[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18868996]I can't fight for shit. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
You should always avoid fights anyway, apologizing or trying to calm things not is being a pussy, it's being smart.
If you can't avoid it, go learn boxing in a local gym or something. Just stay away from all those aikido bullshits though.
Well I guess you could say it was a fight, this one kid was pissing me off to no end, so I threw a basketball at him. The ball hit him in the head, he got mad and tried to punch me, missed twice. I landed a pretty wicked left hook to his face, and, thinking it was over, started to walk away.
He punched me in the ear from behind.
I've gotten into one fight in 10th grade. I'm indian and this ethiopian kid in our history class goes "You look like you should be in 7/11 hurf durf", now he did this for no reason other than to be a douchebag. Then I said "You look like you should be in a starving countr-OH ETHIOPIA!!" and he got really mad and said I wouldn't do anything but talk, so I met him outside by the parking lots and we fought. It ended when an assistant principal came and took us both to the student police officer but I was definitely winning at the time but probably would have ended up losing because I was getting extremely winded due to the fact that I was out of shape at the time.
I've never been in a real fight.
Yeah, it was one sided though, I was the second tallest kid in my grade and some faggot (before you rate me dumb his voice was high as hell, when he laughed he [b]squealed[/b] and his hair was naturally brown and then he dyed it blond[it looked even more like he accidentally poured hydrogen-peroxide on it]) that was about 4'3 and I was 5'9 and he was already an asshole to me because he knew I was a pacifist.
But, just for shits and giggles he did one of his "squeals" and I mocked him and he punched me in the back and I just got too fucking tired of his shit and knocked him out, got suspended for a week and he got nothing.
Punched friend in nose, started bleeding everywhere, havent hit anyone since.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;18869033]You should always avoid fights anyway, apologizing or trying to calm things not is being a pussy, it's being smart.
If you can't avoid it, go learn boxing in a local gym or something. Just stay away from all those aikido bullshits though.[/QUOTE]
I try to.
But words hurt more than fists do.
Yeah. You know those girls who think they can get away with punching you with no repercussions?
Well I punched her back.
Then she ran away.
But the principles cool and only gave us in-house suspension :c00lbert:
This little dick a year above me decided to slap me a friend on the ass, (In a joking way) I see this happen and when he tries to walk away i stick my leg out and he plants his face into the concrete near our lockers. He gets up and is really pissed off and decides to slap me on the ass in a extremely unfriendly violent way. I grab his head and slam it into my locker he shredded his ear against on of the hinges of my locker. I regret it now because he was like a well like person and what i did turned some people against me.
Yes. I punched him so hard in the face, that he fell to the ground.
Then I ran away, and heard him rage behind me. :fuckyou:
When i was in the 4th grade I've been in a couple of fights, then I was in none, until I moved to a new school where I was in 3 or 4 fights from grade 7 till 8/9 ish..
Out of those 4 i lost 1(I was jumped by a group of people, me and my friend were)..
I have a pretty strong build, but thin forearms that make me look skinny so back in school people tried to pick fights against me not knowing that i'd react by socking them in the face with a surprising amount of force.
I try not to get in fights now adays, and stay calm using meditation which also relieves my temper. I used to have a temper as a kid, I never bullied anyone, but when it was attempted on me, it was an excuse for me to release any rage I had kept inside me for a while. Even though I knew i could have probably gotten beaten up, it's knowing that you didn't back down that gives you a good feeling of accomplishment after wards, and also you will often learn how weak your foes really are.
I was fighting against a team of 200,000 flying mutant ninja zombie robot dinosaur nazis using my bare hand and huge muscles.
Kicked their puny mutant ninja zombie robot dinosaur nazi asses.
[QUOTE=darkma;18869349]This little dick a year above me decided to slap me a friend on the ass, (In a joking way) I see this happen and when he tries to walk away i stick my leg out and he plants his face into the concrete near our lockers. He gets up and is really pissed off and decides to slap me on the ass in a extremely unfriendly violent way. I grab his head and slam it into my locker he shredded his ear against on of the hinges of my locker. I regret it now because he was like a well like person and what i did turned some people against me.[/QUOTE]
Sympathy.
Yeah but shit happens so quick you don't even know til it's over.
Last semi serious fight I got in was in grade 8 and that was like a 5 second scuffle. I suppose I won because he was on the ground and I wasn't. But it wasn't punching it was just grappling and I threw him down. Got in one of those playfight-gone-wrong scenarios with a friend once, after he punched me I blood chocked him and that was that. Bloodchokes are a fucking miracle, you should see people go down. Another time the same friend stole my money and I chased him for half an hour around the school. by the end I was so fucking tried he just threw me over, and I got the wind knocked out of me; cheap bastard knew my weakness was long distance running :v:
Depends on what you define a fight, but under my definition only a few times.
In elementary school I had a nasty habit of kicking boys in the balls when they came to the library just to bother me!
I'd prefer to outrun a person than to fight them, these days. I've already done so twice.
Kindergarden, Punched a kid in the stomach. He cried. That was about it though.
Closest I came was when I was about 12 years old at some day camp my parents sent me to. Me and this kid got into an argument, I dont remember about what, finally the kid snaps and smashes the side of my head with one of his fists.
I blinked, looked at him, and yelled "IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT YOU?!"
The kid got a "just shit bricks" expression and ran off, and the second he was out of sight I went running to find an ice pack trying not to cry :v:
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;18868915]I don't care about honor crap.[/QUOTE]
This shit about honourable fights is stupid anyway, the point of a fight is to win not to fight fairly. If you have a bigger chance of winning by kicking the guy in the groin, punching them before they realise that you're actually fighting or beating the shit out of them with a weapon then do it in my opinion.
People who let other people beat them up because they stuck to an 'honour' system are stupid, it's not smart or brave to stick to a system which throws away any advantage you may have to win it's just stupid.
Of course killing them or injuring them severely isn't the end result you're looking for so using a weapon in a fight with little to no risk or a lethal weapon isn't a great idea.
Forget about assault rifles, forget about knives and grenades. Nukes? Bollocks!
Fist fighting is the manly way to go!
Yeah, with some social dick in the eighth grade. Silly socials, White kids out weigh and out gun short mexican kids...
I box and I'm going to do MMA, but as far as without all that gear, only one. My cousin was high on a lot of things and he wanted my money. I said no and then he hit me over the head with a frying pan. I was dazed but I was then I went into a flurry of punches on him. He hit me some more but I knocked him out. He was a senior at that time and he thought he could beat me up since I was 2 years younger. Luckly boxing actually helped me out
I have been close to being in fights, but no.
What tends to happen here is both parties storm off and say the other person chickend out.
I used to fight every day for years against the same bunch of idiots until I realized it was a really stupid fucking thing to do. Since then I have been in one cat fight and after a couple of months it ended in peace.
FISTICUFFS
i want this to happen to me so badly
Never been a in a proper fight. I guess I'm just too friendly to provoke someone into actually attacking me.
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