Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;50052963]I think I may be on the way to getting addicted to pepsi.[/QUOTE] The last time I went to the movies my drink tasted like drink instead of chemicals, it was as this point I noticed the cup was red instead of blue and realised they swapped to coke.

[QUOTE=Zelle;50053005]Soda always make me feel sick.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Menien Goneld;50053552]I can't stand soda; the bubbles make it sharp and unpleasant, and it's too sugary for me not to feel it on my teeth.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=The golden;50054085]Some of the lesser known brands are alright but the big ones like Coke are so heavily carbonated they just make my stomach feel like its going to rot off. Nothing but constant gut-rot after a few sips and horrifically painful burps. On top of the fact it's so carbonated you can't even taste the flavor of the drink itself because it's just full of carbonic acid which burns the fuck out of your taste buds.[/QUOTE] [I]I envy you[/I]

I just made a girl masturbate in a Skype call through purring alone I never thought being able to roll my r's would ever come (huehuehue) so in handy

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50054237]I never thought being able to roll my r's would ever come (huehuehue) so in handy[/QUOTE] Sorry, I can't imagine this as anything but a full grown-ass burly kind of man purring like an actual 1:1 kitten as a woman goes [highlight][I]fucking sexually ballistic[/I][/highlight] over it on a webcam. If I have to add a confession, I've been spending all 4 hours every week in my moral issues class practicing anatomy drawing and somehow I'm still pulling a low B. 100/200 level college classes are a joke and I fail to comprehend how people can't pass them. [QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50054673]Well, she does shiver in pleasure every time I purr so hey, not that far from the truth, though I'm more of a lanky fuck[/QUOTE] It's more the context that gets me. I'm imagining a woman going violently wild about a casual, soft purr.

[QUOTE=Doom14;50054653]Sorry, I can't imagine this as anything but a full grown-ass burly kind of man purring like an actual 1:1 kitten as a woman goes [highlight][i]fucking sexually ballistic[/i][/highlight] over it on a webcam.[/QUOTE] Well, she does shiver in pleasure every time I purr so hey, not that far from the truth, though I'm more of a lanky fuck [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Doom14;50054653] It's more the context that gets me. I'm imagining a woman going violently wild about a casual, soft purr.[/QUOTE] Oh no, she basically did when she went to town :v: [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] Exploiting kinks amongst friends is so much fun

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50054673] Exploiting kinks amongst friends is so much fun[/QUOTE] A friend of mine has this "thing" where if you massage her in just the right spot (non sexually speaking) she can't contain her (pretty loud) moans and it's both funny and awkward as ****. It made for very interesting sessions sometimes. The dialogue when I first massaged her was like one out of a poorly acted porno from the late 90's. "Am I doing it just right?" "Yes you are, you're doing it harder than my boyfriend does, he's always a little more cautious" "Then I'll just keep doing it this hard" This while massaging her lower back :v:

[QUOTE=LoNer1;50054819]A friend of mine has this "thing" where if you massage her in just the right spot (non sexually speaking) she can't contain her (pretty loud) moans and it's both funny and awkward as ****. It made for very interesting sessions sometimes. The dialogue when I first massaged her was like one out of a poorly acted porno from the late 90's. "Am I doing it just right?" "Yes you are, you're doing it harder than my boyfriend does, he's always a little more cautious" "Then I'll just keep doing it this hard" This while massaging her lower back :v:[/QUOTE] I find something basically satisfying and entertaining about making people horny for a laugh. I feel like a pervert but it's so much fun :v:

[QUOTE=The golden;50054085]Some of the lesser known brands are alright but the big ones like Coke are so heavily carbonated they just make my stomach feel like its going to rot off. Nothing but constant gut-rot after a few sips and horrifically painful burps. On top of the fact it's so carbonated you can't even taste the flavor of the drink itself because it's just full of carbonic acid which burns the fuck out of your taste buds.[/QUOTE] Well the formula changes wherever you are. Every flavor has a distinctly different taste in the south, the west coast, northeast, etc. so it's totally different. I know here in the northeast (right along the Canadian border) it seems a lot more carbonated and less flavorful than around Atlanta. That's just how they do it to appeal to regional tastes. Which kind of sucks because I buy Sprite for the fucking sugar. If I wanted tonic water, I'd buy tonic water.

