How do you react when you're flirted with or checked out?

[Zanpa]

I realize it months later

[RainbowStalin]

A girl playfully gave me her tiger mask in a club and asked me to dance with her and I was all THANKS FOR THE MASK and danced away

I still have it as a monument to my failure

[Cureless]

I don't know, it's never happened. [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-v.gif[/img]

[conan96]

Throw myself on the ground and engage in fetal position.

If she does likewise, she's a keeper.

[PonceDeLeon]

I usually tip my fedora

[loppan997]

She say: Hi.

I'm quiet.

She say: Is something wrong?

I answear: I'm sorry, I have to leave... I think I just came.

[Shitposter]

Ignore it and walk away. I'm bad at interacting with the opposite sex.

[Don Knotts]

Maximum Aloofness

[Antdawg]

Most of thechicks that have flirted with me were a bit chubby (what the fuck I'm not even that fat), I simply just don't flirt back I try to be as boring as possible to tell them I'm not interested.

[editline]25th July 2013[/editline]

On the very rare occasion that it's at least a decent chick who does it I try to be a bit more of an asshole I guess. Being a 'nice guy' gets you no where.

[Prollgurke]

I usually wake up

[wootmonster]

Turn away and put on my gasmask to hide my face.

[Alec W]

This only happens to me through social media unfortunately.

[Variant]

i kill her and wear her skin.

she is forever mine.

[[Green]]

I usually don't pick up on it, I'm annoyingly picky and only find most people beautiful on a non-personal level. Someone comes to me, trying to start some shit; I just respond in a monotone voice.

It doesn't happen all the time, but regardless I'm usually just not interested.

[Kirbyfactor]

Wonder how that person got into my room.

[Vortexz0r]

I smile and then run away

[cis.joshb]

I get really scared so I nuzzle into my neckbeard and pull my fedora down to cover my face and look at my minecraft T-shirt to cheer me up.

[Cabbage]

I just do it back.

[KamikazeZombie]

My face twitches..

[absolalone111]

I smile, and flirt back, while inside my head, I'm shitting it, and half thinking that it's all a joke.

[ShadowHunter1]

Flirt back usually, depending on who it is.

[Torjuz]

I don't really care to be honest, being friends with them is ok with me. I'm really flexible talking with both genders, but it's regarded as a friendly manner. So I'm never scared and I usually don't make it awkward, because I'm probably rolling with whatever happens.