1. In 5th grade, some kid in 4th grade walked up to me with 2 of his friends, and he stood in front of them with his arms crosses, I don't know, I guess he was trying to look cool, but the kid says "Yo, get off my turf" (and this was in school), and I laughed, he got angry and threw in a punch. Hit me in the nose. He and his friends laughed as I checked for blood and he said "Oh, sowwy, awe you cwying?", and I just said "Be annoying somewhere else", and he kicked my leg, so I got pissed and picked him up and said "I... SAID... GO... SOMEWHERE... ELSE...". I let him go and the kid and his friends ran like a bunch of pussies. Not really a fight, but it was bordering one.
2. Grade six, me and my best friend in grade five are hanging out on this hill at recess, and this Spanish girl in my class who is really fucking strong comes along with her 2 grade five friends, one the kind that is just a bitch, and the other is kinda just... THERE (all girls), and sacs me. They laugh and walk off, and I fell to the ground writhing in pain. I got this huge adrenaline rush, cause that isn't the first thing they've done to piss me off, and I ran up and kicked her as hard as I could in the back of the knee. She, being really fucking tough, turned around and kicked my leg, and soon we just began to start throwing punches and shit like that. Her 2 friends just cheered on, and one of them (the bitch) comes in and starts to fight me as well. I knew I couldn't take both of them, with the 3rd joining in now, so I ran out of the tangle of arms and legs. The bitch ran up to me, and I punched her in the stomach, so she backed off. Me and my friend went back to our shit.
3. Sixth grade again, this douche in grade 1 ran up to me and said I was mean to him when I was in grade 1 and started trying to punch me. I just kinda threw him over my shoulders. Okay, maybe not really a fight, but whatever.
4. When I was 19, now graduated, I went for a walk (not sure what time, but the sky was black) and I was walking through an ally cause my friend just called my cell for me to meet him at this bar, and it was the shortest way there, and some douche comes along and uppercuts my face, my nose now bleeding, and he, I notice by now, was trying to mug me, so I dodged his second punch, and threw my pocketknife out and told him to back the fuck off, so he said "No, give me your wallet". I said why the fuck would I do that, I've got the advantage. He said "Think again" and I looked behind me to notice some other guy running at me full speed. Now this is the part that my friend liked best when I told him why I was late. I dodged the mother fucker and he rammed right into his mugging partner. And guess what? He knocked both his partner and himself out. I simply walked past, and made it to the bar.
Oh yeah, that last part was recent, I am 19 now, turning in March.
Nah, not really.
Only real fight I had was in water with a guy who knew judo.
He put me into a choke when I was pretty deep underwater and tried to knock me out. I'm used to fighting and moving around in the water though (lifeguarding - people will try to grab/choke you when they're drowning, it's instinctual), so I got one of my arms free and managed to hit his head. Ended up punching his nose, and did enough for a cloud of blood to come out so he let go.
Don't remember what happened after that, think I took a look at his nose (this happened at work). Somehow he turned out to be a pretty good friend though, so it worked out :v:
When I stayed at my elementary school's afterschool program in 2nd grade, there was this 3rd grader around who was short, pretty dumb, and a total cunt. He was about my size all-around and sounded like a massive douchebag, so every time he talked I wanted to hit him. One day as I'm working on my homework he comes up and starts saying belligerent shit to me, so I give him the obligatory "Fuck off," command. He continued, so I just stood up and bitchslapped him, then took him down in two swings and was about to groundpound him until the program tutors came by and broke it up. I gave him a black eye :buddy:
I think he got in a swing or two on me, but they weren't really all that well-placed or damaging.
Everyone here has pretty kickass stories that don't all sounds particularly true. Although I did once kill a man with my thumb.
No, I just screw with their mind with subliminal messages.
Yes.
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Got a fucking problem with that?
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;18865207]They were my friends, I hate to see them fight :crying:[/QUOTE]
Hey! Spacey got gold too! ^_^. But you were in a fight? D: You never told me this!