I got off of Coke purely on generic [del]tonic[/del] carbonated water though. I started on flavored ones, but now I just drink plain ol' bubbly water because most of the flavors get tiresome. The carbonation makes me feel more full and thus I don't end up drinking the whole can in one swig, but it's not full of all the acid, caffeine, and sugar Sodas have. And all carbonation winds up doing, at worst, is making you burp. I just gotta bother to make a rig to make it myself. As cheap as it is at the store, I can go even cheaper by bubbling at home.

Yet another NSFW (fetish) confession. [sp]When I'm uploading my homemade pics to fetish websites, I first look through them and remove all the blurry, duplicates and pics that look similar to others. While doing this, I tend to get hard. Yes, you read that right. Looking at my self made fetish pics usually gives me a boner and makes me horny.[/sp]

[QUOTE=cheesybacon;50055403]Yet another NSFW (fetish) confession. [sp]When I'm uploading my homemade pics to fetish websites, I first look through them and remove all the blurry, duplicates and pics that look similar to others. While doing this, I tend to get hard. Yes, you read that right. Looking at my self made fetish pics usually gives me a boner and makes me horny.[/sp][/QUOTE] it is a vicious cycle for you

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50055566]it is a vicious cycle for you[/QUOTE] I don't mind that it happens. In fact, I quite enjoy it but I have yet to [sp]jerk off while looking at my self made fetish pics[/sp] and I have no interest in trying that either.

[QUOTE=Doom14;50055324]I got off of Coke purely on generic [del]tonic[/del] carbonated water though. I started on flavored ones, but now I just drink plain ol' bubbly water because most of the flavors get tiresome. The carbonation makes me feel more full and thus I don't end up drinking the whole can in one swig, but it's not full of all the acid, caffeine, and sugar Sodas have. And all carbonation winds up doing, at worst, is making you burp. I just gotta bother to make a rig to make it myself. As cheap as it is at the store, I can go even cheaper by bubbling at home.[/QUOTE] It's around $100 all in (depending on where you can source a CO2 tank) but if all you make is carbonated water, it's a no-brainer. It's the syrups that are a pain. I had very limited success with those water flavorings (Crush actually makes diet orange, grape, and strawberry ones) but I bought a box of legit stuff from Sams Club and it came out around the same as just buying store brand. But there's something neat about making soda for visitors, even if it's in a beat-up 2L bottle and filled with a dirty old tank.

I realized today that i've never hung out with a girl 1 on 1 outside of school, just in groups of friends. That is until next Sunday.

