Wow...A lot of people in this thread are dickheads.
Special Ed kids can't help being that way. What they want is for people to not ignore their disabilities, but to not make a big deal about them. Just act normally and be nice.
I have Dyspraxia, HyperExtensions and Loose Ligaments.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyspraxia[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperextension[/url]
(found none for the ligaments.)
There's this dude a year below my in my school who has no friends, and at lunchtime he follows this routine, my friend followed him one day, he walks around the school a few times and then around the football pitches a few times, then comes back in. If you try and block his way he goes mental.
We got some in our school, but nothing too bad. I don't really mind them, and they don't mind me.
I know a weird special ed kid
you're looking at him :smug:
[QUOTE=jesse194;24819212]I wish there was a girl whos handicap was that she was horny all the time and wouldn't stop reaching down her pants.[/QUOTE]
the girl is blind and can't walk, but would probably be really cute if it weren't for her funky shrivled up legs.
[QUOTE=Ian D;24813704]This guy we called Gooby used to jack off under the lunch tables and throw his shoes at people.[/QUOTE]
^ my idol, there's a few in my school never had one in my class though
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[QUOTE=smellymonkey;24807020]I know they shouldn't be laughed at but they make me laugh. Their is this really really fat kid Tony who is in this super-special Ed class and he speaks funny and blocks people's ways because he's huge. Also, he has to have assistance when going to the bathroom and I heard one of the helpers say "Yay Tony you wiped your own butt!!!!"
Any weird Special Ed kids in your school?[/QUOTE]
Hey I'm Special Ed you fucking ass *coughautismcough.
I have a special ed student at my school, he claps his hands and twists his neck and says "Mike Mike"
Because his name is Sir Micheal.
I live in a red county, so it's a given that there will be 4 or 5 buses with disabled people. There's one guy who always is smiling, and has a red blotches on his face, like he's constantly sunburned, and there's one girl who always leans over and hides her face, so she needs a helper to guide her around the school.
I knew a kid all throughout all 12 grades named Mitchell. He was a really violent kid who couldn't talk clearly, and I think he stalked me. Because everytime I started dating a girl, he would start harassing me and tell me to break up with them.
We had a kid called Dragonslayer when I was in high school. I'm pretty sure he was a paranoid schizophrenic. He would constantly be running through the halls quoting Star Wars/Trek and blasting/cutting with a lightsaber his enemies. Good times were had by all if you made a "pew pew" noise while making a gun hand at him. Invisible grenades would soon be flying towards you.
On the very last day of school this kid just stood in a corner of the room. After about 30 minutes, the teachers asked him if he was okay. Which he said yes. The teacher told him to turn around and he had his hand down his pants and he just gave everyone this big retard grin.
there is a special ed girl in my class with humongous tits.
I don't like making fun of them, but last year my school did a Challenges program for mentally disabled children. They were fucking annoying, they knew what they were supposed to do, but they just yell and moan all throughout the halls.
One of the kids, Julio, would always yell and scream in the hallways when his mother brought him in, but when his father did he'd be completely silent. He's really the only loud one, and judging by how he acts right around his father, he has the brain power to listen to teachers.
[QUOTE=Zeloutional;24815373]In elementary, there's a program called, "T.R.E.E." For special kids.[/QUOTE]
It's called PADDLE here.
And I recall when I was in middle school, one of the special ed students came up to a friend of mine in the hall and said; "My daddy's gonna teach me how to kill you!"
Now I feel terrible for contributing to this thread.
A kid named Charlie punches his penis.
This one girl is really hot and had huge tits and shes has cerebl palsy. anyways, she tried to fuck anybody who walks: literally.
I've spent about 6 years in special ed school, there's not much these days concerning mentally handicapped kids that amazes me anymore.
There's this one kid called Lincoln who used to get pissed off when you said "Happy Birthday". Since Middle School is nice like that, we said it to him ALL THE TIME.
But the best is when my friend Russell was at his birthday party. He said "happy non-birthday" to him while he was there, and Lincoln got so pissed.
[QUOTE=red_rizer36;24873299]A kid named Charlie punches his penis.[/QUOTE]
He also bit my finger.
Special Ed kids are so fucking annoying.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;24813106]Related: [url]http://www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]#17: Kunte still likes the bathroom:
Today Kunte asked me if he could use the bathroom. Since he hadn't already used all his bathroom visits, I let him. Once again, he spent a good 15 minutes in there, but I didn't hear any flushing or gurgling sounds. I knocked on the door and didn't get any response. Finally I opened the door to see what was going on.
Kunte was laying face down in the middle of the bathroom with his eyes closed. Immediately fearing the worst I rushed over to him to see if he was alive. As soon as I sat next to him and started looking for vital signs he sits up and looks at me. In a frantic voice, I asked him if he was alright, if anything was wrong. He smiled and said,
"No I was just sleeping."
"Sleeping?!?", I inquired, "If you needed to take a nap you could have asked to go to the nurse, why are you sleeping
in the bathroom".
[B][I]"Because the tile is cool."[/I][/B][/quote]
:wtc:
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