Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

[QUOTE=ghghop;50134508]I've never bought or messed with an ouija board, I'm just saying I feel like it's an irrational fear of the miniscule chance of demons being real and me getting ass blasted by some ghosts because a friend thought it'd be cool to mess with one[/QUOTE]I'm not a spiritual or superstitious person, but for some reason I feel the need to stay away from such things. The one time I had my tarot cards read it was so spot-on that I'm a little wary in some irrational part of my brain, and I strongly believe that if your subconscious tells you to stay away from something, you should stay away from it.

[QUOTE=ghghop;50134508]I've never bought or messed with an ouija board, I'm just saying I feel like it's an irrational fear of the miniscule chance of demons being real and me getting ass blasted by some ghosts because a friend thought it'd be cool to mess with one[/QUOTE] [t]http://www.vintagegameworld.com/images/Ouija G91.jpg[/t] My brother bought this at a flea market and has never used it properly. I think there's spirits goofing with it because the planchette likes to show up away from the box.

[QUOTE=ghghop;50134508]I've never bought or messed with an ouija board, I'm just saying I feel like it's an irrational fear of the miniscule chance of demons being real and me getting ass blasted by some ghosts because a friend thought it'd be cool to mess with one[/QUOTE] This is according to a bunch of fairy tales I read as a kid. The worst thing you can do is be consumed by fear of such things. If you believe you are going have demons in the room, you are going have demons in the room. If you believe God is in the room, he is going be in the room. If your friend were going to mess with you, he would not use a oujia board to do it. He would most likely grab your photo off face book or whatever links you got laying around, and use that instead. That is if you believe in such nonsense.

I unironically like Blank Banshee.

As a person with a fondness for old stuff no matter how minute it is, I still feel really guilty for snapping an old Memorax CD-R in half just because I was completely pissed off at my laptop not working.

I have a problem of staying up to late and never getting any sleep. Every morning I wake up dead tired. Promise my self I will go to bed early that night so I can get some rest. Don't do it. Get 5-6 hours of sleep. Rinse and repeat. I don't have insomnia. I just never go to bed when I should.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50135674]I have a problem of staying up to late and never getting any sleep. Every morning I wake up dead tired. Promise my self I will go to bed early that night so I can get some rest. Don't do it. Get 5-6 hours of sleep. Rinse and repeat. I don't have insomnia. I just never go to bed when I should.[/QUOTE] I went to sleep at 6 PM once and woke up the next morning feeling more exhausted than I do after staying up all night Shitty sleep schedules suck and I don't really know if I can change it now

Sometimes when I'm filming stuff with people and we're setting up a shot I close the iris of the lens almost entirely and then say "what about this for a night time shot?" It's never funny.

my arrogance about how well i hope/predict to do in school is literally the only thing keeping me studying rn

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50135738]I went to sleep at 6 PM once and woke up the next morning feeling more exhausted than I do after staying up all night Shitty sleep schedules suck and I don't really know if I can change it now[/QUOTE] way I do it is not sleep at all for a day (surprisingly manageable with the application of a shitload of coffee) and then crash at the hour I wanna start going to sleep at probably not healthy but I've done it multiple times and it's always worked

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50135674]I have a problem of staying up to late and never getting any sleep. Every morning I wake up dead tired. Promise my self I will go to bed early that night so I can get some rest. Don't do it. Get 5-6 hours of sleep. Rinse and repeat. I don't have insomnia. I just never go to bed when I should.[/QUOTE] Me too. I have someone coming over in a couple of days around 9 to 10:30 in the mourning and I've constantly been waking up about 10:30 to 12. I've tried going to bed early but my brain won't shut off. It's frustrating.

I can fap to anything

One time I stayed up for 25 hours, had an hour nap and felt the most awake I've ever felt in my life. How the fuck does that work?

