The most random thing you have said as you've woken up

[mrhippieguy]

"well, fuck."

only thing i've ever said as i woke up. apparently i don't sleep talk.

[Hoob]

"I'm not a question mark."

[Willox]

"I'm going to let the goat out."

I was very scared because I was not dreaming about a goat.

[Wombo194]

Drop the bacon!

[Mryamanami]

woke up screaming today

[Red_Eyes]

Woke up saying "mhn-mbzum"

[The Don]

"Whoa...fuck."

I think it was a day getting up for school or something. Either that or sometimes I sleep talk apparently and I asked my brother, "Where's the barn?"

Whatever that means.