[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;19265059]I walked in on my sister drying herself in the shower
My sister has the best tits ever
:gizz:[/QUOTE]
Really? Really? Do we have to go there?
:gizz:
^Because it's funny, that's why.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265018]What is said in this thread stays in this thread.
Everyone understand?[/QUOTE]
Sure!
[B]This thread = Fun for the whole family![/B]
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19265093]Sure!
[B]This thread = Fun for the whole family![/B][/QUOTE]
No, I'm blackmailing you, Myrrdin.
Lol im in my cave so when my parents are walking near the stairs I hear the roof "Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom" So I have the time to close my windows and open gmod XD
[editline]02:09AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;19265059]I walked in on my sister drying herself in the shower
My sister has the best tits ever
:gizz:[/QUOTE]
How old is she?
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265108]No, I'm blackmailing you, Myrrdin.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Will you tell my mom if I don't pay up?
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264925]I just relaxed and spoke in a calm tone, I don't think she suspected much at all.[/QUOTE]
How old are you??
/me whisper im only 13...
[QUOTE=bilbasio;19265144]How old are you??
/me whisper im only 13...[/QUOTE]
I'm 20, but this did not happen recently. It happened quite a few years ago.
-snippity-
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18633757]Ectoplasm![/QUOTE]
There was a spooky ghost, mom!
My sister walked in on me taking a shower
I have the best tits ever
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19265159]I'm 20, but this did not happen recently.[/QUOTE]
I'm tempted to ask questions... so I will:
1. Girlfriend?
2. Have sex yet?
3. Do you feel the need for a third question?
[editline]02:13AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ThePuska;19265183]My sister walked in on me taking a shower
I have the best tits ever[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265187]I'm tempted to ask questions... so I will:
1. Girlfriend?
2. Have sex yet?
3. Do you feel the need for a third question?
[editline]02:13AM[/editline]
lol[/QUOTE]
1. Had quite a few, but none at the moment.
2. No I am waiting for the right one.
3. Yes, please do continue.
I hate when my parents make sex related jokes or anything like that, so fucking awkward.
If you're twenty, I don't think your mom would care if I told her you masterbated at 13.
I'm not blackmailing you anymore.
4. Are you gay?
5. Are you straight?
6. Are you bisexual?
7. Drink/Smoke/Pot?
8. Date of birth
9. Mother's date of birth.
10. Thumbprint here:
[editline]02:17AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;19265258]I hate when my parents make sex related jokes or anything like that, so fucking awkward.[/QUOTE]
Your parents are weird because mine never ever ever do that.
Your parents are sex fiends.
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19264485]I stopped fapping a second or so before she opened the door.
I don't close all of the porn-windows and keep on fapping, silly.[/QUOTE]
I was faping in the restroom of my father office in my house, im alone at my house so im taking my time, but right when I finish, I hear my father arriving and going in the basement, but im like almost completely nude... Lol my father arrives and he hears me in the restroom, so he said "What are you doing" I said im Peeing(Can I say that), and at the same time, im dressing... I exited and he said nothing, because I was all dressed...
Akward moment: One time, we had a family reunion at my house, and then my parents and my cousins and the rest of my family all undressed and had sex all over the food. Don't you hate when that happens?
Yes. Yes i do. Especially when the grandparents get into it.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265302]Akward moment: One time, we had a family reunion at my house, and then my parents and my cousins and the rest of my family all undressed and had sex all over the food. Don't you hate when that happens?[/QUOTE]
I hope for you that you are joking...
Mature people do that, Go With It.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265267]If you're twenty, I don't think your mom would care if I told her you masterbated at 13.
I'm not blackmailing you anymore.
4. Are you gay?
5. Are you straight?
6. Are you bisexual?
7. Drink/Smoke/Pot?
8. Date of birth
[/QUOTE]
4. No
5. Yes
6. No
7. Drink occasionally when I'm at a party.
8.11/11/1989 (also available in my FP profile)
Won't give you the other 2 :P
[QUOTE=bilbasio;19265331]I hope for you that you are joking...[/QUOTE]
The food was still good, though. The ass and boobs that were rubbed all over the food were the perfect sauce for the balogna.
If anyone didn't know, Gluth faps to jizzed on Balogna.
Then eats it.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265334]Mature people do that, Go With It.[/QUOTE]
Ok......................................................
He was talking to me, good sir.
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]If anyone didn't know, Gluth faps to jizzed on Balogna.
Then eats it.[/QUOTE]
It was NOT jizzed on.
It was ass rubbed on. Big difference, Go With It. Big difference.
Time for bed, night!
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9985/wizard3nudetimeforbed.png[/img]
Good night
[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19265433]Time for bed, night!
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/9985/wizard3nudetimeforbed.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Good night.
I sure hope you don't dream about the comments. If so, god help you.
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344]The food was still good, though. The ass and boobs that were rubbed all over the food were the perfect sauce for the balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]If anyone didn't know, Gluth faps to jizzed on Balogna.
Then eats it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344] ass and boobs that were rubbed all over the food were the perfect sauce for the balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]know, Gluth faps to jizzed on Balogna.
Then eats it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344] food were the perfect sauce for the balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]faps to jizzed on Balogna.
Then[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344]sauce for the balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]jizzed on Balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344]balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391]Balogna.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gluth;19265344][B]balogna.[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Go With It;19265391][B]Balogna.[/B][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/dc6m43.jpg[/IMG]
Though it's spelled with 2 O's, and we both only put 1.
EDIT: YOU BASTARD YOU EDITED YOUR QUOTE.
Fuck it though, i'm leaving this here.
I did NOT, SIR.
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