Weird Kids & Shit At Your School v3 son wtf stop sharing your futa pony art with everyone - General

[QUOTE=silaz;51268884]At my school, we are about to do a huge remodel on it so the district isn't bothering to fix anything right now. Our science labs have leaky roofs and so the teachers just have about 6 buckets spread about the room at any given time. For some reason, people keep breaking windows at my school (i think it's because they like kick the doors to get in and the window shatters) and the school doesn't bother to fix it so all the entrances to the building just have broken windows. Also, every year that I've been here someone has set a trashcan on fire in the bathroom for no apparent reason[/QUOTE] Where the fuck do you live in?

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51269519]Where the fuck do you live in?[/QUOTE] portland [editline]27th October 2016[/editline] Also, some kids filmed a porno in the unisex bathroom freshman year. Half the ceiling in the chem lab is flat-out missing. Our school has an Instagram page dedicated to how 'ratchet' it is.

[QUOTE=silaz;51268884]At my school, we are about to do a huge remodel on it so the district isn't bothering to fix anything right now. Our science labs have leaky roofs and so the teachers just have about 6 buckets spread about the room at any given time. For some reason, people keep breaking windows at my school (i think it's because they like kick the doors to get in and the window shatters) and the school doesn't bother to fix it so all the entrances to the building just have broken windows. Also, every year that I've been here someone has set a trashcan on fire in the bathroom for no apparent reason[/QUOTE] No, last year it was a door.

[T]https://i.imgur.com/ElqMAfK.jpg[/t] He's not a student

[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;51270911][T]https://i.imgur.com/ElqMAfK.jpg[/t] He's not a student[/QUOTE] Are you saying squirrels can't be students? What are you, some sort of squirrelkin-phobe? I'm a squirrel and this post is extremely offensive.

In first year of our high school we used to grind our elbows against others spine when their back was turned to us. Eventually some dude started dry humping doggystyle this other guy every time he did it. It was pretty wild considering the height difference between them was like a feet or so. But it looked like they both enjoyed it because they sought out each other every time during recess.

[QUOTE=Humin;51263278]There was this girl in my English class in 10th grade that would waste 5 minutes of the teacher's time trying to convince him that she was on here period every single day. She also wanted to suck my dick one time for a piece of gum in the middle of class where everyone could hear her. She definitely did not want to be there.[/QUOTE] can i get her number?

[QUOTE=HumbleTH;51271010]Are you saying squirrels can't be students? What are you, some sort of squirrelkin-phobe? I'm a squirrel and this post is extremely offensive.[/QUOTE] that was a bit nutty

It is me. I love laughing like a maniac and spewing total nonsense,because its feel really good. Aside from that batshit insane personality of mine,i can return to normal self if it necessary (one of my friend even say that i have double personality :v:)

[QUOTE=Altimor;51262633]I remember a mentally disabled kid trying to steal my shoes by claiming they were his. I'm not sure what drives a man to shoe thievery.[/QUOTE] The same thing fucking happened to me. Except the shoes were my dad's boots that i wore in respect after he passed away a week before. And that dumbass took them, saying they were just "lying around, free to take".

[QUOTE=Zufeng;51273953]It is me. I love laughing like a maniac and spewing total nonsense,because its feel really good. Aside from that batshit insane personality of mine,i can return to normal self if it necessary (one of my friend even say that i have double personality :v:)[/QUOTE] Jeez

I just recenty remembered that one annoying weird ass kid. So,this kid often act like a goddamn street thug to nearly everyone except teacher. Because of this,he often get bullied,yet he report that it is me and my friend bullied him,meanwhile he is the one who causing the problem One day,one of my friend discovered that some of his glitter powder is stolen (from full to the half bottle). Then,that annoying prick shows up with his body covered in gold powder. Obviously my friend is goddamn angry,and the fight ensues. Now,he already moved to other country,but i doubt him that he gonna have some any friend since his attitude are pain in ass to deal with

Oh, I got another one. I remember in 8th grade, there was this really strange kid, let's call him J. He wasn't weird as in "I'm not sure if he's autistic or not", he would just say the weirdest stuff. Well, out of nowhere his balls grew magnitudes in size one day and started making racist comments about black people, to their face. "Go back to the cotton field", "Look! A nigger!" etc. Well, one day he said it to the wrong kid. Right there in the middle of the hallway, this black kid (we'll call him S) grabbed him by the head and smashed it into a locker (it left a dent.. And those lockers were small, so they were really sturdy) and literally beat the kid nearly unconscious until other students separated them (they were given free iPods for intervening apparently). I still remember my French teacher freaking out as this fight is happening and she's running from the fight scene to the classroom back and forth lol. Best part, this kid is in the nurses office waiting to go home after the fight and one of the teachers is in there looking at him on the verge of tears and this kid still wouldn't break character. He literally was saying shit like "DONT LOOK AT ME, WOMAN". I have no idea how he made it through highschool

