• How do I speed up my hair growth?
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rogaine!
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19119817]Rub a salmon on your face every night before you go to bed. Trust me, it works.[/QUOTE] I thought that was the cure for acne?
Get an Elephant to sneeze on your head... and then wash your hair with it, pick out the lumps, sleep, wake up, and to your surprise! you have hair!
get a wig
Scratch your head, it works in tiny amounts.
[QUOTE=Giner;18561364]Some peoples hair grows faster than others, you'll just have to wait it out.[/QUOTE] Where is the NO SHIT rating?
Rub bengay on... Sorry.
I heard that since hair is comprised mainly of dead cells, you can drink your piss. [editline].[/editline] They lied and I got to taste piss. :smug:
Live in a warmer country. The higher the temperature, the more the hair growth... So I have heard...
Rub shit on it every morning.
Eat a lot of meat. Seriously, hair is composed of proteins. Eat a lot of meat which = proteins. You eat proteins, your hyair grows. I eat a fuckton of meat every day and i grow my hair 2cm per month
Glue your ass hair to your head :colbert:
Unfortunately: Wait =(
Well I heard about shampoos that could fasten your hair growth. I have seen too that my hair doesn't grow that fast, and I would like if it grew faster.
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