[QUOTE=Disgruntled;37183976]You...kinda already do, to an extent.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps he want's to be a Puker from Dead Space?
That guy from misfits who had telekinetic powers over dairy products, and he began killing people by moving any dairy products they'd eaten that day into their windpipe so they'd suffocate.
A controller that copies a game character's moves, then lets you perform them after wrapping the controller around your arm.
Want to throw some hadokens? Pop in the controller and play some Street Fighter.
Want transform your body into a nightmarish fighting machine? Play some Prototype.
Want to do some parkour with limitless stamina? Play some Mirror's Edge
Ect.
[QUOTE=MechaKat;37183921]Be able to make Vuvuzela music in people's heads just by looking at them.[/QUOTE]
Of all powers, I would love to have this one.
Being able to control particle matter.
The possibilities!
But more seriously, having the power to make diarrhea shoot out of one's ears.
You ever feel like you just heard the weirdest sound in the world, but you didn't bother to tell anyone about it?
Maybe other people heard it too. Maybe everyone in the world heard it at the same time. Maybe there is some guy somewhere in the world who can make everyone hear a sound of his choice.
But then i'd wonder what sound he would choose next. Maybe he'd accidentally play the wrong sound and everyone in the world would hear 'NNNGH' when he took a shit.
MY BRILLIANT THOUGHTS IN ACTION
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;37184506]A controller that copies a game character's moves, then lets you perform them after wrapping the controller around your arm.
Want to throw some hadokens? Pop in the controller and play some Street Fighter.
Want transform your body into a nightmarish fighting machine? Play some Prototype.
Want to do some parkour with limitless stamina? Play some Mirror's Edge
Ect.[/QUOTE]
so if I play Mafia II I become a bad ass war veteran who joins the mafia.
I thought of loads of these while high a few years ago, it made for an amazing discussion. I asked my friends which they'd rather have, I only remember a few;
The power to materialise coasters at will
The power to rotate anything 90degrees just by thinking about it (you could only do this once per thing)
The power to reverse gravity in 2m^3 for one hour (after the hour passed you could use it somewhere else)
The ability to always just [i]barely[/i] miss a punch
The power to make someone fart with his foot.
Bono has the power to make an African child die every time he claps his hands.
Sounds fun, I wish I had that.
The power to give others reason.
The power to send many cats to couples having intimate relations.
The power to take total control of anyone who's eaten a Burrito up until they go to the Bathroom and get it out of their system.
So basically possession for a grand total of a minute.
The abilty to instantly kill all insects in an area. It'd help me get rid of these fucking bedbugs!
The ability to see things through others' eyes. Like possession except they control themselves still. You could hear their thoughts and see through their eyes and feel what they did, emotionally and physically. Wouldn't be all that useful, but it would be really interesting
Being able to change's someone's skin colour when you wink while looking at them or when saying any colour.
The ability to bring any fictional character to life, of course, they're bound to you(they can't go off and live on their own type of thing). And you can decide when they can cease to exist again.
The ability to turn anything back into it's base form.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;37184506]A controller that copies a game character's moves, then lets you perform them after wrapping the controller around your arm.
Want to throw some hadokens? Pop in the controller and play some Street Fighter.
Want transform your body into a nightmarish fighting machine? Play some Prototype.
Want to do some parkour with limitless stamina? Play some Mirror's Edge
Ect.[/QUOTE]
Man that would be great.
The daily commute when going to school would be such a blast then, just play some Infamous.
Slide on the railing next to the highway all the way to the big city and then just leap from roof to roof.
Super Power:
Having a GTAIV trainer in real life.
Want to go somewhere? Teleport or summon a car of your likings. Need to change clothes? No problem.
Cops bugging you? Make them ignore you completely.
Accidentally crash into someones car? Just fix you car in the blink of an eye then force them out of their car and fix it too.
Ability to turn everything and anything inside out. Scary as hell. Not only physical objects, but human mind, thought, ideas...
to breath fire out of your ureathra like a dragon
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;37210856]to breath fire out of your ureathra like a dragon[/QUOTE]
Also known as a urinary tract infection
What if everyone in the world actually has the power to absorb the powers of anyone else, but nobody has any power other than the absorbing power.
That means that if Superman ever came to Earth, or Spiderman actually got created, suddenly everyone would be gods.
It would probably end very badly.
Jerry's even steven powers from Seinfeld .
Common sense.
Real life console commands, impulse 101 would give me all handheld weapons ever created, and I could access them just by pulling them out of my pocket/backpack/anus.
Like how the human torch can turn into fire I want to turn into[I] GLASS[/I]
The transparent window of justice
[B]CAPTAIN FRAGILE![/B]
The ability to make people instantly trip over themselves.
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