Had a fight last year, about me having sex with his guys girlfriend. I won :v:
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;18874279]No, it was the face.
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(Same person as 5tolognadris)[/QUOTE]
Why the alts?
I've been in a few, but one of them was some kid that went to my school ran up to me while i was walking home. I had my key to my house so i keyed him and he punched back and he ran away.
My friend was being a cunt when we were like, 7, and he threw his shoe at me, so I threw it at his face and pulled his hair, and he started bawling.
Well I do M.M.A. competitions, so yes I have been in a fight, several. I've both won and lost some.
M.M.A. = Mixed Martial Arts
Yes, hardly considered a fight. A guy I went to school with was messing with me. I asked him to step away. He pushed me, and I drop kicked him.
I've been to many fights in primary school when I had anger problems.
17 fights in the past 4 years.8 of them with with tall guy. 2 of em with me against 2 other guys.2 with a guy that had a blunt weapon.1 with a senior in high school. 1 with a guy with a kinfe .last 3 with a white guy same height as me. And your probably wondering how many fights did you win well all 8 of the tall guy all 2 with the blunt weapon 1 with the knife(i was scared shitless at that one) 2 of the 3 with the same height one. and suprisingly all 2 with the 2 aganist me.And your also probably wondering why the fuck do you get in so many fights well i dont get along well with people.
When they straighten their leg you kick them in the kneecap.
Well my brother strangled me till I passed out, just recently. But I'll be honest, I'm a really good wrestler. My brother is really experienced, but I can take a lot of people down. It's all about technique.
I have seen more fights but I can only do to separate the guys who are fighting with each other. Before me too have fight with my one friend and made him bleeding. After seeing my friend bleeding I stopped to fight with others.
Ahh.. God.
I've been in so many fights, I can't remember how many.
I never lost a fight, but that's only because I am not retarded and pick fights with people stronger then me.
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ive been in a lot of fights, a lot of wrestling matches too
i like to box kids at school, usually win haha
some guy was threatening to be me up (me being a red-black stripe belt in tae-kwon-do at the time) so he finally went to punch me, needless to say, i blocked the punch, did a side kick in the ribs and knocked the breath out of him... Then i helped him get better and shit, than i ran
I can't believe how some people have never been in a fight.
[QUOTE=alexk;18875893]some guy was threatening to be me up (me being a red-black stripe belt in tae-kwon-do at the time) so he finally went to punch me, needless to say, i blocked the punch, did a side kick in the ribs and knocked the breath out of him... Then i helped him get better and shit, than i ran[/QUOTE]
damnn, i always wanted to try and take tae-kwon-do, all i can do here is kick boxing though.
i've never been in a fight
but in first grade i got mad and crushed my milk carton in my palm
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;18865252]All in all, there is one thing I learned about fighting, a very valuable lesson: no matter how badly you fuck these morons up, they will just come back again. They are too stupid to learn from their mistakes.[/QUOTE]
There's an easy solution to that.
[highlight]KILL THEM.[/highlight]
Well, as for my story, it was in band class, the room was full of 20 or so people. This guy pushes me out of my seat because he wated to sit there (I had no idea why). So when I get back up, I pick up the chair with him in it (he was scrawny) and toss him out. He gets mad and gets up and punches me in the face. Mind you, I had braces at this time, so when he punched me my inner mouth got stuck on the braces and ripped a chunk of meat out of the inner wall. So, dazed, I put my hands to my mouth, and there was a fuckton of blood. Like, seriously, my hand was FULL of blood. So I throw the blood in his face and from there we just try to nock each other down for like 3 seconds before the band teacher came and pulled us apart.
The floor was all bloody, it looked horrible. I still have a scar from that. My mom almost sued, but decided aganst it.
After that, he never bothered me again.
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There's a lot of face punching in this thread huh.
