Whatever you're touching with your left hand is now lava

[salty peanut]

MY LEG

[Eskill]

My jaw and lips are melted.

[GREN EYGS N HAM]

MY ENTIRE TABLE OH SWEET JESUS FUCK!1!1!1!1

[Mcpaddyquack]

The pimple on the side of my forehead is now lava.

[EcksDee]

My pants.

FFFFFFFFFFUC

[ScurrTheSecond]

My leg just melted its way through my sofa.

[Nikeos]

There goes my legs

[Wyrmdraken]

I am lying on my bed with my laptop on my belly.

It instantly burns through the thin sheet of cardboard acting as a flat for ventilation and straight through my midriff, severing the muscles that I would use to sit up and escape.

It sets off the fire-alarm in the hallway, and because my room is locked the rest of the house is soon set ablaze.

This close to Christmas; my family mourns my mysterious and gruesome passing. The local news reports a bizzare case of spontaneous human combustion to be the cause of the destruction of several terraced houses.

So, pretty much fucked indeed.

[Detective .H]

Muffintops was a good kitty.

Then she became lava.

[JgcxCub]

The diamonds are now lava!

Anything is possible when you're in Fast Threads.

I'm in OIFY.

[asteroidrules]

A pencil, oh well I never liked it.

[jbthekid]

My genitals!

[SkeleGnome]

The side of my head is now melted off.

[DaMoggen]

Noo, my laptop!

[Sickle]

oh jesus the worst casualty of all

my t-mobile 4g internet hotsp

[ZeroTimesCookie]

The christmas tree...
[B]FUCK[/B]

[BaconExcavation]

My teeth! Shit!

[tratzzz]

My cup of hot cocoa! Oh god it was tasty man!

And I was holding it above my chest dammit.

[myon]

AGH FUCK MY ASS

[Crimor]

My beard is now made of lava, awesome.

[H4wkeye]

Well shit, my beard and chin is lava now.

[Kevve]

My icecream is lava, delicious.

[Miasmic]

Beard.

Glad I'm not the only one.

[MuffinZerg]

God my tits!

[Miasmic]

"Those nipples are [b]HOT[/b].

[GoDL1Kelol]

My penis is ejaculating lava, oh no

[Hoppenheimer]

...My god, I'm eating lava.

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=agentgamma;33778316]All the air is now lava. Good work.[/QUOTE]

It took me a day to get connected to the internet thanks to you

my house is ruined

[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]

are you happy with yourself

[iEat]

my face
my beautiful face