Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=Ax3l;50103156]The simplest advice I can give to living your life is "Do whatever you want and like whatever you want as long as it hurts nobody". One should probably also view a discussion from the perspective of the other people as well. Sometimes you might say something others won't like.[/QUOTE] this has literally been my mentality for the past like 5 years are we the same person

[QUOTE=Skrappy;50105575]this has literally been my mentality for the past like 5 years are we the same person[/QUOTE] I reckon it's not uncommon to think that way.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50105518]Prison state is literally inferior to 7th state[/QUOTE] Nice AA credit rating, shame you can't be up with the big boys.

I'm into lactation.

I think I've said this before elsewhere, but: I like dark, cloudy days much more than sunny days.

Yeah fuck direct sunlight

when nobody else is in the house i sing loudly

[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;50106225]Yeah fuck direct sunlight[/QUOTE] praise moon light

my birthday is in a few days and my parents asked me what i want to do and really all i can think of is getting high/drunk with a few of my close friends. i was thinking paintballing and then after getting smashed which could be fine i was in bad ways earlier this year we had preliminary tests and i failed like 3 out of the 6 i took and then like i dropped down a level from N5 to N4 in history and modern studies, so i decided fuck them and work on my own shit but the problem is i have an assignment due in for tomorrow that i really dont care for and i havent even started, but if i dont do it ill just completely fail n4 which while it doesnt matter to me much because im just focusing on my other shit now, my parents will probably be disappointed, which will just make me feel like utter shit, but i really just plan on focusing on my other shit that i actually have a chance of passing i have so much shit on my mind i cant bring myself to do anything useful asides from play video games, sleep, and go out with friends and its tearing me apart this sucks

[QUOTE=litmeuplol;50106228]when nobody else is in the house i sing loudly[/QUOTE] I sing loudly in the car during the hour drive to campus in order to keep myself focused and awake. [sp]I seem to have an easier time singing male back-up to female leads rather than imitating guys like Mustaine and Homme.[/sp]

I take my statement about scratching back, i like getting scratched on the head too

Normal people usually pause a movie/show/video when they have to go and take a shit. Not me. I increase the volume and move my laptop so I can continue to watch what I'm watching by looking at it's reflection in the mirror while I'm taking a shit.

I started playing Neopets again. And I'm enjoying it.

I have developed this strange half-phobia that when I die my life will restart, but play out exactly the same with a feeling of having been here before and knowing that all I experience will be experienced exactly the same way again. This scares the shit out of me honestly.

[QUOTE=matt000024;50106763]I have developed this strange half-phobia that when I die my life will restart, but play out exactly the same with a feeling of having been here before and knowing that all I experience will be experienced exactly the same way again. This scares the shit out of me honestly.[/QUOTE] huh strange you didn't say this last time

Regarding university, I'm in an impossible situation which will result in a lot of debt (3-4+ months of fulltime work). There's only a few months left so I need to make money quick and then quit uni so I can pay back more. It's gonna be a huge dissapointment, especially that nobody knows about my performance. I feel like I want to run really far away from this country and start a new life somewhere, or I might just hang myself quick and simple. I can talk in english and do a bunch of IT related stuff, there's not much option left for me. Parents pushed me into uni without hesitation and this shit could have been avoided if I just said no and do something else. They think I'm a genious as I am a wizard with computers, don't know how they are going to react to this or how I might be able to pull this off without them knowing. [editline]10th April 2016[/editline] BTW, I'm a IT wizard and this is a mechanical engineering university, this contrast really shows when I help classmates in programming classes

I used to not be able to pronounce nginx properly.

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50107924]How do you even pronounce that I never had to but if i did id probably spell it[/QUOTE] "Engine x" when I finally looked it up one day.

[QUOTE=nomad1;50108061]"Engine x" when I finally looked it up one day.[/QUOTE] The g is actually pronounced like a soft j. /s

Same. I looked it up as well but to this day I can't help but read it out as "en ginks" in my head.

On Friday I was in a meeting talking about some security stuff with my manager, another manager, and the COO. I sometimes get really excited when people talk about stuff that happens to be an interest of mine. Usually I can keep it under control but it was the end of the day so I was already happy as is. So naturally when the COO asked "Has anyone here heard of a 'Raspberry Pi'?" I immediately raised my hand and enthusiastically said, "Oh! Oh! Me! I have one!" like a 7 year old kid before show and tell. My manager literally facepalmed, the other manager started laughing and the COO was speechless trying to hold back a grin from my dork outburst. I immediately turned red and said "Oh my god I'm so sorry." I then answered his question as it was about monitoring for rogue wireless networks and saved it but this is probably the first time I have felt genuine humiliation and embarrassment in a long time.

[QUOTE=Demache;50108168]On Friday I was in a meeting talking about some security stuff with my manager, another manager, and the COO. I sometimes get really excited when people talk about stuff that happens to be an interest of mine. Usually I can keep it under control but it was the end of the day so I was already happy as is. So naturally when the COO asked "Has anyone here heard of a 'Raspberry Pi'?" I immediately raised my hand and enthusiastically said, "Oh! Oh! Me! I have one!" like a 7 year old kid before show and tell. My manager literally facepalmed, the other manager started laughing and the COO was speechless trying to hold back a grin from my dork outburst. I immediately turned red and said "Oh my god I'm so sorry." I then answered his question as it was about monitoring for rogue wireless networks and saved it but this is probably the first time I have felt genuine humiliation and embarrassment in a long time.[/QUOTE] i sort of do the same thing but i just pull off the smuggest look that people can recognise immediately i usually get a "okay we get the point you have one/have done this/know what you're doing"

I cannot pronounce Carl, it ends up sounding like "Carol"

[QUOTE=Sheepaay;50108232]I cannot pronounce Carl, it ends up sounding like "Carol"[/QUOTE] Sometimes I use Canadian pronunciations to fuck with people and catch them off guard. Usually my mom who says I watch too much Trailer Park Boys. But the downside is that sometimes I do it involuntarily.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50063140]I fucked my way up to the top[/QUOTE] This is my show

If I find out someone likes a relatively obscure thing I like then I'll usually add them since I usually have no one to talk about said relatively obscure thing, and usually apologize for randomly adding them.

[QUOTE=simzboy;50105117]I miss the 3D platforming genre.[/QUOTE] They were all the rage when I was growing up but damn those cameras they used.

I saw zootopia with my mom today :pudge:

Nice movie

I couldn't decide if I wanted to eat soup or a cinnamon bun. I ate both. At the same time. It was worse than I thought. I'm sorry humanity.