[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26851854]Air canister blew up, shrapnel went up the kid's arse, he died from his punctured lungs[/QUOTE]
Switching chair brb.
[QUOTE=z0nk3d;26851811]What the fuck happened :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I recall reading about this somewhere. If I'm not mistaken, the chair broke lose from the pole, which went through the cushion and rid a man of his anal virginity.
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Ah, I was mistaken. Close enough though.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;26851880][img_thumb]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8496/20101221172219.png[/img_thumb]
It's not really working tho, I just changed a few lines with Opera to replace it temporarily. It's not Photoshop either tho, so you can see it actually working.[/QUOTE]
oh god it's raining bacon
[QUOTE=poop;26851917][img_thumb]http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/veronicawhat.gif[/img_thumb]
Rape me?[/QUOTE]
Oh I thought she was going to lift her top up. Aww.
-nothing to see here-
[QUOTE=Lolkork;26851923]Well, that will happen if you gently press the lowering button while sitting on it, it wont explode the first time you do it (it will just make a loud noise), but eventually it will fail.[/QUOTE]
[quote]The gas in there was nitrogen or something along those lines (these are Chinese made chairs) either during production or after production the nitrogen was contaminated with another gas (might have just been from the air or something) and resulted in an explosion. Because of the way the shock was designed it shot upwards and hit the kid in his rear caused internal bleeding and all that jazz. There's another report of the exact same thing happening to another man. [/quote]
So everybody calm down.
[editline]21st December 2010[/editline]
Still switching to a [img]http://www.geniusjones.coresense.com/images/products/Fatboy/FB%20Original%20ZOOM/FBOrigLimeGreen-zoom.jpg[/img] though.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;26851923]Well, that will happen if you gently press the lowering button while sitting on it, it wont explode the first time you do it (it will just make a loud noise), but eventually it will fail.[/QUOTE]
You dumb fuck, you are supposed to be sit on it to lower it down, either way it will go up.
[quote=prusseluskenv2;26851636]that spinny chair sure is [b]comfortable[/b], isn't it?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/d8b63444fe82cb239a1186547b523a8c.png[/img_thumb][/quote]
Oh fuck. I have the exact same chair!
Edit: Fuck this. I'm sitting on a milk crate from now on.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26851636]That spinny chair sure is [B]comfortable[/B], isn't it?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/d8b63444fe82cb239a1186547b523a8c.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I'm literary sitting on the edge of my chair now.
[QUOTE=LeonS;26849843][img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2ur59nt.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
What's the name of this type of image, I've seen different versions
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26851636]That spinny chair sure is [B]comfortable[/B], isn't it?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/d8b63444fe82cb239a1186547b523a8c.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Anyone notice the piss/jizz stain?
[QUOTE=RayDark;26852442]Anyone notice the piss/jizz stain?[/QUOTE]
You'd piss yourself if you got stabbed in the asshole, too.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26847430]Europe[/QUOTE]
more like canada
[QUOTE=kyle877;26852477]You'd piss yourself if you got stabbed in the asshole, too.[/QUOTE]
Don't get all pissy now.
[img]http://imgur.com/JRKvH.jpg[/img]
Also source video is worth a watch:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsbrS1zNxdw[/media]
[QUOTE=jani_killer;26852267]I'm literary sitting on the edge of my chair now.[/QUOTE]
calm down it's fake. feel where that rod connects to your chair, theres normally a nice thick slab of metal. if the air canister 'slodes it's going through your legs.
[QUOTE=BCell;26853008][img_thumb]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7170/ifnsfwmeansnotsafeforwo.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
They'd mean the same thing, not opposite.
[QUOTE=Hanibal;26846679][B]The snow flakes , they are invading!![/B]
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/b032fc2d498f789e38fa053f5dd9c2cc.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/z4VjI.png[/img]
Invasion stopped.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26851854]Air canister blew up, shrapnel went up the kid's arse, he died from his punctured lungs[/QUOTE]
and he lived happily ever after. Amen.
[QUOTE=poop;26849801]People usually see a guy playing saxaphone or a skull. No one really see anything else
[img_thumb]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5116/totallyfamousrorshac.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Its two dudes fucking turtles with dick shaped heads.
[QUOTE=wallagunk;26853387][img_thumb]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2385/globalwarmingk.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This is perfect this Facepunch Snow.
Or is that the joke?
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;26853420]This is perfect this Facepunch Snow.
Or is that the joke?[/QUOTE]
Wat
[QUOTE=poop;26849801]People usually see a guy playing saxaphone or a skull. No one really see anything else
[img_thumb]http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5116/totallyfamousrorshac.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Too lazy to color the left side, but this is what I see:
[media]http://i51.tinypic.com/34pj6g0.png[/media]
^^
Gaybows for you!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmBnVjy4vag&feature=related[/media]
Watch the source of that also :v:
EDIT:
NOOOO you crazy blubbers!
Not me! the one above me!
Oh god I'm drowning in gaybows...
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