Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

3 years ago I was driving into work in the early morning (like 5:30) and I accidentally ran over a rabbit. It was on Easter...

[QUOTE=Fredo;50070660]3 years ago I was driving into work in the early morning (like 5:30) and I accidentally ran over a rabbit. It was on Easter...[/QUOTE] you killed jesus. monster...

I've gone fucking insane and I've become too stubborn to listen to anyone. I always blame myself for things, I always put myself down, overtly whine about it, left everyone I know away from contact with me, and to top it off, I'm tired off kids so much I've promised myself never to date, never to marry, and never to have kids in my life; I'm better off living the rest of my life alone. [editline]4th April 2016[/editline] I literally left the Discord chat most of my friends are in and made my own chat room with no one in it.

When I go outside with my brother, I've noticed that he walks weird. If I walk, it's pretty difficult for me to keep up with him by just walking, but if I do a normal jog, I'm too fast for him to keep up with me, plus he says "Why are you jogging?". So I try to walk, stop, walk, stop over and over. Also, if my friends aren't paying attention, if I walk in front of them, there's a higher chance they will start walking into the same direction I'm walking to and start following me, this usually ends up with me walking into a wall or end up nowhere and them saying "Why are we here?"

I've gotten this ridiculous piece of "art" on my mind lately and I can't stop listening to it. [video=youtube;CBbvpgr4Qb4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbvpgr4Qb4[/video]

[QUOTE=Hypoxide;50069833]I thought I saw someone from Facepunch walking in my local chain superstore so in my head I thought the best way to see if they were the same person as the person from Facepunch...was to stare at the back of them. Unfortunately they saw and sort of awkwardly smiled at me before rushing off to a completely different aisle. So um...sorry if today you were being stared at by a guy holding a block of cheese. That was me.[/QUOTE] It wasn't me, but I do browse Facepunch in public. I don't really care if anyone sees.

My second most expensive thing purchased online just shipped today. Time to plow the old collectibles away on display. Out with the old, in with the new.

I want to build a smartwatch with windows 10. Problem is that the only display that fits my needs is 7 inch, which is hard to put on my wrist, even with a pipboy type enclosure

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50066383]Y'know, I hear a lot of shit about American high schools. Like, [I]a lot of shit.[/I] But to imply that everyone high school is years upon years of misery with terrible teachers and outright cruel classmates is a gross exaggeration.[/QUOTE] Honestly I miss it

The worst teacher I had in school was a feminist. I'm talking tumblr tier. Treated and graded the males more harshly. She separated the room by gender.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50070969]I've gotten this ridiculous piece of "art" on my mind lately and I can't stop listening to it. [video=youtube;CBbvpgr4Qb4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbvpgr4Qb4[/video][/QUOTE] Why did I enjoy that as much as I did?

[QUOTE=fudge blood;50070593]I have a fetish for gay guys :shh:[/QUOTE] that's pretty gay [editline]4th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50070387]It's gonna come back the second I step out of the shower because apparently I'm not scrubbing my hair good enough. Trust me, I'm trying to prevent this.[/QUOTE] Dehydrating yourself works. It's been working wonders for me. [editline]4th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=skylortrexle;50071632]Why did I enjoy that as much as I did?[/QUOTE] Holder usually makes really good stuff.

I'm so used to having a wank to dickgirls and femboys it's actually pretty hard to just go back to regular boring women

Knowing that a Senran Kagura game is coming to PC, I'd be lying if I'd say I don't wanna try it. Heard the gameplay is really good, despite the massive emphasis on its plots.

I always have trouble shitting at work. Behind the wall of the toilet itself is my boss' office, and that wall barely isolates. I always try to shit as quietly as possible, but that is really hard.

So, today I fell for one of those deaf-mute petition scams. Me sleeping so little and being depressed sure does not help me make the best decisions. And this did not really make either of these get better.

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50054237]I just made a girl masturbate in a Skype call through purring alone I never thought being able to roll my r's would ever come (huehuehue) so in handy[/QUOTE] Did it again Twice What the fuck is wrong with me :v:

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50072656]Did it again Twice What the fuck is wrong with me :v:[/QUOTE] damn, son

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50072656]Did it again Twice What the fuck is wrong with me :v:[/QUOTE] Gonna need like a vocaroo or something. You know for a friend.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50072977]Gonna need like a vocaroo or something. You know for a friend.[/QUOTE] She's not that voyeuristic :v: [editline]5th April 2016[/editline] If I should die, think only this of me... *purr* *moan*

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50073024]Who asked for her voice, we mean the purrrs[/QUOTE] My [I]friend[/I] confirms this is the case.

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50073024]Who asked for her voice, we mean the purrrs[/QUOTE] I mean it's more like rolling r's for an extended period of time, but give me a mo [editline]5th April 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50073075]I mean it's more like rolling r's for an extended period of time, but give me a mo[/QUOTE] There's too much background noise and any attempts I make just sound like me going blblbllblblblblb with my lips. I'll try later :v: [editline]5th April 2016[/editline] God I hate hearing recordings of myself. [editline]5th April 2016[/editline] [url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OMnmXe8FvP[/url] I know it sounds like me going :freakout: but it's enough to moisten a gril so hey, works for me

That was so low it sounded like you were letting out a small long fart.

[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;50073181]That was so low it sounded like you were letting out a small long fart.[/QUOTE] Maybe she doesn't think it's purring...

This thread becomes WAYT more and more everyday

Or maybe it is WAYT the one that sounds like this thread more and more everyday.

I'll be sure to take any future exploits up to WAYT :v: sorry

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;50073202]I'll be sure to take any future exploits up to WAYT :v: sorry[/QUOTE] no leave those exploits here

Or maybe take them to both places.

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;50073258]that girl is a weirdo[/QUOTE] Diffrent strokes for diffrent folks. In this case its purrs :v: