• If you ruled the world, what would be the first thing you do?
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[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20914381]All non-medicinal drugs.[/QUOTE] Not cool.
Make intolerance illegal. Then ban everything I don't like and anyone who is intolerant of my hypocrisy would be criminals.
Kill Batman.
Make it a rule that all cars have no doors.
-Make people equally free and not have shitty laws -Allow all religions and maybe legalize weed to an extent -Make it so the members of the Congress of the World cannot be in a political party, but must all be independent and work together [editline]03:23PM[/editline] Getting rid of religion would be improbable and extremely stupid. Why take away freedom of someone's beliefs.
[QUOTE=Everen;20914045]Do a better job[/QUOTE]
Kill myself.
declare a world wide orgy!
[QUOTE=Pnukup;20914400]I would PEE [editline]01:12PM[/editline] On the hole world[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.comics.chickennation.com/comics/hilarity-comics/015_personality_quiz.png[/img]
Install rocket thrusters on the earth so I can drive it closer to the sun. That way, there's more light and everybody can see me better when they bow down to me
nuke the world
Remove currency and capitalism, instead have everything (Food, housing, jobs) government supplied. Slowly make religion and ignorance illegal. Enact Eugenics to weed out the less intelligent. Make scientific advancement the new paradigm through propaganda and strict new laws. Think about it, in a world where everybody blindly follows the government, and the government has free reign over all the earths population and resources, we could really get shit done. Unlock the mysteries of the universe, transcend human limitations and all that. Of course, your leader would have to be absolutely incorruptible. You'd have to put a machine in power, since machines don't suffer from greed.
Force World Peace.
Burn books, run communism, and recreate other HG WELLS and GEORGE ORWELL ideas.
Better yet, lets eliminate the human factor altogether, replace everybody with superior machines.
Spend all the money in the world to build a planet destroying laser, then proceed to conquer worlds and become supreme overlord of the galaxy.
Get rid of Religion Ban PS3 R 18+ ratings for all :D Friday night will be Porn Night
declare that furries are illegal therefore all of you go to jail
Kill all atheists since you assholes are trying to stop the second crusades which will be VERY entertaining to watch from my space penthouse. ...Ok a few of you can come with me but dammit don't ruin the fun.
order all the hot women to have sex with me
New Brave World
I would publish ALL secret material online for the world to see. Who killed JFK, are aliens real, what Scarlet Johansson looks like naked- all data will be set free!
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20913997]Get rid of any form of religion. Make it punishable by death.[/QUOTE] Hurr lets get back at all those years of repression and intolerance with some of our own! THAT'LL SHOW THEM DARNED RELIGIOUS NUTS WE'RE BETTER!
I'd make sure every day is the first day of spring [sp]1 E-cookie for whoever gets the reference[/sp]
This is why no one from FP will ever be a president/whatever your countries highest authority is.
Have everyone have a slow and painfull death...then I will walk the earth as the last man on earth. There is only 1 woman who will survive, and I rape her repetadly until the earth is re-populated in my image. Then we build a civilization in 1 major area where all forms of currency are removed, so everything is given. We all do our job and everyone is happy...except the billions of people who died slowly in an everlasting fire...they aren't too happy...
[QUOTE=StormHammer;20930668]Hurr lets get back at all those years of repression and intolerance with some of our own! THAT'LL SHOW THEM DARNED RELIGIOUS NUTS WE'RE BETTER![/QUOTE] It's not about showing them we're better. It's about doing what has to be done.
Create Outer Heaven.
Forbid Nazism, commnism and extreme religions e.g Islam.
- Unite mankind - Enhance the efforts to find a energy solution - Double the efforts to move out in space. - Pour money into research - Force one currency to use (probably terra-credits or summeth) - Legalize weed - Remove all non-medicine drugs - Distribute food equally throughout the world.
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