[QUOTE=Fusilero1;19260541]My brother walking in on me watching anime he had a freak out[/QUOTE]
Do you happen to be my sister? :v:
i would love to have sex with my sister, but sadly i'm not american
Other awkward moment
my sister left the bathroom door unlocked while she was showering, best tits ever
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;18635410]One time My mom came in on me and my cousin fucking. very awkard.[/QUOTE]
What - she [B]came[/B] in on you?
[QUOTE=medal-12;19260659]my sister left the bathroom door unlocked while she was showering, best tits ever[/QUOTE]
My sister and I used to shower together when we were young.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19260730]What - she [B]came[/B] in on you?[/QUOTE]
i see what you did there.
and i liked it.
My mom once caught me masturbating, in a manner of speaking.
The lock on my door was broken (damnit!) and I was wearing a headset.
I thought I heard something so I closed the porn-windows, looked behind me and my mom opened the door to my room few seconds later asking how my day was.
I basically sat there, facing my monitor with my dick out for 5 minutes; talking to my mom.
She walked out and said that she was going to make dinner, she didn't even notice (since I never turned around).
PHEW!
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264354]she didn't even notice (since I never turned around).
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Or did she? Maybe she didn't want to confront you with it.:razz:
[QUOTE=melon²;19264408]Or did she? Maybe she didn't want to confront you with it.:razz:[/QUOTE]
Well basically it would be impossible for her to see that my penis was out. Also no porn was on my screen, therefore she could not have known.
[B]I hope. :ohdear:[/B]
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264354]My mom once caught me masturbating, in a manner of speaking.
The lock on my door was broken (damnit!) and I was wearing a headset.
I thought I heard something so I closed the porn-windows, looked behind me and my mom opened the door to my room few seconds later asking how my day was.
I basically sat there, facing my monitor with my dick out for 5 minutes; talking to my mom.
She walked out and said that she was going to make dinner, she didn't even notice (since I never turned around).
PHEW![/QUOTE]
You mean she didn't see your hand moving up and down torward your groin?
Bullshit. She saw you.
Unless your penis is small enough to be unseen.
*ponders*
Yep, that's my best bet.
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Also, the worst for me was my parents found out that I was on porn websites by checking the history when I was 10.
Never caught me in the act, though. My brother's perverted friend has, though.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264452]You mean she didn't see your hand moving up and down torward your groin?
Bullshit. She saw you.
Unless your penis is small enough to be unseen.
*ponders*[/QUOTE]
I stopped fapping a second or so before she opened the door.
I don't close all of the porn-windows and keep on fapping, silly.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264485]I stopped fapping a second or so before she opened the door.
I don't close all of the porn-windows and keep on fapping, silly.[/QUOTE]
Why didn't you just stand up and pull up your pants acting as if you were just pulling them up slightly because they were down only a little bit? WHY?
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;18635410]One time My mom came in on me and my cousin fucking. very awkard.[/QUOTE]
One time my mother came in on me and my FATHER fucking!
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264513]Why didn't you just stand up and pull up your pants acting as if you were just pulling them up slightly because they were down only a little bit? WHY?[/QUOTE]
I used the penis-hole in my underwear + the hole in the jeans, so my pants were never down.
For a project, my dad said he'd print out picture of an apple for me, so he went on Google Images and google'd apple, the first image was a penis painted green.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264544]I used the penis-hole in my underwear + the hole in the jeans, so my pants were never down.[/QUOTE]
Who does that? No one, that's who.
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[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264544]I used the penis-hole in my underwear + the hole in the jeans, so my pants were never down.[/QUOTE]
Also, you were talking to your mom all while not looking at her at all? If your mom isn't a TOTAL MORON, it would be hard for her not to notice you in the act. How is your room set up?
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264554]Who does that? No one, that's who.
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No I do, I put my penis through the big hole in the front and fap away.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264554]Also, you were talking to your mom all while not looking at her at all? If your mom isn't a TOTAL MORON, it would be hard for her not to notice you in the act. How is your room set up?[/QUOTE]I have a large chair, and I was looking at her but my body was facing the screen (that's what I meant).
The door is behind my chair (a few feet) so it's covering me completely (except for the legs).
I just sort of stuck out my head and talked to without spinning the chair around.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264579]No I do, I put my penis through the big hole in the front and fap away.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm. Weird. NOW, ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTION THAT YOU DIDN'T GET TO SEE YET.
I think all our mothers know we fap, they aren't some kind of idiotic mammals that were born as adults.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264485]I stopped fapping a second or so before she opened the door.
I don't close all of the porn-windows and keep on fapping, silly.[/QUOTE]
Theres a good thing called Alt+F4 XD
Also, if you close out of a window real fast before someone walks in, it's obvious that you're up to something naughty.
My mom gets suspicious of me all the time when I do that. I'd close out of the window earlier, but I can't fucking hear her walk up. She's like a ninja.
[QUOTE=bilbasio;19264679]Theres a good thing called Alt+F4 XD[/QUOTE]
True, but it doesn't work that well when Firefox asks you if you want to save the tabs or not :P
Luckily I was quick and managed to click on save-tabs before she got in. :q:
Also, here is a picture explaning the situation:
[media]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/795/fapsituation.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264841]Also, if you close out of a window real fast before someone walks in, it's obvious that you're up to something naughty.
My mom gets suspicious of me all the time when I do that. I'd close out of the window earlier, but I can't fucking hear her walk up. She's like a ninja.[/QUOTE]
The windows were already closed when she got in, I was just sitting there; relaxing (with my penis out).
my mom asked if I masturbate, I said no, she says there's nothing wrong with it...then tells me my dad masturbates too :byodood:
my sister was in the room with her friend and i heard uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264861]True, but it doesn't work that well when Firefox asks you if you want to save the tabs or not :P
Luckily I was quick and managed to click on save-tabs before she got in. :q:
Also, here is a picture explaning the situation:
[media]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/795/fapsituation.jpg[/media]
The windows were already closed when she got in, I was just sitting there; relaxing (with my penis out).[/QUOTE]
Rockin' out with your cock out?
i was creeped out
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264900]Rockin' out with your cock out?[/QUOTE]
I just relaxed and spoke in a calm tone, I don't think she suspected much at all.
Wouldn't that be funny if it was really sad news that she came in to tell you about and you had an erection?
You're cousin's dead, son. Why do you have a boner?
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[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;19264888]my mom asked if I masturbate, I said no, she says there's nothing wrong with it...then tells me my dad masturbates too :byodood:[/QUOTE]
Because I can't please him because I have feminine dryness.
LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA
[QUOTE=Gluth;19264942]Wouldn't that be funny if it was really sad news that she came in to tell you about and you had an erection?
You're cousin's dead, son. Why do you have a boner?
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Because I can't please him because I have feminine dryness.
LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA[/QUOTE]
Lol yeah.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264996]Lol yeah.[/QUOTE]
What is said in this thread stays in this thread.
Everyone understand?
I walked in on my sister drying herself in the shower
My sister has the best tits ever
:gizz:
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