[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31549016]You would have to sleep at least 8 hours a day from all the effort and you'd also have to eat and drink. So (8 hours of sleep + 1 hour of meals) x 2 days is 8 hours, 48 -18 = 30 hours. And this is assuming you'll be fucking all the time you aren't sleeping or eating, which you won't. Let's say you'll be fucking 75% of the time. So, 22 hours and a half.
Assuming there's no inflation or shit, 20 dollars a day means 7300 dollars a year, and, assuming the average age of facepunch is 16 and that the average life expectancy is 86, you'd win 511 thousand dollars by the time you die.
I'd much rather have 511 G's than 22.5 hours of sex.[/QUOTE]
There is nothing that says you can't split the 48 hours up in multiple sessions.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;31549455]Warcraft III never gets old!
[img]http://classic.battle.net/war3/images/human/units/portraits/knight.gif[/img]
"In light bringers name!"[/QUOTE]
"Join the army they said."
"See the world they said!"
"I'd rather be sailing!"
[QUOTE=Zarjk;31549515]"Join the army they said."
"See the world they said!"
"I'd rather be sailing!"[/QUOTE]
It's always fun to hear the custom sound bits of every character in maps even if I don't know what are they associated with :v:
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;31549550]It's always fun to hear the custom sound bits of every character in maps even if I don't know what are they associated with :v:[/QUOTE]
Warcraft 2 Footman!
[QUOTE=Stren;31547916]I demand to see my lawyer.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.geeks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/LA-Noire-Interrogation.jpg[/img]
A lawyer isn't going to help you now Mr Kalou, you shot a man dead in cold blood and you are going to have to pay for that.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;31549500]Seriously?..
Well fuck, I did not know that.
It's probably like saying the "An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" quote is from MW2.
Sorry for my incompetence[/QUOTE]
A lot of the quotes from Warcraft III are:
"Well I didn't vote for you"
"My favorite color is blue. No - yellow!"
"We found a witch! May we burn her?"
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
"I never say 'Ni'"
"Touch me not! I am chaste."
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;31549455]Warcraft III never gets old!
[img]http://classic.battle.net/war3/images/human/units/portraits/knight.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]
"My favorite colour is blue. No, wait, YELLOOOOOOooooooo-"
Best line for the Knight.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;31549388]"Your the king? Well, I didn't vote for you!"
[img]http://classic.battle.net/war3/images/human/units/portraits/peasant.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;31549648][img]http://www.geeks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/LA-Noire-Interrogation.jpg[/img]
A lawyer isn't going to help you now Mr Kalou, you shot a man dead in cold blood and you are going to have to pay for that.[/QUOTE]I would play along with this but I never played that.
I can remember a couple threads ago someone here photo-shopped a certain pic and came up with this:
[img]http://cdn.uber.lt/ng/humour.binaries/1309172514_gowwliten.jpg[/img]
Credit does NOT go to me.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;31549771][img]http://i.imgur.com/Eln8d.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
When I play it goes
*everyone moves up*
BAM Play'd them with a homerun in right field.
[QUOTE=Wux;31549007][img]http://bigpichost.com/files/vuketcpg_qa3s1j83.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
i could watch this all day
[QUOTE=areolop;31548042][img]http://i.imgur.com/wcjqO.jpg[/img]
Now post damnit.[/QUOTE]
What use is knowledge if it is not shared?
[QUOTE=Zovox;31550104][img]http://i41.servimg.com/u/f41/16/71/67/58/meme10.png[/img][/QUOTE]Why is this getting agrees? How the hell did you think we made up a flag as dumb as that?
[url]http://www.desura.com/groups/warhammer-40k-fans-group/images/ponies#gallerylist[/url]
Why would you do this to WH40k, MLP?
[b]Why[/b].
[QUOTE=Stren;31550201]Why is this getting agrees? How the hell did you think we made up a flag as dumb as that?[/QUOTE]I like that flag, it looks cool. :colbert:
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/364953134.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1312567415&Signature=oE0M3E70ij9iTELoagiPblh0e%2Fw%3D[/img]
Garry is now buying pussy.
[QUOTE=areolop;31550356][img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/364953134.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1312567415&Signature=oE0M3E70ij9iTELoagiPblh0e%2Fw%3D[/img]
Garry is now buying pussy.[/QUOTE]
They sell it at my Shopping Centre, Its quite nice apparently
[QUOTE=Zenpod;31550384]They sell it at my Shopping Centre, Its quite nice apparently[/QUOTE]
It has a nice sweet taste to start but an awful aftertaste.
maybe that's where it gets its name..
[QUOTE=areolop;31550356][img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/364953134.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1312567415&Signature=oE0M3E70ij9iTELoagiPblh0e%2Fw%3D[/img][/QUOTE]
Nothing gets you going like a juicy Pussy.
[QUOTE=Paramud;31544149][img]http://i55.tinypic.com/acu7hu.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I love Cube.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;31550229][url]http://www.desura.com/groups/warhammer-40k-fans-group/images/ponies#gallerylist[/url]
Why would you do this to WH40k, MLP?
[b]Why[/b].[/QUOTE]
I cried.
This is heresy on a new level.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;31549195]If anyone includes fictional characters that would remain post-intercourse, then my dignity is a small price to pay to bring Batman into the world.[/QUOTE]
If anyone includes people/creatures that don't exist, and they stayed afterwards, then yeah, you'd be a fool to take $20 a day.
