7kx8R.png[/t][/QUOTE] Not quite what I meant but honestly that'd make a pretty bitchin background

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;50025550]How the hell can you do that comfortably, without your balls hitting the water? :sick:[/QUOTE] The real question is why balls touching the water has anything to do with peeing? If they touch the water at all, that would seem like a major issue. Do you retract your balls or something when you take a shit?

"To keep his more valuable parts clean, the human male will retract his testicles when defecating. A truly astounding species."

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025695]Oh shit! Hello! Do you see different colours? Any specific pattern or what? For me it's always, and I mean always, green and purple, and no seemingly consistant patterns.[/QUOTE] Usually starts out a deep red or a dark bluish purple and then goes to a faintly orange yellow and back again for me. Looks like this [URL="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/-PLASMA-ColorCycling.Gif"]enormous gif[/URL] but with only one colour at a time.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50025858]Usually starts out a deep red or a dark bluish purple and then goes to a faintly orange yellow and back again for me. Looks like this [URL="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/-PLASMA-ColorCycling.Gif"]enormous gif[/URL] but with only one colour at a time.[/QUOTE] Nice! That's what it looks like for me too, though as previously stated, only purple and green. Purple turn into green and vice versa, sort of like that in the gif.

[QUOTE=Stimich;50025695]Oh shit! Hello! Do you see different colours? Any specific pattern or what? For me it's always, and I mean always, green and purple, and no seemingly consistant patterns.[/QUOTE] I pretty often hallucinate when I close my eyes when I'm tired. I forget what I was hallucinating about when I wake up, but I know I did it. It's pretty damn cool because I know it's usually a place I think about a lot, whether it's fiction or real

Most of the time now whenever I "try" to jerk it, I'll have it in my hand and ask myself "why bother?" then I'll just put it back in my pants.

kind of nsfw dream? [sp]Had a dream last night where my cousin texted me saying she had sex for the first time. She said she had some connections at school or something and hooked herself up with a guy.[/sp] [sp]I became really jealous. But I'm not sure if I was jealous because she had sex first before I did, or because someone had sex with her. I don't really know how to feel about that :C[/sp] Edit : I don't want to fuck my cousin bUT in the dream I felt jealousy so that's why it was all weird to me

When I finish showering, I shake my head like a dog before drying my hair.

[QUOTE=kijji;50025654]When I lightly press on my eyes I see mesmerising designs and movements, it helps me sleep :v:[/QUOTE] It's fun and relaxing until a spooky face appears :dead:

[QUOTE=slayer20;50026444]kind of nsfw dream? [sp]Had a dream last night where my cousin texted me saying she had sex for the first time. She said she had some connections at school or something and hooked herself up with a guy.[/sp] [sp]I became really jealous. But I'm not sure if I was jealous because she had sex first before I did, or because someone had sex with her. I don't really know how to feel about that :C[/sp][/QUOTE] or option C, [sp]jealous of banging a hot guy[/sp] [sp]unless your cousin bats for the other team which is probably all the more reason to be jealous?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Anderan;50025553]How much water do you have in your toilet?[/QUOTE] On that point, American toilets suck. Why do you need a shelf for your shit? Sure, you avoid the potential back splash (mostly) when you drop a load, but it's annoying when you need to wipe.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;50027308]On that point, American toilets suck. Why do you need a shelf for your shit? Sure, you avoid the potential back splash (mostly) when you drop a load, but it's annoying when you need to wipe.[/QUOTE] a shelf?

[QUOTE=kijji;50027499]a shelf?[/QUOTE] He may have had the toilet lid down

[QUOTE=da space core;50021884]I have to admit, you have quite the interesting post history I wonder how many hours it would take you to get banned [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Backseat modding" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE] and this would a great time to point out that the "you are banned" page asks you to read the rules or post to the refugee thread. but the links given dont work if you are banned, making the whole thing pointless

[QUOTE=kijji;50027499]a shelf?[/QUOTE] This basically: [thumb]https://persuasionradio.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/toilet.jpg[/thumb] Saw it everywhere in DC and NY, haven't seen it anywhere. If this can't be generalized to the rest of the country, take my comment as a critique of toilets with shelves and not American toilets as such.