WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SEX IS ON FIIIIIIIRE
caps
my pants is on fire :ohdear:
That was one wierd wank
Real men ignores pain.
[QUOTE=Partyprime;26620139]Real men [b]ignores[/b] pain.[/QUOTE]
Real men have proper grammar.
Is you kidding? Real men ignores proper grammer.
Could somebody loan me some water?
My avatar explains my reaction.
MY avatar perfectly describes my reaction.
why am i typing
Not again...
How will we piss???
Burnt hair smells like shit, it's giving me major headaches
My balls don't melt until 1941 K
If I chug down a bottle of motor oil I bet I'll have a flamethrower down my pants.
[QUOTE=Daimao;26622773]If I chug down a bottle of motor oil I bet I'll have a flamethrower down my pants.[/QUOTE]
True, but your dick would be majorly fried
Looks like I'm in some, hot pants....
:downsrim:
I'd be like
Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound
I know they're watching, they're watching
All the commotion, the kiddie like play
Has people talking, talking
You, your sex is on fire
The dark of the alley, the breaking of day
The head while I'm driving, I'm driving
Soft lips are open, knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying, you're dying
You, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire
I masturbate too fast
my dick appears to be on fire
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;26620667]Could somebody loan me some water?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjXzXUuyAgI[/media]
...for water
Bakin' Bacon'
FP has genitalia? This is news for me.
Fapped too much that time :v:
Cutting my wrists wasn't good enough.
Sounds pretty hot.
who's cooking wieners
posting on facepunch about that first
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