The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[SekritJay]

Uh, me and my bed versus a dinosaur/GORZIRRA armed with a Costa Coffee cup?

Not sure who would win that

[Dr. Ocsid]

They have my bowl of cereal + a spoon. I have a corded mouse.

i'm going all nunchucks on this bitch

[Zombini]

I am defending myself with an empty soda can, from Fry, who is wielding a full, unopened can. I think i'm fucked.

[Wespe]

Ball pen vs my lucky piggy plushy

[Animosus]

Canon 60D vs a clothes peg.

I think I might win..

[karpik232]

A dog is fighting me with my pants.
Better take a piece of that wall on the left and bash the dog's face in.

[Anzu143]

a guy is fighting me with a gameboy color

I am defending myself with a pack of sharpened pencils

should be ok

[Niklas]

Someone is trying to bash my head in with a labtop
I try to defend myself with spicy crackers

[Nibroc]

So whatever the fuck that is is trying to bash my head in with a pair of headphones, whilst I'm using a plank of wood (don't ask why I have this)
I think he wins because of strength alone.

[777ecnatsiser]

Mhm a wire cable to my left, good for strangling i guess... A parrot using a sharpened pencil to my right

Fuck.

[Jaspers]

Death by water bottle might be fun. Death by papercuts from a magazine might not be.

[Spudgun]

Can of Coke to my left. Inhaler to my right.

This is gonna be hype

[Tinbe]

To my left there is heavy, but pickable lamp, and to my right there is A4 notebook.
I can handle this.

[WishesForFishes]

To my left there is a studio mic, to my right is a 3DS XL.
I have no idea how this is going to go.

[Spherithex]

A shiny smeargle is trying to beat me with a phone while I defend myself with a water bottle.

[Cronos]

The Scout is fighting me with an university/college agenda while I try to fight back with a coin purse

[Dr. Ocsid]

She's got a DS. I've got a wii remote with the wrist strap.

I think I am going to win this one.

[yourbreakfsat]

fight me with air

[Wizy]

demoman attacks me with empty Budweiser ,33 bottle and I'm just with 1/2 full camel cigs pack. huh, maybe let's take cigarette break?

[Swog]

YES YOU MR. GOATEE, THIS BIG ASS CHAIR WILL BEAT YOUR CONTAINER FULL OF CLOTH AND CLEANING MATERIAL
MUWHAHAHAHA

[Dr._Medic]

A ghost is attacking me with a bottle of hand sanitizer while I have a wendy's cup.

BRING IT ON BITCH!

[Sergeant Stacker]

I'm fighting 5 Huells with a toothpick. I don't think I'll get out of this without making Huell unhappy.

[dsidewd]

I have a Nexus 7, they have a desktop pc. I'm doomed.

[mitterdoo]

sitting on couch

i have to fight them with a pillow while they have a nook (tablet)

what can puppies do to me

[Dr. Ocsid]

That bastard's got my Nexus 7. I have my empty cup.

Normally I would probably lose but i'll fucking go bat shit crazy to get that tablet back

[Izzy-chan]

Fry's fighting with a jar of candy.

I have a cell phone and a bottle of water.

Perhaps, through some ingenuity, I throw my phone at the jar, which will break. The shards will fall on him, cut his face, and cause him to bleed out.

Or he could just, y'know, bash my skull in with the jar.

[red_pharoah]

Some white-n-orange-wolf-cat creature (pokemon?)is attacking me with a 10 inch cathode ray TV while I wield a wooden dinner chair.

[Bazsil]

A uh

Robot looking thing?

Is fighting me with an empty oculus rift devkit crate, and I am defending myself with a pocket knife.

(Also yes it's a pokemon)

[kimchimafia]

So...I'll be fighting you with a bottle of Acai Berry pills and while defending myself with Lao Tzu's 'Tao Teh Ching'.

[Kurahk]

I'm fighting Clark Kent(?) with a grey wall and he's fighting me with 2 Bionicles.

I think I got this, unless I can't hit him with the wall.