The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[Art3mis Jinx]

I'm fighting a red head with a bag and she is using a pc. I'm probably going to lose.

[jamzzster]

I'm fighting a fucked up cartoon thing with a slipper. The cartoon thing is fighting me with a empty tube of pringles.

[Szraneraxtq]

I have an opened, running computer that's around 30+ degrees Celsius, while you, lady with flying hair, have a trash can full of wrappers.

Please don't hurt me

[patches]

I'm fighting him with an anti-insect spray while he's fighting me with a crowbar

[Texasbbwlover]

Fuck yes, best armed person in this thread. I am armed with a Ruger security six, .357 magnum revolver. The anime chick gets either a magazine or a pair of cargo shorts. Game on you little pixelated fucker.

[Darth_Kris]

I'm being attacked by a reptile with an envelope and I'm fighting back with a Deus Ex box.

[Vishh]

I got a headphone and you a dictionary, well I'm screwed

[SKEEA]

Well, a pokemon wielding a Gerber multitool is fighting me, wielding a beer bottle. Bring it on bitch.

[Durrsly]

Plate vs Atari Flashback 4 Joystick.

I'm boned, but then again you have no hands.

[스카치 여우]

I fight with a door and he fights with a ski mask. Huh.

[Pennywisе]

I have a water bottle.
That cartoon horse-thing has a hatchet.

[i]Fuck[/i]

[bord2tears]

[QUOTE=Pennywise;42060380]I have a water bottle.
That cartoon horse-thing has a hatchet.

[i]Fuck[/i][/QUOTE]

I have sunglasses and you have an empty bottle of medicine.
Well, this will be slow and gruesome for both of us I'm sure.

[AbeX300]

Lets see here.

I am fighting a dog-man. I have an empty Gatorade bottle, while he has a chair.

[b]Fuck[/b]

[gregmasterx]

I enter battle with an animu girl.

She's using an empty bottle of Mountain Dew, I'm using a mug filled with hot tea.

I guess I could throw my tea onto her face and knock her out with the mug.
Decisive victory, for sure.

[Makrin]

I'm staring down an owl holding a PS3 controller in its talons. The only obvious response is to pick up my spare Das keyboard and fight back.

[Kurahk]

A logo thing is fighting me with an empty cereal bowl.

I have a MacBook Pro. Whatcha gunna do now bitch

[Cureless]

I got a knife, she's got a pair of headphones. She's fucked.

(I'm not exactly sure how my avatar would attack, but go with it.)

[Rolond]

[QUOTE=Cureless;42062835]I got a knife, she's got a pair of headphones. She's fucked.

(I'm not exactly sure how my avatar would attack, but go with it.)[/QUOTE]

cureless poison would be a lot more dangerous if it wasn't trying to poison me using an ashtray, I have a breadboard for whatever reason.

[MechaKat]

I'm fighting them with a cup and they have scissors. We'll see.

[𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒽 ✔️]

Wow hes trying to kill me with my S3 better use my Plastic Bottle full of Coca Cola :v:

[LondierX]

Well, again, I'm using a bed that I can barely even lift, much less use as a weapon, while my opponent is wielding my younger brother who needs help with homework who's wielding a mechanical pencil.... Suffice to say, I believe none of us could use our weapons properly, but I would probably die.

[Payphone]

To my left is a giant air conditioner. To my right is an empty plastic bottle.
I got this.

[Raygen]

I'm fighting you with a calculator, while you are trying to attack me with a fridge.

All in all I suppose a calculator is a more effective weapon than a fridge.

[Kimr]

EAT REMOTE BIT-w-why are you stuffing my broken headphones into my skull?

[Kurahk]

I got a dull pocket knife, and you have a compass(The circle drawing thing, not the north pointing thing)

I think I got this.

[HeavyGuy]

You got a computer mouse, I have this blue yeti microphone.

I win!

[Meatloaf]

cherry chapstick vs medicated chapstick

i dont know

[Infab]

Lets see. My shotgun vs. a yard stick.

Guess who wins?

[ProfessorAssHat]

I have an ice cream bowl, he/she has a tablet stand.

Well...

[[sluggo]]

I'm fighting a fat guy armed with a fan using a lava lamp. interesting.