[QUOTE=lettuce_head;18865460]and a lanky kid with hair so long he couldn't see. It wasn't really a fight but it was the most satisfying violence I've experienced in a long time. :biggrin:[/QUOTE]
Hah oh man, a kid with hair so long he couldn't see, I can just imagine him flailing now.
Yes I have, only one 'proper' fight though.
There I was in Tain (Local town) having a few cans of tennants with my mates, we decided to go to the poof cafe (youth cafe) just for the banter. I met some guy who was a total cock to me or in other words a bully, he was 2 years older than me, I am 15 and he was 17. Ok, so I was standing outside the cafe with my mate a little tipsy from the beer and this cock turns up, he looks at me and I look back, my mate says to me "Batter him then." I replied "Nah, I dont want to" to which my mate replied "Go for it, if you dont do something now he will just keep making a fool out of you"
Right so to the fight now, I agreed that the best course of action was violence. I turned round and said "Pedo, hay, PEDO!" The boy just ignored me and carried on with his business, only the thing was he was with none of his 'hard crew' at this time. The fact he was ignoring me realy kinda pissed me off, so I took a swing at him, that was realy good. I never felt so alive ;)
Anyhow I stupidly took 1 swing then stood and stared at him, as if I could not do anything, he then took a swing at me, fortunately he is not that strong. I realised this then grabbed him by the throat and punched his nose about... I have no idea how many times, I punched and punched and kept on going until he started moving forwards pushing me into a wall. This did not benefot me this well, he ranted on about "Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea what you are doing? You are DEAD, fucking DEAD!" to which I laughed at, he then retaliated whit a headbut to my nose, quite sore actualy. Then I looked at him whilst holding my nose checking for blood, I headbutted him several times in the nose.
After this some huge guy picked me up and placed me to one side and my mate congratulated me and said he will not be bothering me any more and then the police turned up. I ran, of course.
The following week I got informed his 22 year old brother was after me, he was wanting to meet me in Tain the next week.
This was my last time in Tain because I fought somebody with ALOT of friends. Sorry for the amount of writing but it may have sounded like bullshit in one paragraph.
I was sorta in a fight. Some guy pinned me against some lockers enquiring why I had looked at him. I knee'ed him in the balls and walked away.
Some guy grabbed my ass.
My girlfriend hit him.
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18871800]Some guy grabbed my ass.
My girlfriend hit him.[/QUOTE]
But this is about YOU being in a fight, you realy should not flirt with guys as well, they may think you are being serial.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18872070]But this is about YOU being in a fight, you realy should not flirt with guys as well, they may think you are being serial.[/QUOTE]
He grabbed my ass, I was gonna fight, she pushed me back and hit him.
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18872107]He grabbed my ass, I was gonna fight, she pushed me back and hit him.[/QUOTE]
Fair play to her, in Scotland when a guy grabs your ass nobody takes it that seriously, we just reply with "What you up to on Friday?"
nah bro
Been in 1 fight and I won. Some days I really have the erge to fight but then it subsides...
Never actually fought, though a friend punched me in the face once, had a really puffy lower lip for a day or two. I've attacked somebody verbally and my friends still high five me for that (Really annoying shit hid my binder in a classroom, the day before a huge test so I chewed him out, bringing out the drama before I stormed out of the room as the bell rang and out of the school forgetting my textbook needed for that test that was occurring the next day).
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18872167]Fair play to her, in Scotland when a guy grabs your ass nobody takes it that seriously, we just reply with "What you up to on Friday?"[/QUOTE]
WHAT
that's...
that's...
awesome
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18872167]Fair play to her, in Scotland when a guy grabs your ass nobody takes it that seriously, we just reply with "What you up to on Friday?"[/QUOTE]
So if I go to Scotland I can run around grabbing everyones' asses?
[QUOTE=Chodeshot;18872244]So if I go to Scotland I can run around grabbing everyones' asses?[/QUOTE]
If you realy want to yeh.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18872264]If you realy want to yeh.[/QUOTE]
i'm moving
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18872291]i'm moving[/QUOTE]
If you don't mind bad weather and ugly women, be my guest.
