The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[PortalSonic]

I'm amazed at how I can pick up a huge wardrobe full of clothes like it's Styrofoam. Meanwhile I am using it to fight a pug holding a huge wall with shelves.

[Anzu143]

Whoever that is, is fighting me with a slip of paper, I got a lamp. Or a sharp miniature model of Big Ben.

[IncogMouse]

Ok so Kennen you get a hat and I get a phone.

Prepare to meet your doom

[BuddyTheUser]

How the fuck am i supposed to beat that up with a lamp?

[That Sprite]

hahahaha i have a fucking door

[vlad]

i have this

[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Risotto-dish.jpg[/t]

you have this

[t]http://www.caminodesantiago.me/wp-content/uploads/water-bottle.jpg[/t]

i'm the obvious winner here

[Riller]

I have a small, decorative christmas tree made of a pine-cone. The xenomorph got an old oak powder-keg. I like these odds.

[Mayhemney]

[QUOTE=Riller;43303076]I have a small, decorative christmas tree made of a pine-cone. The xenomorph got an old oak powder-keg. I like these odds.[/QUOTE]

To my left, a pillow. To my right, a pillow. The same pillow.
My mom can't decorate for shit.

[DalekGhostler]

[QUOTE=AdamCar00;42017441]Im fighting a scout from the future and defending myself using my PC Case and they are fighting me with a network adapter.
*Sigh*
Im such a nerd xD[/QUOTE]

You fucking used THE X and the D

Nobody likes you.

Also, i will use mah colts cup while you use my overpriced fancy dresser

[E Quantifier]

With my La Crosse acceptance papers I shall paper cut hitler to death.

While he stabs me with a pair of scissors...

[Mayhemney]

You made have a pillow, but I can beat the shit out of you with my mother.