I was 5 years old, and my mom found me in the ball pen at a McDonald's playground/thing, and I was on top of an 8 year old, pounding his face in.
Alright..... Let's begin with a small list of fights....
My first day of Kindergarten... I was hanging on with my old preschool friend John ,and this kid began calling us babies, little runts, and poopiefaces.... I didn't really care but then he tried to punch my friend John! I grabbed by backpack once he pulled away and smashed it into his face and managed to break his nose. Turns out the kid's dad was a lawyer and his uncle was Buffalo, NY's court prosecutor.
About..... 4th Grade.
I was playing basketball with some friends (in Arizona now) and I was sorta new to Arizona... I moved back in June of 4th grade and I was really kinda shy but I was hanging out with a few friends.... I'm sure we've all played knock out(Basketball Game) here and I was playing for a little bit and a third grader named Zach began playing with us. I didn't know him but during the game I managed to swish him out. I went to the back of the line ,and he came back infront of me.... I told him, "Hey dude your out...." he went all juggernaut style on me and began yelling at me before trying too punch me! I threw back and socked him in the chest and then grabbed him and began push fighting him.... Eventually an EA came by and pulled us apart and sent us both to the detention room.... The kid got suspended and I was let go with a warning.
Seventh Grade.
At this time I was sorta nerdy.... (I began playing CS 1.6 and mmorpgs) I was being bullshited by some annoying kid who kept throwing me against the stairs.... One day he ripped up my backpack (and destroyed some of my homework) I fucking flipped. I grabbed him and spinned a little bit and tossed him(Don't ask me how the fuck I did... I'm still clueless). He came back and was about to punch me before the counselor Mr. Greenwald stopped us and pulled us to the office... I got checked out by the nurse and they said I was find... The kid had been bruised on the leg and the arm.
Theirs a lot more small fights but these were pretty much edged in my memory with the consequences that followed.
Yeah I have but we were so equal in weight and strength we kinda just threw each other a bout a bit with neither of us gaining an advantage.
got my nose bone broken a bit in one
Never been in a fight, i think people are intimidated by me, even though i wouldn't hurt anyone.
I wish I got in a cool fight like most people posting in this thread. I'd probs get beat up if I got in one.
Once, I won.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;18879201]I wish I got in a cool fight like most people posting in this thread. I'd probs get beat up if I got in one.[/QUOTE]
I use cheap tatics to win fights. It's hilarious when someone tries to do their gang banger fighting position and you drop kick them as hard as you can in their knee. Ah...Good times.
Many. Defended myself successfully every time.
I fought a lot when I was little, but I try not to get involved in fights now.
Several. I can't remember how many, but i know there were no winning or losing. It always ended up with a teacher seperating us. So it's been quite a while since my last fight.
My friend slapped me so i punched him in the balls
Fighting is pathetic. But, yes, I have fought.
I beat up a 3rd grader once
[B]IN SECOND GRADE[/B]
It was winter and I kicked him in the shins, bent his pinky back, and smashed an ice sheet over his head
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18865177]Facepunch is weak as shit.[/QUOTE]
Go on and say that to my face, tough guy :c00l:
Ive never been in one, quite glad really.
[QUOTE=LoserMan255;18884337]Go on and say that to my face, tough guy :c00l:[/QUOTE]
you're weak as shit
Yes back when I was in primary 5. It was over some Pokemon cards. Now that I think of it, it was pretty pointless to fight over such trivial item
yeah two days ago me and my buddies got in a big fight with the bedouins
(Arab equivalent of rednecks)
Once.
Only once. I was 9, and it wasn't very serious. Me and a friend was at the playground, so this 8 year comes up and acts all though. He probably did this because he knew neither me or my friends was very though. So he started pushing me around, my friend jumped on his back and then I punched him in his face. He ran away.
Yes. In grade 5 there was this kid who i really hated, he challenged me to a fight after school, I said sure.
Once school ended him and I started fighting, i kicked him and he pushed me down, he then got on top of me, counted to 3 and i kicked him off with him crying and saying "YOU BROKE MY ARM!!!".
He told everyone he won.
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