My penis is facing the wrong way. - General

Mine's like that. I don´t mind it, something that I can't change.

yeah you must fap to much or when you fap you acidently bend your penis

[QUOTE=Namo;24295446]You're masturbating a little too much. Try gripping a stick of clay with your right hand as if you were gripping your dick. See how it bends slightly to the left? Well imagine that clay was very stubborn, and took months, perhaps years to be molded. That's basically your cock. If you fap with your right hand too much then your dick will curve to the left. There may be hope, however. If you fap for the next year with your left hand, it may straighten out a little bit. I'm not completely sure of that, though. I hope I have informed you.[/QUOTE] What? No this isn't how muscles work at all.

[QUOTE=Gregah;24339946]What? No this isn't how muscles work at all.[/QUOTE] Well then, I'm almost completely sure it's linked to masturbating. Prove me wrong. My penis pointed straight as an arrow before I started masturbating, and now it veers noticeably to the left. I'm not trying to challenge you to an argument, I'm just curious about this.

lol mines like perfectly straight, I go left handed.

[QUOTE=Namo;24353589]Well then, I'm almost completely sure it's linked to masturbating. Prove me wrong. My penis pointed straight as an arrow before I started masturbating, and now it veers noticeably to the left. I'm not trying to challenge you to an argument, I'm just curious about this.[/QUOTE] I have to prove your point wrong? Not you pointing it correct? I'm not making the statements here boy, I'm not the one on whom the burden of evidence is. I'm almost 100% sure your problem is linked to the fact that your body started to grow a lot more when you hit puberty, and this is most likely the reason for your problem (and the problem for the OP) [QUOTE=Elexar;24299939]It's because your swell organs grow at their own rate. Your left one is slightly shorter than your right one, causing your schlong to automatically curve. It may straighten out later in life, it may continue to grow left. If it's really extreme you might want to go to a doctor if he can straighten it up, but that means cutting down your right swell organ (thus your penis shrinks a wee bit).[/QUOTE] You're basing your claims on what you've experienced and that's wrong, base it on scientific facts next time.

you guys are dumbasses when you wear pants, your dick doesent just go straight down (unless its like >4 inches) it goes off to the side a bit. In the mornings, simply put your dick on the OTHER side that its not facing, and over time it will straighten [editline]06:57PM[/editline] cock doctor to the rescue

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;24353968]you guys are dumbasses when you wear pants, your dick doesent just go straight down (unless its like >4 inches) it goes off to the side a bit. In the mornings, simply put your dick on the OTHER side that its not facing, and over time it will straighten [editline]06:57PM[/editline] cock doctor to the rescue[/QUOTE] Rety knows his way around dicks.

I better, they don't call me the best cock doctor around for no reason ya know

[QUOTE=BobbleHead;24293199]bend to the down, left or right = strange and uncomfortable for a woman bend slightly upwards = normal[/QUOTE]:smithicide:

Actually, some girls like it lobsided, because it hits their G-spot.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/52401/0.jpg[/img] Is that why I pee up?

Mine's like an s. See I half-assedly drew a picture for you. [IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/35kqwy0.png[/IMG] If you're wondering why the balls seem to be above it is because the point of view is from the bottom up.