Several fights I've been into. Let me see if I can recount. Now let me say, I was kind of a bitch in middle school, and I really didn't know how to fight, but I got better as years went on.
somewhere between 6th-7th grade; well I wouldn't call these gihts
This asian kid, we were cool, We'd mess around and I softly hit him with a glove, he gets up, hits me, I hit him back, then my teacher grabs my arms trying to break up the fight; but what he really did was allow the kid to punch me.
Another time, I walk in the room coming back from the bathroom, I sit down and this random black girl says, "did you just say nigger" Im like wtf no I didn't I just came back from the bathroom, and she goes to the little crowd of black kids and one black dude comes up and punches me, I'm about to punch him back, he runs like a faggot to the other side of the room and people hold me back
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7th grade
Actual fights
This one kid in 7th grade was annoying me, talkin shit on me, Im like Yeah Okay, then it's recess we go outside, and he's following me keep talking shit, and he says something about my mom, so I punched him, he fell on the gate, he tries to get back up but I punch him again then his brother comes and jumps on my back and I flip him over, then the fight got broken up.
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8th grade
this kid who Im cool with, we were fucking around again, sub teacher was in, and we were throwing somebodies coat around, and it go thrown near us, and we both tried to grab it, and then he bitch slapped me, so I got up, punched him, he was on the table as I was punching him, then the fight got broken up
10th grade
These group of niggers, like 4 of them, tried to jump me and my brother, Using their dirty nigger tricks they were fighting dirty, at first I was fucking this one kid up by holding his head down and punching him, then one fat boomer looking niggers comes up and belly bumps me and I fall on the ground( I had my bookbag on, like 20lbs because I have a laptop, books, binders, papers, and folders in there) so I got easily unbalanced, the dude kicks me in the face, not leaving much a mark and I get up and it gets broken up, we're walking down, the street and they come back, one nigger has a brick and another nigger has an umbrella, and they try chasing me with it, now before I have the damn bookbag on and I have to urinate, if I put any more force into my movement I'd piss my pants, that'd be embarassing so I was like shut the fuck up, I didn't even do shit and they backed up( Now that I think of it, I was at a high disadvantage plus I didn't want my shit stolen and I had to pee, so I had to kind of bitch out, I regret it)
So police came, niggers were taken down to the station, we had the option to press charges, and the parents came in all niggerish and were like"You have to taken action, and stop the violence, and end this fued" I really wanted to say, Fuck that, it's your niggers of a sons fault that they have social problems, get the fuck out of her you dumb incorrect bitch, but I didn't and I was respectful, and even when we said we wouldn't press charges, me and my brother started to joke about it, and we overheard them like, "They think this is a joke" I again wanted to say, Damn right this is a fucking joke, you're incapability of raising a child led us into this situation because you're fucking niggers and have no capability of doing anything, but then again, being respectful I stood quiet, and as we're walking out the police station, the Nig parents are mad at us, because we're laughing at it, those ungrateful niggers think we did something wrong, Fuck em.
[QUOTE=Oktoberman!;18869765]I don't fight. I leave that to my employees.[/QUOTE]
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I've been in a few fights, twice in year 7, once in year 8 and that's about it even though I've come close many times. I'm pretty peaceful and cool though, plus I matured a lot quicker than anyone else in my year (I was 5'11'' when I was 11 and I did weight lifting from time to time) so I guess people avoided trying to start a fight with me because of my size.
First fight in year 7 was when a kid seen as the "toughest" in our year (mainly because he started a lot of fights for no reason) spilled my drink and pushed me off my chair for no reason so I hit him and he went down easily. Second was for absolutely no reason, these kids talked this special needed guy into starting a fight with me so he randomly jumped on my back screaming and I swung him around and hit him in the chest just to wind him and he left.
Last real fight I had was when I was 12 and this cocky 16-year-old who had already pissed me off by hitting my friend for no reason started annoying me in the corridor. So I was in his way and he told me to move so I told him to fuck off and he grabbed me by the neck and tried to trap me against a window. He hit me but his punches weren't very strong and I take pain pretty well, so as I couldn't really move too well I tricked him into letting his guard down by pretending I was gonna try and push my knee up. Without being able to swing my arm properly still I managed to hit him a few times and made his lips bleed so he said something like "I wasn't even fighting." and walked off QQing.
Yeah, this post is a lot longer than I expected it to be, but as expected it seems like not many Facepunchers have been in fights.
Edit: I'm not counting shitty things from when I was 10-years-old or younger because they don't really count as a fight.
I got beat up in 3rd grade once. That's the closest I ever came to one.
I've never been in a fight because anyone who tries to pick on me ends up getting bitch slapped or stabbed by anything that's in my hand. Then they leave me alone.
This kid wouldn't get off me, you know how assholes can be, he was basically talking smack and trying to act like I was gay, I punched him in the left cheek, his right cheek, it was red, but he didn't punch back.
If I have to do it gain, I'm not stopping after the first punch, this kid annoying and no one would defend, or help him.
hes also pretty weak.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;18870238]This kid wouldn't get off me, you know how assholes can be, he was basically talking smack and trying to act like I was gay, I punched him in the left cheek, his right cheek, it was red, but he didn't punch back.
If I have to do it gain, I'm not stopping after the first punch, this kid annoying and no one would defend, or help him.
hes also pretty weak.[/QUOTE]
you're tough
though it's a little sad if he doesn't TRY to fight back
I've never been in an actual full-confrontation fight, just lots of sparring in Tae Kwon Do when I was younger (all gear, of course). But, man, getting roundhouse kicked in the face by another black belt is gruesome. Your head just snaps back like WHAPOW.
