What hand do you use to masturbate? - General

[QUOTE=gk99;49999922]Both is the #1 answer? Weird, I just assumed everyone used their dominant unless they were testing that "left hand feels like its not yours" theory.[/QUOTE] That's because i'm an idiot and fucked up the poll by putting "Both" and "Switch hands occasionally" in the same answer.

the middle one

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;50000295]It would be great if we didn't get any pleasure from genital stimulation and orgasm then we could think clearly at all times[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvfZnCNFPJQ[/media]

My right hand is dominant, but I use my left to crank it. Mostly 'cause I need my right hand for the mouse. Nobody wants to get their mouse all funky and gunky.

I use my feet.

Through willpower and force, I am able to do so with my mind.

I'm right handed and but use lefty. I do it out of courtesy for others and because usually handling the mouse with my left hand is awkward as hell.

My left hand obviously

Right-handed, but I use my left hand. I can't even masturbate with my right hand. It doesn't just feel weird, I literally can't do it.

Cant do it with my hands so I lay on my belly and hump.

only use my feet

I use both at the same time and sometimes only use one of them.

I'm a dominant lefty, used to wank with right but switched to left

there's no poll option for being ambidextrous but only using one

[SP]...Heh.[/SP] I use one hand, but alternate at times.

I'm left handed and using my left fells better. I sometimes try my right but at this point I'm too used to my left and it's not as good.

All 26 of them

Use the off-hand to play with the balls and rub the lower half of the shaft. Use the main hand's thumb to play with the tip and rub the upper shaft.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NkZeL5C.png[/IMG] oh boy

I feel that as a left handed person living in a right handed world, I have the upper hand. I use my mouse with my right, and I wank with my left, it's perfect.

my girlfriends [sp]no im kidding im on fp do you think i have a girlfriend[/sp]

I use a back scratcher.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;50011901]I use a back scratcher.[/QUOTE] Well, you've successfully posted the most ridiculous thing in the thread so far. I'm kind of surprised more people don't use both hands. Also I don't really think that switching hands counts as both, shouldn't they be separate categories?

how does this thread even last that long

I use one until it gets tired, then swap until it gets tired, repeat. Usually I can't even get off so I just get tired and give up.

im right-handed but use my left hand for whatever reason... my left arm is stronger too is there a correlation there?

[QUOTE=The golden;50017314]You have a heavy penis apparently.[/QUOTE] i'm doin' hammer curls with the shit

Wireless Girlfriend

I have a girlfriend and a social life, where's that option on your poll?

[QUOTE=Tools;50025700]I have a girlfriend and a social life, where's that option on your poll?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zhSKmM4.png[/IMG] ????????????????