Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I can't help but feel awful about the majority of the things I think about.

[QUOTE=Qaus;50103122]I wish it was this easy.[/QUOTE] It is. Don't say "I'm a furry." Bam, we're done. I know there's hypocrisy because I have an avatar, but I really don't give a fuck what other people think. But it's incredibly easy to keep it on the down-low. If it's a "lifestyle" to you, that's a whole 'nother topic I have no desire to get into. People who don't need to know, shouldn't know, unless they pick it up on their own accord or something. An avatar is just a lazy man's approach online that I like to use because it's a quick litmus test for people's reactions. If they don't react or it's a casual response, all the power to them. If I get hammy, weak vitriol or creepy approaches - they're not worth my time, usually. And it's funny to see how fast an avatar makes people upset. I am [del]fucking annoyed and disgusted[/del] moderately unfavorable with people who like "My Little Pony", but if they have an avatar and dumb name combo - I don't give a shit. It's only when they start throwing out cringe-worthy stuff like "Hi Everypony, for Equestria!!!!" that I want to shoot them and then myself for being exposed to it. And I get about a similar sense of murder-suicide when furries do the same dumb self-injecting shit into entirely unrelated video games.

I am very good at insulting people, both online and offline (like in the moment). its an odd skill since i want to be a nice person

[QUOTE=Qaus;50102356]I liked Mass Effect 2 the most, I couldn't get over the weird controls of Mass Effect 1 to play it more than an hour. (Xbox, not PC) this legit makes me angry[/QUOTE] Mass Effect 1 is dreadful to play but is worth playing because of the story. ME2 is better in the gameplay compartment (actually bearable!) but ME3 is definitely my favorite because of the gameplay. The ending and the spacebar doing everything issues are balanced out by the Citadel DLC if need be.

[QUOTE=da space core;50103793]I am very good at insulting people, both online and offline (like in the moment). its an odd skill since i want to be a nice person[/QUOTE] insult me

I am a compulsive liar when it comes to school- I'm one of those kids who was praised to high hell early on in life, but I haven't yet hit a point where I'm okay with telling my parents I failed. I only had one class to take this semester, a first stage calculus class, but because it focused so much on hard tests I didn't bother doing the homework that counted for 10% of my grade (yet was the basis of all the tests) and thus suffered early on. Instead of telling my parents, I just told them "I'm doing okay" and continued to go in the hopes that I'd just "get it" eventually. Of course, 3 tests in of 5 tests, I realized its too late for me to get it and its basically guaranteed I won't be able to salvage my grade. I skipped the past few classes because I know I won't be able to pass the class, despite driving the full 40 minutes down there and letting my parents think I did go to them. Its a horrible, awful practice, but due to how afraid I am of my parents I'm unlikely to change my tune. Thankfully, I can drop the class and save my GPA, but my father won't be happy he wasted two grand because I was too afraid to get help. I'm sure I'll be better in the fall, mainly because I'll be able to choose which teacher I'll be able to go under and see how they weigh the tests.

I microwave my toast after putting butter on it, then I put any other spread I want on it then I microwave that.

Fuck I just put some salt in my mouth thinking is was sugar

I get secondhand embarrassed very easily.

I have been called a furry four times this week in online games, and then said people used that as a justification for killing me in games like Rust or votekicking me in games like TF2. Its all because of my avatar. Which has no fur. So that'd make it scalie. But I don't want to fuck it, nor do I hang out with the fandom, nor do I collect art... I just like kobolds. I'm not a furry, but I refuse to change my avatar.

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;50104107]Stuff[/QUOTE] I'm a compulsive idiot when it comes to school Back in high school I was the guy who got usually got high grades, was put into an advanced program and knew his way around most of the time. Never failed a single class, everyone knew me and most teachers had me had the guy who never talked but was really efficient. When I got into college I got accepted in a preparation program for people who wanted to apply to student exchange. At first I thought I was finally going into the big leagues now, but then I got fucked sideways and turned into shit. Failed calculus and physics, passed them in 2nd chance but at the cost of being kicked out from the program. My grades dropped, when your grades drop you lose the right to get an scholarship, plus, scholarship doesn't cover the cost of 2nd,3rd to 5th chance tests nor covers the cost of taking additional courses (like learning another language or re-taking an entire class). I owe a considerable amount of cash to college for taking two 2nd chance test and a german course (which fortunately passed with 95) which costed me around $2,500 MPX. Everyone was surprised by what I turned into. I got really depressed, started doing shady shit to get money (I'm not doing it anymore tho), did bad at school, became aggressive and constantly thought about killing myself. I became a lot more paranoid, felt hopeless, got scolded frequently at home, etc. I'm doing a lot better now tho, got really good grades in the majority of my tests, but I will never forget what happened in that semester.

99% of my time in GMod has been in solo sandbox mode, so I can't relate to people who say the game is dying/dead/not fun anymore.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50104368]99% of my time in GMod has been in solo sandbox mode, so I can't relate to people who say the game is dying/dead/not fun anymore.[/QUOTE] I did the same as well. I stopped when it seemed like nothing worthwhile was being made anymore. The most popular in the workshop is always player models or NPCs.

[QUOTE=Jrose14;50104294]I have been called a furry four times this week in online games, and then said people used that as a justification for killing me in games like Rust or votekicking me in games like TF2. Its all because of my avatar. Which has no fur. So that'd make it scalie. But I don't want to fuck it, nor do I hang out with the fandom, nor do I collect art... I just like kobolds. I'm not a furry, but I refuse to change my avatar.[/QUOTE] this shit amazes me. 2016 and there are still people out there who can't accept things that make ppl happy and lash out people for having "furry" avatars or whatever the heck. i mean, yeah, sure, this depends on the community and everyone has their own background but christ come onnnnn. that kind of behavior set me back so much that i was suicidal at times and never saw myself as a person. [IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/ng78.png[/IMG] look at this. i drew this as a gift to someone and i was living in constant denial that liking this kind of stuff is okay. i was so afraid of drawing anything that i thought i was a piece of shit with no future. fuck everyone that does this. know that you're not alone on this; you're fine and there are people who went through this and are happy with their lives. i'm one of them.