[QUOTE=helifreak;50136552]One time I stayed up for 25 hours, had an hour nap and felt the most awake I've ever felt in my life. How the fuck does that work?[/QUOTE] I know how it is. I once stayed up for 22 hours, got two hours of sleep, then stayed up another 22 hours after that. Never felt tired.

I tend to feel more tired if I go to bed earlier.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50136413]I can fap to anything[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2340169502/poop_normal.jpg[/IMG] Ready? Set? Go!

I just spent an hour translating the Navy Seal copypasta into Norwegian[url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/46555596/norwegian%20navy%20seal%20copypasta.txt].[/url]

post it

[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50132334]Of course you arent depressed, you take antidepressant so you have an excuse to not drink "Hey guys I cant drink tonight" "Why the fuck you cunt" "Medication" "Oh sorry my condolences" Antibiotics work too but those fuck your bowels up, and if you drink alcohol your fucking stomach bleeds. Whereas antidepressants + alcohol only give you a stupid high, and make the hangover next day suicidally worse[/QUOTE] This just sounds like a horrible idea, I don't even know why you'd do this or how you'd get this medication without being depressed...

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;50138777]post it[/QUOTE] He already did.

To be honest, I used to be afraid of my future for learning at college and getting a degree, but I see now that my choice of college wasn't a wise one. Probably going to transfer to a community near my town for easier credits that are easier on my wallet. You'd be surprised how god awful this college is when it comes to technology, even though most of the degrees here are technology focused. The teachers don't really teach if at all, some of them don't even bother to check course work handed in and just slap 100s on them, and classes empty out within the first half an hour or less just to get that "stamp" on attendance (and that's even if the teachers care enough about attendance to check who's actually there). A lot of them have to enforce a "If you miss 3 days of class I drop your letter grade" rule just so they can make people stay, and I find that absolutely hilarious if not saddening. A whole lot of the students at my college are struggling with their programming work, so I offered my hand to teach them. The tutors are complete garbo and pretty much operate mornings only, with little empty space for private sessions of the sort. This is actually a relatively small college, so it's odd for everyone to basically participate in a 'second class' of sorts just to pass the class they're supposed to be taught in. Personally, I believe that these people don't even read their books cuz' most of the answers to their questions come exactly from chapters within, and they sure as hell like to go to Stackoverflow for their answers (which isn't bad, but answers tend to be given there without much explanation as to why and are generally more complicated solutions to an easy problem, and that can cause problems if a teacher decides that student was being academically dishonest). MSDN offers a lot more when it comes to actually explaining programming, especially on a C# level. Since I'm not high enough grade-wise and it's too late in the semester, I can't apply to be a tutor, but I sure as can damn well be the best tutor here without even having permission to do so. I was looking at some guy's lab for a class, and the teacher who teaches it coincidentally also teaches my second level class. This teacher is renowned for breaking things in his own code, and implementing functions/methods that already do some of the work without explaining it. It contained a set of easy, first-level problems on it; one of which was "Make the user take in 3 numbers, and tell them which one is biggest. If they are equal, tell the user they are equal." 'course, my solution to the whole thing would to just throw in a bunch of else-if shit in there. Came to my mind pretty fast, but the guy I was teaching said he had no clue what they really were or how they worked. Considering a teacher is supposed to supplement the book (in my opinion), this took me by no surprise. It's also pretty late into the semester, so I was quite frankly astounded by this class JUST learning if statements. So yeah, that's my story. Kinda thought I was overworking myself and stressing the fuck out over things, but I realized it was dumb to do that. I just want to push full steam ahead trying as hard as possible, but it's pretty much destroyed my social life here as a result.

