The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[Kirbyfactor]

Im fighting with a shoe, he has a ruler.
Come at me.

[kunst_deco]

A sheep? Is fighting me with a tissue box while I have an extension cord.

[Kurahk]

I'm fighting you with a blue and silver Bionicle, and you're fighting me with a red and black Bionicle.

Childhood memories of fighting with Bionicles here I come!

[Durrsly]

A cup, a Game Gear on the left, and an iPad on the right.
I might win, Game Gear are like light-up bricks.

[UberGamer]

You have a fucking pen and I have an empty bottle.
Of course I could always get rid of the bottle and use the [B]ball of cellotape.[/B]

[Mayhemney]

Put down the book, or I'll beat the shit out of you with a sowing machine...

[SilverDragon619]

He slams the plate through his face and I tickle him with my ballhead deodorant.

[TorrentR]

get the fok out of my yard and gimme back that amplifier

i've got a salt rock lamp and soon I'm going to be the one rubbing salt into your wounds

[Claire Augustus]

Well well well Television wielder, prepare to meet my COUCH!

[Curls]

I have a knife, they have a banana

you're fucked boy

[Mayhemney]

Bananas are very dangerous

[SCPH7503]

A man with a hand through his head is attacking me with a bottle of ibuprofen, and I only have a glass of Tang to fight back with.

It sounds like some strange, obtuse analogy.

[JimJam707]

Klonoa is going to attack me with a screen cleaning thing that comes with screen protectors, while I smash a mug over his head

[Last or First]

A giant ape is trying to kill me with a plastic cup, while I defend myself with a large wooden African jug thing.

If he's forced to only hit me with the plastic cup, I think I might be fine. Otherwise, I am definitely not fine.

Hey, maybe he just wants the jug back. Hmm.

[gaminji]

Slowking is assaulting me with a bowl, and I have a bottle of Elmer's Glue to defend myself with.

neat

[WhatANiceName]

Squigly is attacking me with a fan while I'm spraying axe deodorant in her face.

[Smas]

I don't think that alarm clock you're holding matches up to my guitar.

[JgcxCub]

I'm fighting him with a kukri. He's fighting me with a rubik's cube... Hmm.

[LondierX]

Well, I'm wielding a table that I can barely manage to wield against a First-person weapon switching hand using a fucking wall. I see that this is the fairest fight ever....

[kiloy]

I'm fighting a cartoon with a coke can while they beat me with a water bottle.

[OffTheRoad]

I am fighting them with a fly swatter while they are fighting me with a computer mouse.

[ERI0N]

I'm shanking the person to death with a mug and my opponent is trying to poke me to death with my mouse.

[<V()LT>]

Fighting some knight sprite armed with a Xbox 360 Controller with a mug.

[Hoppenheimer]

I'm fighting him with a pencil and he's fighting me with a piano.

welp

[counterpo0]

Well the good news is that im fighting a burger with a water bottle.

The bad news is that he was a 9 inch bayonet.

[WBtimber]

I have my headphones, he has a toothbrush.
This could get interesting.

[SteakStyes]

I have a box fan, that thing has a beagle(as in a dog). Should be a really weird fight.

[LondierX]

Well, I can't see how a cat using a bed that it really couldn't possible lift could survive against me using a dresser full of random shit

[Mashak]

Anime thing triying to kill me with a cellphone?
Just bash their head in with a PC.

[Zillamaster55]

Pair of headphones while they have a pair of scissors.

Fuck