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That could have easily made any of my birthdays for the past 3 years.
I thought it was pretty good.
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[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Favorite soft drink?
You: Jizz Soda
You: Now,
You: I have a problem stranger
Stranger: yes
You: Could you help?
Stranger: yes ...
You: Well
You: It all started a few months back
You: When I looked down my pants
Stranger: what happen
You: I saw
You: Mushrooms
You: Growing on my dick
Stranger: normal..
You: My first thought was
You: "I could sell these for profit!"
Stranger: sounds good
You: My business quickly took off! People where buying "Stranger 1"s DickShrooms left and right
Stranger: thats awesome
You: I began making millions!
You: But then
You: When I was collecting my shrooms
You: They stopped growing
Stranger: awwwwww .. thats so sad
You: Yes
You: Do you know of any what to save my dickshrooms?
You: And remedies to make them grow again?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: there is only 1 solution
You: Please do tell!
Stranger: you should find a huge mushroom
Stranger: really huge mushroom
Stranger: and fuck it
You: ... thats it!?
Stranger: then if it will get pregnat
Stranger: you will have baby mushrooms
Stranger: they will grow
Stranger: and u can sell them
Stranger: i will pray for you
You: Thank you... you have saved my business, and saved me.
Stranger: God bless you ...
You: I will try your suggestions. Goodbye.
Stranger: bye
[/quote]
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
You is me
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[QUOTE=Paramud;31581789][img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2mmzm01.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Whats that from?
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[QUOTE=cathal6606;31581827]Whats that from?[/QUOTE]
The Last Lovecraft.
From the last youtube ep
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4608952/clarkson.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=Teh Kitteh;31581766][editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
You is me[/QUOTE]Then me is you? :psyduck:
Okay guys, I found this on Jalopnik and thought it was a good read.
[I]I am a aware that this is not actually a picture[/I]
[quote]Every time I read about or see Bill Caswell doing something incredibly fun and immature, I'm reminded of a dream I recently had.
In the dream, I'm at my High School reunion.
At this point, it's more of a nightmare than a dream, except for the fact that I pulled into the parking lot driving a 2011 Subaru WRX STi in full rally spec with custom liveries. People noticed. Background music played. There may have been fog.
At one point during the reunion, I'm speaking to a snooty girl I had A.P. classes with.
She was the Valedictorian, captain of the tennis team, a cheerleader, and won the High School Heisman trophy for softball. Oh, and she was blonde. She also hated me.
I tended to consistently score higher than her on the tests and exams, but I was otherwise too busy either reading or drawing to bother doing daily work or homework.
So she always say me as a slacker who made her look bad. It was also possibly because I didn't worship the ground she walked on.
Anyways, she sees me at the reunion and walks up to me, very high and mighty, and looks at me as though she suspects someone stepped in a doggy landmine and didn't wipe their shoe off.
We exchange awkward, forced salutations and pleasantries and at one point she asks me what I do for a living.
"I uh...I drive cars for a living." I reply, trying to avoid sounding absurd.
"Oh? Like a chauffeur?" She asks, obviously amused and feeling very superior at this point.
"Uh...no. I drive competitively. I'm drive race cars."
She looks like she just tasted ass. It's as though her brain understeered into a Louisiana swamp and can't get unstuck.
Her expression eventually segues into a desperately pious look of disbelieving condescension.
She forces out a sick, strained laughter as though she's trying to claw her way out of mental quicksand.
Apparently she succeeds, because the laughter becomes more genuine and patronizing, as though my answer honestly amused her instead of confounding her.
"You-you-you're a race car driver!? Are you serious? What are you, like, twelve?" she giggles as though I'd just told her the best upside-down bar stool joke in the world.
I just close my eyes and breathe for a couple of seconds before finally looking her in the eyes and telling her in as serious and even tone as I can muster. "Yes. I am. What is it that you do for a living?"
This seems to curb her amusement a bit as she visibly puffs up haughtily and composes herself like a perverse version of Voltron comprised of multiple forms of Uber-Bitch.
She somehow looks down at me even though I'm about a foot taller than her.
I can see her nose hairs. They wiggle as she speaks, most of the syllables coming out of her nasal passage instead of her mouth.
"I am the regional district manager of a nationally franchised banking administration, thankyouverymuch."
I'm pretty sure mosquitos get more sympathetic looks before they become disjointed piles of wings and proboscis.
It's almost as though talking about herself gives her elitism strength. I feel like I've possibly discovered the Secret of the Super-Bitch's powers.
At this point I start laughing. I laugh really loud. I make sure everyone within thirty feet can hear me before I respond.
"You-you-you're in banking!? Are you serious? What are you, like, boring?"
There's that ass face again. She actually licks her lips this time. Apparently it didn't help, because the expression remains.
I can tell she honestly has no idea what's happening. She doesn't know how to respond. Vulvatron just lost a leg.
Her jaw begins to ocillate up and down rapibly as her eyes begin to get a wet sheen across them. She replies with a squeak.
"Wha-wha-....why am I...boring?" I think she's actually crying. Apparently it was her own ass she tasted. I smile politely.
"Because racecar."[/quote]
[QUOTE=Paramud;31581789][img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2mmzm01.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Had the misfortune of watching that on Netflix.
It's on the low end of average, for the type of movie it is.
Still managed to watch it all the way through though.
[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;31581886]Had the misfortune of watching that on Netflix.
It's on the low end of average, for the type of movie it is.
Still managed to watch it all the way through though.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was pretty good for what it had. The effects and story were a bit cheesy at times, but they were never bad, to be honest.
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cya doods
It has to be done <3
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dat cat:
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[QUOTE=lexus04;31581849]From the last youtube ep
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4608952/clarkson.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31582145]Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page[/QUOTE] Most people don't read the bottom of the page.
I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.
[B]EDIT: How can you guys possibly think I meant this seriously?[/B]
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31582145]Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page[/QUOTE]
For the same reason people cry over dumb ratings
They care too much about a small picture in their post
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31582145]Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page[/QUOTE]
Because they want more ratings?
I dunno.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;31582145]Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page[/QUOTE]
Quoting so I fit in
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;31582215]I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.[/QUOTE]
Why in the fuck
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;31582215]Most people don't read the bottom of the page.
I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm pretty sure nobody does that
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;31582215]Most people don't read the bottom of the page.
I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;31582215]Most people don't read the bottom of the page.
I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.[/QUOTE]
If you don't like reading why have you signed up for a forum?
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;31582215]Most people don't read the bottom of the page.
I get to about 3 quarters of the page and then scroll up to select the next page.[/QUOTE]
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More content from the 'Why is the commissar disappointed?' thread.
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Credit to Slithersoul:
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Credit to Raygen:
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[QUOTE=Greenen72;31582145]Seriously, why the fuck do people repost because they got the bottom of the page[/QUOTE]
big deal
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