I crossdress sometimes. I don't know why, I just enjoy wearing a skirt on occasion. When I have the house to myself I tend to wear a dress around just because of how comfy it is. I don't put on any makeup or a wig or anything like that, that's really not my thing. Though sometimes I'll wear around a costume or something rather than just a simple dress. Well I had to do some housecleaning and figured it'd be fun to dress up as a maid while I did it. I spent the whole morning cleaning up, washing dishes, and doing all sorts of other various chores. I figured I'd reward myself with a pizza after all this. I ordered the pizza and went to go play a video game. I was getting really invested in the game until the doorbell rang. I raced to the door and greeted the delivery man. He seemed really awkward and weird, but whatever. I gave him the money and a tip and grabbed my pizza. I took it inside, placed the box on the counter, wiped my hands off on my apron- Oh fuck. I realized I got so invested in the game I was playing, not only did I forgot to take off my dress, but I completely forgot I was even wearing the thing. I ate my pizza in an awkward silence after I changed back into my regular clothes. tl;dr I completely forgot I was wearing a dress and scarred a delivery man for life because of it.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50056052]I crossdress sometimes. I don't know why, I just enjoy wearing a skirt on occasion. When I have the house to myself I tend to wear a dress around just because of how comfy it is. I don't put on any makeup or a wig or anything like that, that's really not my thing. Though sometimes I'll wear around a costume or something rather than just a simple dress. Well I had to do some housecleaning and figured it'd be fun to dress up as a maid while I did it. I spent the whole morning cleaning up, washing dishes, and doing all sorts of other various chores. I figured I'd reward myself with a pizza after all this. I ordered the pizza and went to go play a video game. I was getting really invested in the game until the doorbell rang. I raced to the door and greeted the delivery man. He seemed really awkward and weird, but whatever. I gave him the money and a tip and grabbed my pizza. I took it inside, placed the box on the counter, wiped my hands off on my apron- Oh fuck. I realized I got so invested in the game I was playing, not only did I forgot to take off my dress, but I completely forgot I was even wearing the thing. I ate my pizza in an awkward silence after I changed back into my regular clothes. tl;dr I completely forgot I was wearing a dress and scarred a delivery man for life because of it.[/QUOTE] I've always wanted to answer the door all dressed up as a girl, but I don't think I could get away with it since everyone in this town knows where I live and who I am.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50056052]I crossdress sometimes. I don't know why, I just enjoy wearing a skirt on occasion. When I have the house to myself I tend to wear a dress around just because of how comfy it is. I don't put on any makeup or a wig or anything like that, that's really not my thing. Though sometimes I'll wear around a costume or something rather than just a simple dress. Well I had to do some housecleaning and figured it'd be fun to dress up as a maid while I did it. I spent the whole morning cleaning up, washing dishes, and doing all sorts of other various chores. I figured I'd reward myself with a pizza after all this. I ordered the pizza and went to go play a video game. I was getting really invested in the game until the doorbell rang. I raced to the door and greeted the delivery man. He seemed really awkward and weird, but whatever. I gave him the money and a tip and grabbed my pizza. I took it inside, placed the box on the counter, wiped my hands off on my apron- Oh fuck. I realized I got so invested in the game I was playing, not only did I forgot to take off my dress, but I completely forgot I was even wearing the thing. I ate my pizza in an awkward silence after I changed back into my regular clothes. tl;dr I completely forgot I was wearing a dress and scarred a delivery man for life because of it.[/QUOTE] Is that you dancing in your avatar?

[QUOTE=Judqment8;50056372]Is that you dancing in your avatar?[/QUOTE] I wish

Speaking of wearing girly clothes though. I do like to upload girly/nsfw pics of myself online, but practically no one knows about them. Even though no one sees them, I usually end up deleting the ones I hate.

[QUOTE=slayer20;50056640]Speaking of wearing girly clothes though. I do like to upload girly/nsfw pics of myself online, but practically no one knows about them. Even though no one sees them, I usually end up deleting the ones I hate.[/QUOTE] Man I wish I was comfortable enough with myself to share pics like that. Cept the nsfw ones. Really dont want pics of me like that online

when i say "i hate onions", that's not hyperbole. i despise onions. if i had the opportunity to do it with no repercussions or punishment, i would just flamethrower a whole onion patch for entertainment. [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] i get angry when i see them on tv

[QUOTE=Qaus;50056790]when i say "i hate onions", that's not hyperbole. i despise onions. if i had the opportunity to do it with no repercussions or punishment, i would just flamethrower a whole onion patch for entertainment. [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] i get angry when i see them on tv[/QUOTE] Did you rub your eyes after cutting one We've all been there chumly

i hate the taste and the texture so severely i'm angry at the people that like the taste and texture [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] there's no reason onions should exist

[QUOTE=Qaus;50056816]i hate the taste and the texture so severely i'm angry at the people that like the taste and texture [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] there's no reason onions should exist[/QUOTE] i cut an onion up and started eating it straight up raw because of this post it's good in salads and sandwiches too

Thin cut onion rings are literally divine blessings from God himself.

I hate onions but I appreciate the flavor they bring to a dish. I wish I could mix them into something I'm cooking and then get the solid pieces out afterwords. Onion seasoning works but its just not the same.

[QUOTE=Qaus;50056816]i hate the taste and the texture so severely i'm angry at the people that like the taste and texture [editline]2nd April 2016[/editline] there's no reason onions should exist[/QUOTE] What, red onions are great in salads.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;50056886]i cut an onion up and started eating it straight up raw because of this post it's good in salads and sandwiches too[/QUOTE] You won't believe the amount of flavor it brings to a pasta dish! I put onions in 98.7% of my pasta recipes.

I kinda wish I could care less and get more confident so I could grab a lay everytime I go out to bars.

I went on a nice stroll around my neighborhood last night... naked. It was nice though, temp was cool, no one was around, a nice workout and pretty exhilarating