Kinda. Once a bully poured sand in a black kids hair and I threw him in a ditch and broke his ankle. Another time a cousin of mine wanted to see if I could fight, so he threw a punch at me and i sidestepped. Then I hook kicked him in the knee and he fell, couldn't move his leg. But I guess I never really Fought.
When I was in 7th grade, some kid named Mark Myers (He has a facebook lmao) started a fight with me (he was talking shit about my behind my back to all him 'SUPER AWESOME COOL FRIENDS') As we came inside from playing football he tried to pin me on a wall, so I just shoved him off of me, slammed HIM into the wall, and punched him in the gut and left him there. Then at the end of the day him and one of his friends (in 8th grade Marks friend became MY friend and told mark to fuck off :v:) were waiting outside for me. Mark runs up to me to punch me, I move and I hit him like 2 times in the face REALLY fuckin' hard. The other kid recorded like 2 seconds of it, but lost it later :crying:
THEN in [highlight]8th grade[/highlight] on my last day in the school, (I had to move before 1st trimester was even over) we got into a fight and I hit him in the face like 6 times before the vice principal broke it up. We were directly under a surveillance camera too :v: He's a pussy shit talker who let his mouth get the better of him (:smug:) and then got his ass whooped 3 times.
I was fooling around with one of my friends when I my backpack accidentally hit this ugly fat ass with braces in the face, he walked over to me, punched me in the jaw. I punched him back twice and a fell down, then he just went mad and started kicking and punching all over the place, I sort of just kept backing away until I pushed him down, since he was spazzing out he was unbalanced and fell over easily, then he just left. One of his friends came over to me later and told me I made his mouth bleed in two places by pushing his braces into his lips. Ouch.
I got in a fight once.
I got whooped so I guess you can't really call it a fight though.
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18871800]Some guy grabbed my ass.
My girlfriend hit him.[/QUOTE]
I remember once I was on the computer and this kid grabbed me and threw me outta my spot. My Girlfriend saw this, walked over and kicked him in the balls and smashed his face in a filing cabinet. It was funny. And I got my computer back.
About 4-5 years ago, I was hanging out with my friends, and somehow they all got mad at me, and were carrying me to one of there houses, they had about four guys restraining me, one guy in front of me kept on saying "We're gonna kill ya", after he was done saying 'ya' I kicked him in the balls, then they punched me in the stomach, but they also let go of my arms, I punched one of them in the face and kicked anothers shin, then they were chasing me, but I was the fastest running of them, and I got home safe.
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;18876631]About 4-5 years ago, I was hanging out with my friends, and somehow they all got mad at me, and were carrying me to one of there houses, they had about four guys restraining me, one guy in front of me kept on saying "We're gonna kill ya", after he was done saying 'ya' I kicked him in the balls, then they punched me in the stomach, but they also let go of my arms, I punched one of them in the face and kicked anothers shin, then they were chasing me, but I was the fastest running of them, and I got home safe.[/QUOTE]
Haha, I remember a time where a kid threatened to kill all of us with a .22 caliber rifle. I got suspended and restrained. To this day he holds a grudge against me for opening his can of mountain dew in the morning and crunching it against his forehead. He had it coming, I assure you. :3:
Yeah, about 2 times.
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18876697]Yeah, about 2 times.[/QUOTE]
Care to add detail? I'm bored tonight. :v:
I was in a bunch of fights when I was in grade school. Knocked out a kid's tooth :smug:
Got a small knife scar on my right hand, a deep knife on the left shoulder that had to get stapled shut at the doctors, left knee is blown, and the scars on my knuckles are finally starting to fade 5 years after calming down. Moral of the story: Don't have friends that do drugs but don't pay the dealer and call you when they get into trouble.
My favorite is the scar on my thumb when this drunk husband bit the **** out of it when I stopped him from beating his wife. Make sure you close your hand real good when grabbing someones collar lol
In a small way I miss a good knock-about, but I kind of need to keep my nose clean to get by in the world :(. Oh well.
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