Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

I think I'm done with dating sites, bots are aplenty and horny fuckers make me [I]really uncomfortable [/I]. I just had a girl (possibly a bot) ask me about if I'm into BDSM and wanted to meet up...like...no???

[QUOTE=Qaus;50120665]i commit a crime across the street from a police station roughly twice a day[/QUOTE] Is the crime looking hella fine?

Not at all

[QUOTE=Qaus;50121125]Not at all[/QUOTE] It's jaywalking, isn't it?

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;50121238]It's jaywalking, isn't it?[/QUOTE] i don't have any reason to do that what with how busy roads are around here.

[QUOTE=kijji;50120887]I think I'm done with dating sites, bots are aplenty and horny fuckers make me [I]really uncomfortable [/I]. I just had a girl (possibly a bot) ask me about if I'm into BDSM and wanted to meet up...like...no???[/QUOTE] i have trouble with bots, but dont get any real people all that often :/

[QUOTE=Qaus;50121404]i don't have any reason to do that what with how busy roads are around here.[/QUOTE] Parking in the wrong spot? Public masturbation?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50122081]Parking in the wrong spot? Public masturbation?[/QUOTE] I don't have access to a car and the latter I only did once.

[QUOTE=bdd458;50122054]i have trouble with bots, but dont get any real people all that often :/[/QUOTE] Is there any bots on FP? I am being serious. I just think it would be funny if there was an AI learning how to shit post like the best of them.

[QUOTE=Blazyd;50108301]This is my show[/QUOTE] go baby go

[QUOTE=Daysofwinter;50122267]Is there any bots on FP? I am being serious. I just think it would be funny if there was an AI learning how to shit post like the best of them.[/QUOTE] we need Tay on Facepunch 👏

I think I've developed the need for being sad

[QUOTE=Qaus;50122223]I don't have access to a car and [B]the latter I only did once.[/B][/QUOTE] Like in a toilet cubicle or somewhere else more public?

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50122826]Like in a toilet cubicle or somewhere else more public?[/QUOTE] outdoors at like 4am in the middle of nowhere so it's not like it mattered

[QUOTE=Daysofwinter;50122267]Is there any bots on FP? I am being serious. I just think it would be funny if there was an AI learning how to shit post like the best of them.[/QUOTE] A few years ago I think, we had a reddit bot in lmao pics. Posted the 'hottest' image on the reddit funny board, for a while it was the only one that was actually posting funny images instead of shitposting about spiders and anime.

I would honestly not mind living in a mobile home. Bonus points if it's vintage style. [T]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/70059000/jpg/_70059384_mountains_think.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Daysofwinter;50122267]Is there any bots on FP? I am being serious. I just think it would be funny if there was an AI learning how to shit post like the best of them.[/QUOTE] I'm a bot.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50123301]I would honestly not mind living in a mobile home. Bonus points if it's vintage style. [T]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/70059000/jpg/_70059384_mountains_think.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] I wouldn't mind living in a mobile home, it's living in a trailer park that turns me off it.

I watch UFO documentaries...

Sometimes i think that there is so little drama in my life that i kind of feel the need for it.

[QUOTE=greeley;50124594]Sometimes i think that there is so little drama in my life that i kind of feel the need for it.[/QUOTE] You can have the drama in my life anytime, take it all please.

After May 5th, I have no idea what's going to happen with my life. I officially graduate college and have to start my life, but I have no job laid out or any plans on what happens next.

[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50117124]If you had to compare yourself to coldasrice who would you say is the most... out there?[/QUOTE] wow RUDE

stay golden [editline]13th April 2016[/editline] wait wrong pony boy [I]fuck[/I]

[QUOTE=greeley;50124594]Sometimes i think that there is so little drama in my life that i kind of feel the need for it.[/QUOTE] as someone who had nothing happen in his life to now suddenly have bunch of absurd things happen to, I have to say it is quite fun.

sometimes i really wish i could live in an anime [sp]the anime i'd live in would be clannad tbh[/sp]

I care way too much about what people think of me, in real life and online. I just caught myself opening up all my recent posts and checking the ratings on them, to see if people thought if I was funny or not.

I think I might have a superiority complex

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50123301]I would honestly not mind living in a mobile home. Bonus points if it's vintage style. [T]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/70059000/jpg/_70059384_mountains_think.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] Point deduction because not airstreams. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/Airstream-Flying-Cloud-Travel-Trailer-07-3.jpg[/t] [editline]l[/editline] On another topic I bought some real vape shit today, organic churros. Sick. Vape Naesh Y'all. [sp] I bought it because of that goddamn video[/sp]

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50118653]I've come to realize that so long as you're not a dick about it, you can say pretty much anything on these forums, which is great. There's few left where that applies. [sp]For my confession: I've masturbated so much over the last month that even if I go just two days without doing it, I'll get a real mean case of 'blue balls'. Or at least it hurts down there, like damn.[/sp][/QUOTE] ...is this a thing? I masturbate often but going cold never hurt :0