I told my Grandma that "I like girls, and like to have fun with lots of girls", than I winked. This was at Christmas dinner, but if you knew me, you'd realize I didn't give a fuck
This thread is indubitably delightful!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD
...for the day. Until I find a better one.
watching a furry convention commerical and having my parents say "what teh fuck is wrong with them people, dressing up in animal costumes and shiaaaat!"
[QUOTE=noobkira;19266160]watching a furry convention commerical and having my parents say "what teh fuck is wrong with them people, dressing up in animal costumes and shiaaaat!"[/QUOTE]
Please film and post it when you tell your parents that you're a furry.
Mine have mostly taken place at family dinners.
Back about eight years ago I'm assuming at Christmas dinner, my conservative (by conservative, I mean Glenn Beck conservative) father went out and bought a "Sore Loserman 2001" t-shirt for my liberal aunt to mock Al Gore and her beliefs in general. It ended in her locking herself in the bathroom and crying for several hours and my dad basically saying 'fuck this, I'm going home'. And that he did; he went home, turned on a movie, poured a drink, and had a merry goddamn Christmas.
This year's dinner was a several hour long awkward moment. My dad and aunt, yet again, got into a political argument. Drinking was also involved. My family is used to it, so it was more amusing than awkward. My uncle was also arrested after dinner and my drug addict cousin who almost killed my parents and used to steal women's underwear showed up. Need I go into greater detail how awkward these things can get?
My paranoid, loony grandmother who once kidnapped my father and divorced my grandfather also showed up. She got kicked out of the Moose Lodge for her body odor and they're trying to kick her out of the nursing home because she smokes in the bathroom.
Yeah, our family dinners can get pretty fucking interesting.
We were sitting on the couch and my dog starting humping with his toy.
^His sex toy?
CLEAR!!! RECHARGING... CLEAR!!!
I think the thread's gonna be okay. I was able to revive it in time.
My bro' walked in on me while i was checking out the hentai thread here on the forums. He just said "what the fuck, dude" and i was like "what?". He just picked his Nintendo 64 and walked out.
Caught :gizz: in the car during a family Reunion, Shit i stained the windows
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