Post Your In Soviet Russia or (other Locale) Jokes Here

[Sams Brume]

[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;16261739]In soviet mordor, Boromir simply walks into YOU![/QUOTE]

But I don't simply walk into Boromir.

[Sam Tilgan]

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In Soviet Ru-[highlight][B][U][I]*RATATATATATATATATATA*[/I][/U][/B][/highlight]

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Get out of Russia, or Red Army will kill [I]YOU![/I]

[Ermandfa]

In Soviet Russia, you has the matrix.

[thisguy123]

In soviet russia land fills you.
In soviet russia hammer nails you.
In soviet russia bank robs you.

In soviet russia chuck norris roundhouse kicks you.