Who the fuck cares man. If you enjoy looking at furry things then look at furry things. Fuck everyone who tries to tell you it's bad lol this goes for everything in life as long as you're not hurting anyone with it.

[QUOTE=Qaus;50102459]welcome [editline]9th April 2016[/editline] it's not fun tbh[/QUOTE] It's [I]okay[/I]. Better than bronies. :v: [sp]i'm only joking, everything is okay to me.[/sp]

I had a dream where I was hanging out with some FPers or at least how I imagine them. This is not the first time it's happened.

I regularly feel upset as I feel I cannot be the kinda father a want to due to my heart condition, Which I feel is leading to a deeper depression.

i really dont mind it when people draw anthropomorphized animals if its done in good taste, take a look at that cat comic for example, that's a great example of anthro done right but to some people anthro = disgusting typical furry smut you see on furaffinity i.e. along with the insane nutcases that brings so yeah in any case, it's best to keep that shit to yourself, it's when you try to be overly flamboyant about it that it becomes a problem [editline]10th April 2016[/editline] i also really dont give a fuck if you wank it to futa furries or whatever the fuck, i just dont want to hear about it 'AY CHECK OUT MAH FURRY PRON DAT I MAED IM GON B FURR ATRITS AN MAKE MOINIE'

I miss the 3D platforming genre.

Ants keep drowning in my drink and I am too lazy to keep fishing them out. I'd say I average at least 5-10 ants a night (tonight is a particular prolific night, I'd imagine no less than 20). What kind of a protein boost can I expect from this? Keep in mind these are Queensland ants so they are about as intelligent as a sack of bricks and the fuckers will still drown themselves if all I'm drinking is water (because they only come out at night and I drink water at night for some reason). And the only other place I see them is a conga line from the window to behind the toilet cistern, not sure what the fuckers are doing back there but they refuse to be poisoned because they keep coming back.

I don't have any plans for the future and I'm not really worried about it

[QUOTE=helifreak;50105219]Ants keep drowning in my drink and I am too lazy to keep fishing them out. I'd say I average at least 5-10 ants a night (tonight is a particular prolific night, I'd imagine no less than 20). What kind of a protein boost can I expect from this? Keep in mind these are Queensland ants so they are about as intelligent as a sack of bricks and the fuckers will still drown themselves if all I'm drinking is water (because they only come out at night and I drink water at night for some reason). And the only other place I see them is a conga line from the window to behind the toilet cistern, not sure what the fuckers are doing back there but they refuse to be poisoned because they keep coming back.[/QUOTE] If there are 5-10 ants that find your way into your fucking drink every night, I'd say you probably have bigger problems than that. Do you live in a hut on top of an anthill?

I once forgot the words "and", "that" and "what". I tried recalling them but they sounded really weird in my head

[QUOTE=helifreak;50105219]Ants keep drowning in my drink and I am too lazy to keep fishing them out. I'd say I average at least 5-10 ants a night (tonight is a particular prolific night, I'd imagine no less than 20). What kind of a protein boost can I expect from this? Keep in mind these are Queensland ants so they are about as intelligent as a sack of bricks and the fuckers will still drown themselves if all I'm drinking is water (because they only come out at night and I drink water at night for some reason). And the only other place I see them is a conga line from the window to behind the toilet cistern, not sure what the fuckers are doing back there but they refuse to be poisoned because they keep coming back.[/QUOTE] put your water in a bottle fucking hell youre eating ants

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50104066]insult me[/QUOTE] It needs to be in the moment, either in game or otherwise

Rub your body in dead ants to cover up your scent, then use the chance to infiltrate their nest and live amongst them.

[QUOTE=Badballer;50105380]put your water in a bottle fucking hell youre eating ants[/QUOTE] Fuck, how did I not think of that.

[QUOTE=helifreak;50105219]Ants keep drowning in my drink and I am too lazy to keep fishing them out. I'd say I average at least 5-10 ants a night (tonight is a particular prolific night, I'd imagine no less than 20). What kind of a protein boost can I expect from this? Keep in mind these are Queensland ants so they are about as intelligent as a sack of bricks and the fuckers will still drown themselves if all I'm drinking is water (because they only come out at night and I drink water at night for some reason). And the only other place I see them is a conga line from the window to behind the toilet cistern, not sure what the fuckers are doing back there but they refuse to be poisoned because they keep coming back.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=helifreak;50105412]Fuck, how did I not think of that.[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/au.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=helifreak;50105219]Ants keep drowning in my drink and I am too lazy to keep fishing them out. I'd say I average at least 5-10 ants a night (tonight is a particular prolific night, I'd imagine no less than 20). What kind of a protein boost can I expect from this? Keep in mind these are Queensland ants so they are about as intelligent as a sack of bricks and the fuckers will still drown themselves if all I'm drinking is water (because they only come out at night and I drink water at night for some reason). And the only other place I see them is a conga line from the window to behind the toilet cistern, not sure what the fuckers are doing back there but they refuse to be poisoned because they keep coming back.[/QUOTE] Gas them. Fucking gas them. You're Australian, you fuckers fought in the Great War. Just unleash hell on the six legged Huns, burn their throats out with Mustard Gas. No survivors.