This semester sucks ass for me. There's a guy in my vector analysis class who acts like the professor is only lecturing him so he responds to almost everything he says as if to show he's listening. He also smells like piss despite him always showing up in clean, fresh clothes. In my differential equations class there's this fat guy who always has to respond to everything the professor says and tries to be funny. He has to punctuate everything the professor says by saying "alright, rock on" or he makes the sound of a shotgun cocking with his mouth but it's really loud. He also wears sandals and has the absolute most disgusting toes I have ever seen in real life or fiction. They're more disgusting than Tyrone Biggum's toenails and they're nastier than pus-sy ingrown toenails. They're black and brown and look like they've been replaced entirely by a fungus from hell. In my human sexuality class there's a morbidly obese conservative guy who is upset because nobody in the class agrees with him or gives a shit about his opinion even though everyone in the class always listens to him and nobody disagrees. There's this other guy who is pretty much the definition of a mid 2000s metrosexual and that Justin Timberlake fedora style before neckbeards took it and he laughs loudly at anything mildly sexual and asks dumbass questions that someone would ask on yahoo questions that could be answered by a google search.

Not specifically weird but once in IT I noticed a guy sat next to me scraping the ink tube of a pen along his leg. Turns out he'd removed the actual pen tip and replaced it with a sewing needle and was trying to tattoo on his leg. No idea how that worked out for him but he was complaining about it burning,

I live on a high street so I hear kids about 12 or 14 walking past shouting things like "im gunna fuckin kick your head in you cunt!" or "you fat bastard, fuck off" and "piss off you [sp]paki[/sp]" (racism!) What is happening to kids these days

one of our teachers in secondary school started one of our classes by opening the door, taking out a book, putting some christmas music on and just spent the entire class reading the book. [sp]probably had a bit of a burnout considering how secondary school students are the most insufferable shits you have to deal with[/sp]

I found someone at my college wearing this shit [t]http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0284/5558/products/Invisible_Hotdog_-_Shirt_large.jpg?v=1440790604[/t] :scream:

Oh god this kid in my drawing class this semester is an absolute nightmare. A few highlights include getting caught jacking off in a study room, literally saying the words "I'm edgy as fuck" unironically to me, and also saying he thinks people look "appetizing". Honestly kind of want to call campus security on this kid because he has started to really get kind of threatening. [editline]17th November 2016[/editline] I'll do a full write up on him as well as my godawful roommate soon

On my first day of class this semester, a girl in my math class turned to me and said "My parents don't know that i'm gender fluid". No "Hello!" or "Nice to meet you, I'm 'X'.", she just blurts that out at me. I told her "It's ok." as I have no clue how else to respond to her exclamation. She gives me dirty looks now.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51253415]When I was in like 3rd or 2nd grade in primary school my teacher had a policy of not abandoning the classroom if she was not there. After waiting for her to comeback for like an hour. I decided to shit myself in class.[/QUOTE] I have a similar story. When I was in second grade, I had to pee really bad, and my teacher was talking to another teacher. I was like, "can I use the bathroom?" (no response) I asked again, still no response. I then yelled at the top of my lungs, "I HAVE TO GO THE THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!" The teacher angrily said no, and told me to sit down. I sat in my chair mumbling to myself, "I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go the bathroom. I have to go the the bathroom." Ended up pissing myself.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51386539]I have a similar story. When I was in second grade, I had to pee really bad, and my teacher was talking to another teacher. I was like, "can I use the bathroom?" (no response) I asked again, still no response. I then yelled at the top of my lungs, "I HAVE TO GO THE THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!" The teacher angrily said no, and told me to sit down. I sat in my chair mumbling to myself, "I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go the bathroom. I have to go the the bathroom." Ended up pissing myself.[/QUOTE] Isn't that illegal though? Pretty sure teachers can't force students to not go to the bathroom if they need to go

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;51386873]Isn't that illegal though? Pretty sure teachers can't force students to not go to the bathroom if they need to go[/QUOTE] If I were to have a child and they told me this. There would be hell to pay thats for sure.

There's this one kid who used to jerk off underneath the table in my math class, in I think 8th grade. I don't get what's so arousing about Math.