Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot
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I still brush my teeth and rinse with water. Apparently nobody does this (at least, not on TV), they just put the paste on the brush and go for it and don't use water.
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50142549]body pillows are disgusting
an orange with a hole in it has even more character too[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50116632]im a necrophiliac[/QUOTE]no, dead bodies have more character to you prolly
[QUOTE=RobyYe;50145563]no, dead bodies have more character to you prolly[/QUOTE]
Damn son.
[QUOTE=redBadger;50145214]I still brush my teeth and rinse with water. Apparently nobody does this (at least, not on TV), they just put the paste on the brush and go for it and don't use water.[/QUOTE]
Water on brush, paste on brush, rinse with water, then mouthwash if I'm going out.
i have a drawer full of assorted sex toys that i never use
i just keep having the urge to get them
I have an irrational hatred of the shorthand "tho". I'm just reading something and then all of a sudden I see "tho". I come to an immediate stop mid thought and I cringe. Its like nails on a chalk board.
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50144817][t]https://facepunch.com/image.php?u=301541&dateline=1453166928[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/VRniQrD.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Wait, how did I not see this post.
[B]RUDE.[/B]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50146159]to be honest tho
english can be broken up into so many ways it makes you look lazy as fuck
Just like I do with not typing with proper grammar and not shortening down words.
Honestly I used to type a lot better then this and now I don't know what the fuck happened.[/QUOTE]
facepunch happened
that's why my usage of the english language collapsed online
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50146604]facepunch happened
that's why my usage of the english language collapsed online[/QUOTE]
My "sticklers" are limited to capitalization, spelling and punctuation. I need them to read at any reasonable speed and comprehension. For example, I read "facepunch happened" as a title. When it comes to grammar though, anything goes because I don't use good sentence structure in the first place.
God help you if you ever have me read anything out loud though. I botch pronunciation constantly. :v:
I always use full grammar and capitals and shit even on Steam chat but don't bother putting full stops for some reason. Not doing it right just feels dirty.
I have issues with marking peoples things. I could never be a teacher because I was just sitting here for a good 5 minutes considering whether to give a 8 or 9/10 on a mark worth 12.5% of the 50% of the 20% of the 15% of the class mark it was worth. It was a difference of 0.018% of their mark for the class and I wasted that much time thinking about it.
Currently psyching myself up to give them a 6 in a bit.
Peer reviews are awful because either it's in a first year programming class and everyone else is terrible and I have to give them 0s because nothing works or there are only small issues and I waste time thinking over infinitesimally small mark differences.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;50135725]I have found the best way to combat irrational anxieties is to be irrationally confident[/QUOTE]
I've taken this to the extreme end of the spectrum. Act irrationally confident to the point where you end up likely to hurt yourself, then when inquired about it respond with a genuine smile, "I don't feel anything unless my life is in danger."
Y'know. For giggles.
At the university where I go everyone always helps each other in "co-evaluation" and several other kinds of corrupt stuff.
There's plenty of teachers who help you pass if you pay them or do side-work for them. The college where I go has a rating list for teachers, almost everyone already has identified the easiest teachers and the terrible ones.
In the first semester your schedule is random, so you roll different teachers. When you get to 2nd semester you unlock the ability to customize your schedule and pick teachers, however you're restricted depending on the amount score you attained in your previous semester. The better you do, the earlier you can build your schedule and the more likely you'll get the teacher you want, doing poorly forces you to do your schedule later and a lot of teachers get locked.
With my previous chemistry teacher, if you pledged to him and went to his lab which was somewhere in the airport and did whatever he told you to do, you would end up getting "extra points" in his next test (basically he would ace you or nearly-ace you no matter what you got) for helping him. My engineering drawing teacher would pass you if you bought stuff from him (he runs a restaurant a few miles away from the campus), it was actually the only way since he rarely came to class. As you keep going there are more teachers like that and the problem is that you never know if you'll ever need the favor or not, so people end up doing it anyways, if the teacher has an assistant they might ask you for cash, so you gotta watch out from those.
It's like if everyone was corrupt here.
I've become far more social in person now than I ever was in the past, but I think my socialness online has suffered
I speak to maybe 1/5 of the people I did last year and make only a handful of posts a week here compared to at least a couple a day a year ago
I'm not sure if I am enjoying Dark Souls 3. I feel like I had more fun during my playthrough of Bloodborne, but I can't really put my finger on what I dislike about it.
However, there is one complaint - (contains item and some gameplay spoilers, but no story or character spoilers) [sp] I feel like Faith characters got screwed over again. Lightning spears are pretty weak even to enemies that are supposedly weak to lightning, and the only other offensive miracle I've gotten is Emit Force, which doesn't do any better. I know that faith characters get a lot of healing spells, but I need to actually be able to do damage. I haven't even found any weapon-buffing spells yet either. I have also found absolutely no faith or lightning weapons at all. It really feels like they pulled another Dark Souls 2 and fucked over faith builds by not making any new or interesting spells for them, while filthy fucking hexers and magic users, as always, get a shitload of spells and a shitload of cool items. I really hate that because I don't enjoy that kind of playthrough at all, so faith builds and regular strength/dex builds are all I can do. None of the weapons have really clicked with me, and after looking it up pretty much all of the items that I can get as a faith character that will actually help me dish out some damage are ones that I won't get until way later in the game. Hopefully it'll get better, but it's really pissing me off so far and hurting my ability to enjoy the game.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;50147680]I'm not sure if I am enjoying Dark Souls 3. I feel like I had more fun during my playthrough of Bloodborne, but I can't really put my finger on what I dislike about it.