No, everyone is too afraid of me.
So I'm at my lunch table drinking some sparkling orange juice thing that was a fairly new addition to our school's vending machines (pretty good stuff) and then a tall black kid sitting next to me in my table throws it at our table's resident fatass (who is used to it). It falls to the floor and half of its gone. I shrug it off since I've still got some left.
Then I drink my friends snapple, but I can't touch my lips to the rim so it is hovering above my mouth while I pour it in, so then the same annoying black kid slaps it out of my hand spilling it everywhere. Mind you this was the second beverage he ruined in under 15 minutes. I proceed to pour the beverage at him, but he retaliates with a swift punch to my jaw of all places. I wear glasses so naturally these flew off.
Nothing happened, no one in the cafeteria freaked out, the teachers didn't see. I just picked up my glasses, the black guy took off his sweat shirt and we got back to eating lunch. A guy across the table was like "This is such a bro table".
Hockey fight, yes.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18872302]If you don't mind bad weather and ugly women, be my guest.[/QUOTE]
i'll bring my girlfriend
Yea but it wasn't much of a fight. Some red headed freckle kid decided to attack me for no reason when I was at the beach. He got me a few times and then he walked away like a big bad ass or something. I wasn't going to let him get away with it so I get behind him and push him to get his attention and when he turns around I get him right in the mouth. I don't know but I heard something pop. Maybe his jaw or my knuckles. Didn't look back because I was too busy walking away like the bad ass not him. :smug:
Most memorable was about a month ago. Walking down a street with two of my friends, we heard a group of people talking and coming up behind us, of about 3 or 4 people of burberry sporting douchebags.
My friend was texting, one of them closes up and leans on him, asking to see his cellphone. I turn around, to see the guy getting his head rammed into a window, the rest bolted. I laughed.
Had one when I was 13, was some stupid roll around in the dirt bullshit that got broken up by some teacher.
About a two years ago this annoying faggot kid kept dicking around with me, eventually it got to the point where he simply shoved me off the seat because of something I said and I fell to the floor. Pissed off I quickly stood up picked up the and chair swung it at his face and hit him, he fell or something and my teacher held me back. Talked to the administrator or whatever and he essentially told me not to do it again because I could've hit him in the neck or whatever, it was clear he hated him because he got in trouble and not me.
He switched schools a week later. :confused:
Ehhhh, I've only gotten in a few fights. Usually ends up with them expecting a fair fight until i trip/throw them down a flight of stairs.
[QUOTE=Uludayen;18872667]Ehhhh, I've only gotten in a few fights. Usually ends up with them expecting a fair fight until i trip/throw them down a flight of stairs.[/QUOTE]
That's not fair!!! :argh:
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18872376]So I'm at my lunch table drinking some sparkling orange juice thing that was a fairly new addition to our school's vending machines (pretty good stuff) and then a tall black kid sitting next to me in my table throws it at our table's resident fatass (who is used to it). It falls to the floor and half of its gone. I shrug it off since I've still got some left.
Then I drink my friends snapple, but I can't touch my lips to the rim so it is hovering above my mouth while I pour it in, so then the same annoying black kid slaps it out of my hand spilling it everywhere. Mind you this was the second beverage he ruined in under 15 minutes. I proceed to pour the beverage at him, but he retaliates with a swift punch to my jaw of all places. I wear glasses so naturally these flew off.
Nothing happened, no one in the cafeteria freaked out, the teachers didn't see. I just picked up my glasses, the black guy took off his sweat shirt and we got back to eating lunch. A guy across the table was like "This is such a bro table".[/QUOTE]
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i had a sissy fight once
an actual gay joined in then it got weird
To many times. Won to many to. Damn ghetto schools.
I got my ASS beat.
...that's all I'll say. :frown:
[QUOTE=5tolognadriS;18874161]I got my ASS beat.
...that's all I'll say. :frown:[/QUOTE]
In what way?
Was it just the ass?
No, it was the face.
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(Same person as 5tolognadris)
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