The most random thing you have said as you've woken up

[MrAfroShark70]

Rhino feeder, rhino feeder...... Woah, I think I was dreaming about marshmallows.

[WeekendWarrior]

''The clown has no penis''

[commander204]

''Noooo! Aaarrrgghhh..'' And then I realised I woke up, epic dream I wrote it down :D

[booster]

"Stupid fucking cat!"

[IDOTS]

"Pants!? NO I DON'T WANT PANTS!"

[LtBubbles]

"agrlbhaubhglahbughlbhgn''
It's the most frequent thing i say waking up, i usually say nothing.

[Kingo64]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;23823174]''The clown has no penis''[/QUOTE]
Stolen from Step Brothers.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;23823267]Stolen from Step Brothers.[/QUOTE]
Precisely, at least someone got the joke.

[Zally13]

[B]"WHO THE FUCK TURNED UP THE GOD DAMN MOUSE SENSITIVITY AGAIN?!"
[/B]/caps

[E1025]

"No it's ok! I'll give you some of the money" - something like that.

I was dreaming I won the lottery and some people were chasing me down to get a share of it.

[perka123]

My dad was putting up an Iron Maiden poster over my bed while I was asleep. During the process i woke up and looked at the poster and said: Who the hell is that ugly guy (The zombie) and then i fell asleep again :confused:

[medal-12]

[B]DISCO BALL[/B]... wait, what ?

[janky]

"I'll kill you litter demon"
/stepbrothers

No but one time apparently I was sitting straight up and moving my hands around in the air and said, "Hold on I have to defuse the bomb"

fucking Counterstrike

[Vmonkey]

Bomb defused!!

[Makrin]

"Hnh? No, I'm NOT gonna be your friend. You hardly...eh, mmph?"

No idea whatsoever what I was thinking.

[CaMpEr_DoOd]

"[b]SHUT THE FUCK UP![/b]"

I think i was dreaming babies.

[BobbyHill]

"God damnit i got shot."

I was dreaming of being in the army and got shot with a machinegun.

[wtf_Stormz21]

"Holy shit! You're Will Ferrel!"

[Knut]

Blurted out "NO! I WILL NOT WAKE UP! I'M ON THE SCHOOL BUS!" when my gran woke me up when I slept over at her place many years ago.
I didn't even take a school bus at the time.

[SoulChicken]

Apparently: "A Pokemon to defeat all other pokemon"

[Goodthief]

[QUOTE=Sitkero;23818274]"[B]DROP THE FUCKING WALRUS![/B]"

I really [I]really[/I] wish I knew what the fuck I was dreaming.[/QUOTE]

I want what you're on.

[Stinky]

"Somebody stop me!"
I remember watching The Mask the night before. I think that was it.

[gta-man12345]

[B]"Where is the gun"[/B] weird shit right there

[PokeGirl98]

"Get away from me Miley!!! I have cheese and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Weird stuff

[Sickle]

Well when I was little I used to try to comprehend why black people got offended by their skin color so badly, so I dreamed of it one night, and I still remember the dream completely, but when I woke up I was all;

"NIG--!"

And my mother smacked me in the face.

[counterpo0]

[B]"SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG!"
[/B]then i kicked my dog off my bed.

[MrIncognito]

I've woken up screaming "No YOU listen!"

I actually remember the dream too. I was arguing with someone I know and they said something along the lines of "listen to me, blah blah blah" followed by me screaming that just as I woke up.

As far as I know that's the only time I've screamed anything while I was dreaming/waking up.

[thefreeman]

When I was about to fall asleep I said "I will tell my friends that man kind didn't start pooping until 1887."

I was really tired.

[dax364]

mine was "no....dont bring the trolls, i got this" and thin later when i started movin i went up and asked my mom "mom weres the gun? the donkey wont shut up...."
I mean realy :wtc:

[gtaftw]

ow my pants hurt