However, there is one complaint - (contains item and some gameplay spoilers, but no story or character spoilers) [sp] I feel like Faith characters got screwed over again. Lightning spears are pretty weak even to enemies that are supposedly weak to lightning, and the only other offensive miracle I've gotten is Emit Force, which doesn't do any better. I know that faith characters get a lot of healing spells, but I need to actually be able to do damage. I haven't even found any weapon-buffing spells yet either. I have also found absolutely no faith or lightning weapons at all. It really feels like they pulled another Dark Souls 2 and fucked over faith builds by not making any new or interesting spells for them, while filthy fucking hexers and magic users, as always, get a shitload of spells and a shitload of cool items. I really hate that because I don't enjoy that kind of playthrough at all, so faith builds and regular strength/dex builds are all I can do. None of the weapons have really clicked with me, and after looking it up pretty much all of the items that I can get as a faith character that will actually help me dish out some damage are ones that I won't get until way later in the game. Hopefully it'll get better, but it's really pissing me off so far and hurting my ability to enjoy the game.[/sp][/QUOTE]
[sp]Faith even later is garbage according to my friends. I never use any type of magic in Dark Souls, but the balance of 3 is fucked. Straight swords dominate while pretty much everything else is garbage.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;50147680]I'm not sure if I am enjoying Dark Souls 3. I feel like I had more fun during my playthrough of Bloodborne, but I can't really put my finger on what I dislike about it.
However, there is one complaint - (contains item and some gameplay spoilers, but no story or character spoilers) [sp] I feel like Faith characters got screwed over again. Lightning spears are pretty weak even to enemies that are supposedly weak to lightning, and the only other offensive miracle I've gotten is Emit Force, which doesn't do any better. I know that faith characters get a lot of healing spells, but I need to actually be able to do damage. I haven't even found any weapon-buffing spells yet either. I have also found absolutely no faith or lightning weapons at all. It really feels like they pulled another Dark Souls 2 and fucked over faith builds by not making any new or interesting spells for them, while filthy fucking hexers and magic users, as always, get a shitload of spells and a shitload of cool items. I really hate that because I don't enjoy that kind of playthrough at all, so faith builds and regular strength/dex builds are all I can do. None of the weapons have really clicked with me, and after looking it up pretty much all of the items that I can get as a faith character that will actually help me dish out some damage are ones that I won't get until way later in the game. Hopefully it'll get better, but it's really pissing me off so far and hurting my ability to enjoy the game.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Build spoilers:
[sp]STR(for the entirety of the game) and Pyro(level 80+ or so) reign supreme ...Again.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50147815]I'm curious, at what point, what unimaginable experience made you think huh dead bodies p good?[/QUOTE]
I'm more curious where they found dead bodies are better "when they're still a bit warm".
I sometimes play old simulation games that I used to play when I was... 6 or 7 years old?
Also, I liked the videogame Enter the Matrix.
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50147748]compared to body pillows, yeah of course
esp when they're still a bit warm
im sorry, but i just aint buying into them 2d big eyed asian fetishes[/QUOTE]
I don't think you can talk smack about hentai fetish or body pillows in the same breath as you defending necrophilia. :v:
I wrote a note on the front of my midterm that the girl in front of me was cheating using her phone (the test was drop-dead easy so if you couldn't do it, you deserve to get fucked anyway) right before I handed it in, the professor nodded and whispered "don't worry about it" then sat back down and kept browsing Facebook.
I talked to the dean about it and he said since there was no seating chart "and you probably couldn't identify her by the back of her head", there's nothing he can do about it after the fact. I told him I actually did know who it was, then he just said that it would be my word against hers.
I think I'm just going to start cheating.
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;50147748]compared to body pillows, yeah of course
esp when they're still a bit warm
im sorry, but i just aint buying into them 2d big eyed asian fetishes[/QUOTE]
:wow:
I need an adult.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;50148127]I'm more curious where they found dead bodies are better "when they're still a bit warm".[/QUOTE]
Sorry but nobody likes dead bodies sexually here.
In fact, none of you people do or like the things that I don't do or like.
What I'm saying is that, I like to think that you guys are none of the things that you sometimes confess to. (I know, this makes little sense.)
What are you even saying?
[QUOTE=Killer monkey;50149410]What are you even saying?[/QUOTE]
We're all stiff for stiffs deep down
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;50149337]
What I'm saying is that, I like to think that you guys are none of the things that you sometimes confess to. (I know, this makes little sense.)[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.
What I'm saying is that, to me, you are neither a necrophiliac nor a furry.
[editline]17th April 2016[/editline]
And I shall wipe away your Heart rating (by Rudy) by doing an auto-merge post.
Funny how that glitch works btw, now you have to rate me again (Rudy), if you wanted this post to have a heart rating.
[editline]17th April 2016[/editline]
Oh and, I can keep wiping the Heart rating away, until some other user posts.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;50149464]
Oh and, I can keep wiping the Heart rating away, until some other user posts.[/QUOTE]
That's rude.
It also sucks.
I have lost like so many stars and/or agree ratings by auto-merging, like oh my god.
[QUOTE=redBadger;50145214]I still brush my teeth and rinse with water. Apparently nobody does this (at least, not on TV), they just put the paste on the brush and go for it and don't use water.[/QUOTE]
People don't do that? I thought it was the norm since my family does it.
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