Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[sp] I wish I had a partner who would give me tender love and care in public, but then secretly torture me and enslave me in privacy and forced me to do kinky stuff for them. [/sp] When I wake up the first thing I do is put on some music, then I stretch and yawn as I make weird/funny poses as I look at myself in the mirror. Dunno, it cheers me up.

i just left an incredibly abusive relationship but lived with the person for 8 months and now living by myself keeps me in a constant state of crushing loneliness and having to remind myself about all the awful shit she did to keep myself from unhealthily over-romanticizing her :-)

Sometimes I imagine what life would be like if I were blind. Not in a "I wish I were blind" sort of way, though. Just as a curiosity thing.

[QUOTE=Last or First;50057575]Sometimes I imagine what life would be like if I were blind. Not in a "I wish I were blind" sort of way, though. Just as a curiosity thing.[/QUOTE] Probably pretty dark.

[QUOTE=Last or First;50057575]Sometimes I imagine what life would be like if I were blind. Not in a "I wish I were blind" sort of way, though. Just as a curiosity thing.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I image what life would be if I were paraplegic for the same reason Mostly because I spend most of my time sitting down

I just bought $350 worth of collectibles online. At that moment I realized that I might not have room in my game room to fit them. Damnit!

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;50056753]Man I wish I was comfortable enough with myself to share pics like that. Cept the nsfw ones. Really dont want pics of me like that online[/QUOTE] I started posting pictures of myself online as a way to boost my self esteem. It kind of works but not really because I end up deleting most pictures of myself.

[sp]I jerk it to crossdressers daily.[/sp]

[QUOTE=shrinkme;50057869][sp]I jerk it to crossdressers daily.[/sp][/QUOTE] there is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

[QUOTE=The golden;50058033]Same here except it was 2 years and long-distance. Still trying to repair my life after the damage being with her caused.[/QUOTE] A friend of mine was in a relationship like this. She lives in Texas (I think, somewhere southern US) and he lives here, and while he didn't really like talking about her and basically only trusted a very small amount of people with knowing the details, she was basically an incredibly unfaithful "oh woe is me I'm so troubled" sort, who had apparently been one of his closest friends online, but when he flew to the States and he met her, she basically ignored him the entire time in favour of looking at other people with the excuse of "I'll miss you when you're gone". She spent half her time after that being her usual self (which was what my friend liked her for in the first place) and the other time self-deprecating herself in an attempt to win sympathy. You're a pretty chill guy, golden, so I hope she didn't gouge you for anything. One of the upsides about LDRs is that it is pretty easy to shut the other person out if they've become a problem.

Sometimes I like putting on my airsofting gear when I'm just sitting at my computer, so when someone comes in my room, it looks to them as if I'm ready to go to war. And I mean literally everything except camoflaged clothes. Helmet, opsvest, comms, kneeguards, fucking everything I guess that's a good thing because it probably means I wanna go 'softing again. I only played one time last year. It does make playing stalker 10 times more immersive however.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50058987]Sometimes I like putting on my airsofting gear when I'm just sitting at my computer, so when someone comes in my room, it looks to them as if I'm ready to go to war. And I mean literally everything except camoflaged clothes. Helmet, opsvest, comms, kneeguards, fucking everything I guess that's a good thing because it probably means I wanna go 'softing again. I only played one time last year. It does make playing stalker 10 times more immersive however. Especially with the misery mod.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/P2GyKe5.jpg[/IMG]

pretty much lol

[QUOTE=Recurracy;50059242]pretty much lol[/QUOTE] Doubly relevant [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/699/367/c66.jpg[/IMG]

I'm probably gay.

[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;50057350]I went on a nice stroll around my neighborhood last night... naked. It was nice though, temp was cool, no one was around, a nice workout and pretty exhilarating[/QUOTE] How did you pull that off without getting caught?

[QUOTE=Svinnik;50059430]How did you pull that off without getting caught?[/QUOTE] Nobody around to catch him

[sp]The though of being involved in some sort of BDSM furry sex makes my hormones rage. Help me.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Sombrero;50059631][sp]The though of being involved in some sort of BDSM furry sex makes my hormones rage. Help me.[/sp][/QUOTE] Go to Church

[QUOTE=Sombrero;50059631][sp]The though of being involved in some sort of BDSM furry sex makes my hormones rage. Help me.[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://meanwhile.rocks/sharex/SS_1457288948.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50057586]Probably pretty dark.[/QUOTE] Well, look at the bright si- oh.

I believe in ghosts

I have to google most of the slang people say to me. "It was mint. She kept throwing shade!" "Oh...yeah." Then I go home, look for definitions and realise what I thought they said was almost the absolute opposite of what they actually said. Yes, that was a real example. I feel old.

Thing that confuses me when something is "the shit", I mean when did shit become good thing? When did scatophilia become hip?

[QUOTE=Combine 177;50059912]Thing that confuses me when something is "the shit", I mean when did shit become good thing? When did scatophilia become hip?[/QUOTE] Because English is a silly language. The grammar is made up and the words don't matter. Sometimes I think things are the way they are specifically to confuse foreigners.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50059951]Because English is a silly language. The grammar is made up and the words don't matter. Sometimes I think things are the way they are specifically to confuse foreigners.[/QUOTE] I very first time heard anyone use it in recent year and suddenly it was used almost everywhere too, did some super hip mainstream TV show use it or something because why did it emerge from nothingness of all the sudden?

looking up Pokémon TF pictures to post in DAAS got me into Pokémon TF stuff myself [editline]3rd April 2016[/editline] also I have a cough right now, so sometimes I pretend that the coughing is a result of me being choked in a CQC situation or something like that I act the whole thing out

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50059904]What does that mean I never get the kids today[/QUOTE] I think something like "It was cool. She was bitchy." I think. For all I know it could be about jaguars.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50059951]Because English is a silly language. The grammar is made up and the words don't matter. Sometimes I think things are the way they are specifically to confuse foreigners.[/QUOTE] English is far from the only language that has a lot of arbitrary rules.

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50060073]I dont think people picture shit when they say shit[/QUOTE] Still the problem with it is the fact adding 'the' suddenly turns negative thing to positive. It is shit is means it is bad, it is the shit is suddenly means it is best, you would think being the shit would be the epitome of the worst. It is almost like saying it is the worst would mean it is best. That will be the last thing I will say about it, I don't want to flood this thread with that. [editline]3rd April 2016[/editline] The scatophilia part was bad attempt of a joke.