More recently, last year I did a lot of MMA fighting after school without gear with guys who really knew their stuff, all martial artists. There's never a clear winner; we just get our crap trounced a whole bunch--but now I'm more than confident that if I got into a fight against any average Joe, I would win (though surviving is more important).
In 6th grade I got into a fight with this guy that made fun of me of my size, saying stupid shit, and being a falt out douch. Finaly near the end of the year I finaly started to swing on him. I talked to him before a the fight broke out. I pinned him to the ground swinging on him then before my friends pulled me off I landed a good kick to his face. At the end of the fight I had a few brusis and a cut. He had blood running from his nose QQ his eyes out and he had mutiple brusise and cuts. Lets just say pepole don't fuck with me
[QUOTE=ieatalawnmower;18864908]Why would you hit your cousin? That's stupid as fuck.[/QUOTE]
It was for a very stupid reason and I'm was in grade 3 bro. You do stupid shit in those grades.
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[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;18865097]That doesn't sound like a fight, it sounds like you just punched him in the jaw.[/QUOTE]
And I won :smug:
In between 4th and 5th grade I got my ass kicked several times because of the colour of my skin.
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18870294]you're tough
though it's a little sad if he doesn't TRY to fight back[/QUOTE]
I didn't tell the full story, im really small/weak.
and I don't usually fight, its sort of immature, but if im going to throw a punch it has to be after ive said "stop" three times, to were im almost yelling stop at them, and after weeks-years of putting up with their shit.
So I have a long fuse with people but after weeks/years of their shit, then the fuse becomes shorter with that certain individual, THUS the next time they pull shit, Ill punch them, I go for the bottom left part of the eye, it dosn't hurt too bad, and won't give them any injures, I really don't want to hurt anyone, just make them realize they are being a asshole and if they continue it won't end well for either of us.
Yeah, broke that kid's glasses.
No one saw it, it was in the bathroom at school. I didn't say anything about it to anyone,
but he went and told everyone he knew that he beat my ass.
anyone here enjoy sparring on a regular basis?
I've been in 3, all with the same person. :v:
Nobody really won, we were broken up by teachers or older grades and then sent to get a detention.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18870566]I've been in 3, all with the same person. :v:
Nobody really won, we were broken up by teachers or older grades and then sent to get a detention.[/QUOTE]
alot of fights this year, and non, not one has ever been taken to the office.
Its either out of sight, or it was such a just fight, the teachers basically went "that kid deserved it, let the other one off, and let the other ones punishment is his ass getting kicked"
It doesn't really count if it was before the age of 13.
It wasn't really a fight, but some guy was like yelling in my face that he was going to hurt me and my 7 year old brother, (this guy was 15) because my brother called him fat (he was).
This fucker had personally stopped me in the street when i was on the way to get my brother from school. So as he was up in my face that he was going to punch my brother i punched him in the face ad he fell on the floor and then ran home crying. My brother maybe shouldn't have called him fat but this guy was a neighbourhood asshole at the time.
He hasn't spoke to me since, saw him walking on my side of the road once. He crossed to avoid me lol
[b]TL;DR[/b] Some guy was gunna hurt my bro, punched him in the face.
Yes, I have. Someone who hated me over the dumbest bullshit ever charged at me with a hockey stick, so I kicked it out of his hands and punched him in the nose and he went down. That was years ago though.
Year 7, my school was very uncooperative so made reporting fights near impossible so most followed through to the end - now I was your typical pariah of the class so I generally got in fights with everyone for almost no reason not that I wanted to fight because I was smaller than most - one day whilst walking around with my only friend we both got footballs kicked at our heads, and unfortunately for them we were doing litter picking duty which gives us the right to hold a metal litter picking device so we just smacked them with the litter pickers until the fight broke up.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;18870651]alot of fights this year, and non, not one has ever been taken to the office.
Its either out of sight, or it was such a just fight, the teachers basically went "that kid deserved it, let the other one off, and let the other ones punishment is his ass getting kicked"[/QUOTE]
All the fights I was in were all in the hallway. He started all of them and I just defended myself but the school had a fucking stupid "no exception" policy and we both got a detention.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;18870651]alot of fights this year, and non, not one has ever been taken to the office.
Its either out of sight, or it was such a just fight, the teachers basically went "that kid deserved it, let the other one off, and let the other ones punishment is his ass getting kicked"[/QUOTE]
You have cool teachers
I could never get in a fight, I'm way too frail. Some people have wanted to fight me before I believe.
Yeah a few.
Nope.
This kid pisses me off since 4th grade.
8th grade now and he is gay, and tries to hang on me and my friends.
Well needless to say he pissed me off pretty bad and I shoved him into the lockers in the hallway and punched him in the stomach. He cried for about 25 minutes.
I got a week of in school suspension.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;18870977]This kid pisses me off since 4th grade.
8th grade now and he is gay, and tries to hang on me and my friends.
Well needless to say he pissed me off pretty bad and I shoved him into the lockers in the hallway and punched him in the stomach. He cried for about 25 minutes.
I got a week of in school suspension.[/QUOTE]
"hang on"
hahahahaha
Multiple fights. It's not 'cool'.
edit: did i do something to get gold?
[QUOTE=Punjon;18871252]Multiple fights. It's not 'cool'.
edit: did i do something to get gold?[/QUOTE]
2 years plus 2000 posts.
Garry changed it.
We need platinum members too now.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;18871309]2 years plus 2000 posts.
Garry changed it.
We need platinum members too now.[/QUOTE]
That's ridiculously retarded.
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