Any fluent German speakers who want to help me with simple German homework?

[BraceWuyne]

[QUOTE=H4ngman;26123202]So? You eat Wurst and drink Lager.

Nothing to fix here. I was trying to write in German accent. Outsiders are 'Die Fremden'.
Man, the translation is horrible, but I can't blame you, we have a horribly difficult language.

Naja, was auch immer. Schreiben wir mal noch n bisschen Deutsch hier, um die Herrn von übersee
zu verwirren, wie sich das gehört. Aber dafür regnets wahrscheinlich pappkartons, weil die pappnasen
denken, ich will sie an selbiger herumführen. Ficken, heil Hitler, Bier, Wurst und Sauerkraut![/QUOTE]

After only two years and trying to do it inconspicuously(as I should have been getting ready for school).