The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[Sockem]

I get needle-nose pliers and they get a trackball

Fuck, that's Einstein, he's gonna figure something out...

[Rebi]

To my left is a wall

To my right is a large knife, a kukri, and a machete. And a rock.

Lemme at em'.

[Thelurker1234]

to the left was my fountain pen, to the right is my backpack.

you better not fucking break it

[Sergeant Stacker]

A glass jar I make tea in. I suppose I could just smash it over that thing's head.

[muffinmastah]

fighting against that dude using a small chair, he has my galaxy s2

I win

[Bazsil]

I have The Official Guide to The X-Files, Vol. 5

They have a small ceramic bowl

Well... the items are useless in a fight. Being that I'm fighting a muffin though, I win.

[Kurahk]

Im fighting a Sonic OC with a half eaten piece of toast. Its fighting me with my mom's coffe mug.

Shit.

[Durrsly]

I have soda cans, and you have nothing.

[Kurahk]

I have my almost empty lunch bag, and you have the garbage from said lunch.

I think were both boned.

[whatthe]

I am fighting a furry(?) with my detached door and she is fighting me with my own laptop.

I would win I think.

[Bundy]

Being attacked with a mouse defending myself with a glass ash-tray

I think I win

[.Lain]

a 32" CRT television and a sanguine drawing pencil
i'm gonna lose!

[FlamingBlizza]

a pillow and a gaming pc.
Im fucked.

[Pootis S. Pen]

I have a ruler, and you have a frisbee. That's an oddly balanced fight (at least for the weapons..)

[OldAverageJoe]

A Zaku MG and a pair of Headphones might be enough to win.

[Bazsil]

I have a generic military issue Memoranda notepad, he has an oculus rift devkit control box and he looks VERY angry

[smileykiller447]

Welp, me with a crt 17 in and this guy with a pencil. Oddly balanced.

[Barfusman12]

A cardboard box is attacking me with a pocket watch, while I attack it back with a flat cap. Fear me.

[StarMcBound]

A pyromatic is attacking me with a candle stock, while I attack back with a alcohol-free beverage bottle.

[Zadrave]

A computer mouse is fighting me while I attack back with a beer bottle.

Interesting. I must be Demoman.

[ERI0N]

hmm I'm fighting the person with my bare hand and it seems my opponent is poking me to death with a computer mouse.

[Mayhemney]

He/She has a pillow, and I have a plastic cup. Atleast My weapon is harder.

[avon43]

I have a CO2 powered air pistol and they have a calculator

I win

[SaberVS7]

Wifi adapters don't make effective weapons, dear Overwatch operative. Especially with wires too stiff to properly twist around a neck.

Now, however, the structure of this headset could break someone's neck if used effectively, along with the looser wires being much simpler to asphyxiate with.

[Pilotguy]

To my left, I see some large ceiling-to-floor curtains.

To my right, a CRT monitor, a wooden chair and a keyboard piano.

[I]Fuck.[/I]

[normal boy]

I'm fighting a glass wielding plane with a glass.

[Compent]

huh, apparently i'm fighting you with anti-depressants and you're fighting me with my pacman papercraft.

what.

[careplane]

on my left is a screwdriver and a laptop.
on my right is a pencil and a laptop.

mmh.

[UntouchedShadow]

I'm smacking you with a Blackberry Playbook and you're smacking me with my tiny programming binder.

We're not going anywhere with this. In fact, there's no one for me to even fight.

[Mayhemney]

I can't hurt you; you're too cute...