[QUOTE=DJswitch;50139199]To be honest, I used to be afraid of my future for learning at college and getting a degree, but I see now that my choice of college wasn't a wise one. Probably going to transfer to a community near my town for easier credits that are easier on my wallet. You'd be surprised how god awful this college is when it comes to technology, even though most of the degrees here are technology focused. The teachers don't really teach if at all, some of them don't even bother to check course work handed in and just slap 100s on them, and classes empty out within the first half an hour or less just to get that "stamp" on attendance (and that's even if the teachers care enough about attendance to check who's actually there). A lot of them have to enforce a "If you miss 3 days of class I drop your letter grade" rule just so they can make people stay, and I find that absolutely hilarious if not saddening. A whole lot of the students at my college are struggling with their programming work, so I offered my hand to teach them. The tutors are complete garbo and pretty much operate mornings only, with little empty space for private sessions of the sort. This is actually a relatively small college, so it's odd for everyone to basically participate in a 'second class' of sorts just to pass the class they're supposed to be taught in. Personally, I believe that these people don't even read their books cuz' most of the answers to their questions come exactly from chapters within, and they sure as hell like to go to Stackoverflow for their answers (which isn't bad, but answers tend to be given there without much explanation as to why and are generally more complicated solutions to an easy problem, and that can cause problems if a teacher decides that student was being academically dishonest). MSDN offers a lot more when it comes to actually explaining programming, especially on a C# level. Since I'm not high enough grade-wise and it's too late in the semester, I can't apply to be a tutor, but I sure as can damn well be the best tutor here without even having permission to do so. I was looking at some guy's lab for a class, and the teacher who teaches it coincidentally also teaches my second level class. This teacher is renowned for breaking things in his own code, and implementing functions/methods that already do some of the work without explaining it. It contained a set of easy, first-level problems on it; one of which was "Make the user take in 3 numbers, and tell them which one is biggest. If they are equal, tell the user they are equal." 'course, my solution to the whole thing would to just throw in a bunch of else-if shit in there. Came to my mind pretty fast, but the guy I was teaching said he had no clue what they really were or how they worked. Considering a teacher is supposed to supplement the book (in my opinion), this took me by no surprise. It's also pretty late into the semester, so I was quite frankly astounded by this class JUST learning if statements. So yeah, that's my story. Kinda thought I was overworking myself and stressing the fuck out over things, but I realized it was dumb to do that. I just want to push full steam ahead trying as hard as possible, but it's pretty much destroyed my social life here as a result.[/QUOTE] Oh I've been pretty angry at the school administration before, but nothing on this level of incompetency.

[QUOTE=Tinter;50139260]Oh I've been pretty angry at the school administration before, but nothing on this level of incompetency.[/QUOTE] If you give me an hour or so I can scrap together a hell of a lot more than just this, but that's if this is entertaining to you guys as a whole :smug:

Easier != better

Every now and then I search the recent (last two weeks or so) posts of certain people, see if they've been posting anything interesting. Last night in bed it just occured to me that someone might stalk through my posts as well, which felt pretty weird to realize.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50141322]Every now and then I search the recent (last two weeks or so) posts of certain people, see if they've been posting anything interesting. Last night in bed it just occured to me that someone might stalk through my posts as well, which felt pretty weird to realize.[/QUOTE] well now we certainly all have.

[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;50136585]I know how it is. I once stayed up for 22 hours, got two hours of sleep, then stayed up another 22 hours after that. Never felt tired.[/QUOTE] a few years ago i stayed awake for around 110 hours. i kept myself awake by playing through the entire quake and half-life series and by eating huge amounts of potato bread. went to bed, slept for about 10 hours, and then i was the most awake i've ever been. conclusion: staying awake longer makes you less tired somehow???!?

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;50141235]i used to be really nice to people on the internet but honestly its just way easier to be a dick[/QUOTE] For me it used to be the other way around

I bought [URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/104171519/cringe/2016-04-16 15.18.14.jpg"]this[/URL] [URL="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/104171519/cringe/2016-04-16 15.18.40.jpg"]thing [/URL]a few weeks ago. Kill me

[noparse][t][/t][/noparse] That. Or I guess linking works too.